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2011-11-01 09:45:46 AM
"This is the extended warranty you were looking for."
 
2011-11-01 09:48:04 AM
And the Currys mentioned, in Thurrock, has a nice escalator to take you to the upper level of the shopping area, but once you have spent your money screw you, there's no down escalator. Take the stairs.
 
2011-11-01 10:12:31 AM
Flint Ironstag: And the Currys mentioned, in Thurrock, has a nice escalator to take you to the upper level of the shopping area, but once you have spent your money screw you, there's no down escalator. Take the stairs.


Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
 
2011-11-01 10:25:16 AM
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"I have altered the store's exchange policy, now it is only store credit. Pray I do not alter it further..."
 
2011-11-01 11:11:15 AM
Sybarite: Flint Ironstag: And the Currys mentioned, in Thurrock, has a nice escalator to take you to the upper level of the shopping area, but once you have spent your money screw you, there's no down escalator. Take the stairs.


Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?


I worked for a competitor. We had escalators going up and down....
 
2011-11-01 01:10:19 PM
Not sure about the "fail" tag, because in theory it does sound *kinda* funny. I just hope they at least ape the tone of that exchange between Vader and...whosit? Moff Jerjerrod?

It *could* work if done right.
 
2011-11-01 01:18:05 PM
Why the "FAIL" tag? It's not like they chose Jar Jar Binks as their spokesman.
 
2011-11-01 03:26:45 PM
Hey, there is an elevator back down!

It was inherited from the previous retail company in that unit, they decided not to bother with a down escalator - quite common among uk retailers for some reason......

/playing a storm trooper for 3 days was fun
//works for dixons retail
///at the site where it was shot
////you bet i'm getting a kick out of your replies.....
//slash slash slasheroo!
 
2011-11-01 04:37:35 PM
"You have failed me for the last time..."

"That's what you said the last time."

upload.wikimedia.org

"Now witness the power of the all-new laser checkout system!!!"

/Chad Vader rules!!!
 
2011-11-01 07:37:10 PM
bazzanoid: Hey, there is an elevator back down!

It was inherited from the previous retail company in that unit, they decided not to bother with a down escalator - quite common among uk retailers for some reason......

/playing a storm trooper for 3 days was fun
//works for dixons retail
///at the site where it was shot
////you bet i'm getting a kick out of your replies.....
//slash slash slasheroo!


Didn't know the escalators were from Ilva. In fact, from what I heard, that unit was going to be a M+S furniture store before Ilva took it and so it was M+S that designed it.

/Still have not got around to visiting the Best Buy at Thurrock.
 
2011-11-01 07:58:52 PM
Just in time to miss the Halloween season?
 
2011-11-01 08:47:50 PM
While we're on the subject, you have to wonder why Darth Vader said that the power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

I mean, didn't they kill like 5 billion people with the first Death Star? Even if Vader force choked like 100 people an hour, it would take more than 5000 years to kill as many people as the Death Star destroyed in a few seconds.
 
2011-11-01 11:08:42 PM
bdub77: While we're on the subject, you have to wonder why Darth Vader said that the power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

I mean, didn't they kill like 5 billion people with the first Death Star? Even if Vader force choked like 100 people an hour, it would take more than 5000 years to kill as many people as the Death Star destroyed in a few seconds.


The Force can influence people to start wars that kill hundreds of billions and build things like the Death Star.

\makes me want to replay KotOR again
 
2011-11-01 11:42:15 PM
George Lucas will clearly not be sat in the director's chair so the ads could actually be more meaningful than the last generation of Star Wars films he made.

hahahahahahahahaha ;)
 
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