wodka

And not a fark was given.

I was going to read the story but then I saw a Chapman link...

What about the yearly "Russian beauty subdues and rapes intruder, then wines, rapes, dines him, and gives him clothes, money and rape before releasing him"

/likes a strong woman that knows what she wants

I stopped reading the headline at "Two Russian girls".

If only they'd had Tatus.

Ah well. They'll get some money from it, so it's win-win all around.

Yea...the link was deemed NSFW by big brother (iBoss)....so beware.

Just imagine, watching for twelve years as the daughter you love grows up without any of you or your family's features. Your relationship with your wife changes, you become distant. Then the arguments get worse, and you can't remember why you loved her. You file for divorce. You renounce paternity.

And you find out that it was a hospital mistake which ruined your life, all those years ago. But it's too late to take back all the hurtful things that have said, and your wife and child are going to go live with your actual child, someone you've never met except for once, years ago, while you drown yourself in vodka waiting to die under the cold Russian sky.

But then again, there are only two houses in that village, probably.

Jz4p: Just imagine, watching for twelve years as the daughter you love grows up without any of you or your family's features. Your relationship with your wife changes, you become distant. Then the arguments get worse, and you can't remember why you loved her. You file for divorce. You renounce paternity.

And you find out that it was a hospital mistake which ruined your life, all those years ago. But it's too late to take back all the hurtful things that have said, and your wife and child are going to go live with your actual child, someone you've never met except for once, years ago, while you drown yourself in vodka waiting to die under the cold Russian sky.

Well thanks a whole farking ton. I was about to start my day getting a few laughs on Fark, then head out the door to have a great day. Instead, now I'm depressed. I'm not leaving. I'll just sit here, get drunk on vodka, screw the neighbor's cat and try again tomorrow.

I'm hearing Mr. Rogers "... won't you be my neighbor? ..."

How can you possibly live next door to each other without exchanging parents? That's just how it's done.

/obligatory

2 Girls 1 sCrewUp

They should re-report this in about 6 years when the girls will be legal, presumably hittable.

Forgotten how fappable Tatu's brunette is to me... hell the redhead is getting quite hittable in her 20s as well.

/my creepy comments for the day

SecretAgentWoman: Valiente: If only they'd had Tatus.

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Fake lesbians. (new window)

LOL
slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

This sounds like it was angrily typed by some fat chick.

"Hey Vladmir, that chick next door is running around naked again!"

.....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Heh. In non-Soviet America, I can't say In Sewviet Rusha.

trappedspirit: SecretAgentWoman: Valiente: If only they'd had Tatus.

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Fake lesbians. (new window)

LOL
slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

This sounds like it was angrily typed by some fat chick dude.

FTFY

Pravda is pornography now, according to my filter here at work. I thought it was pornography when the Commies ran it, too.

You know what I'd do with a million bucks man?

Live next door to these two chicks at the same time.

Julieahni: Heh. In non-Soviet America, I can't say In Sewviet Rusha.

Pre-filter that meme reached "Farker cum-rag" saturation levels. The filter exists for a reason. :)

RexTalionis: Russian girls are hot.

But crazy.

And they age about as well as week-old milk in the sun.

SecretAgentWoman: Valiente: If only they'd had Tatus.

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Fake lesbians. (new window)

you know how i know you're gay?

Jz4p: Just imagine, watching for twelve years as the daughter you love grows up without any of you or your family's features. Your relationship with your wife changes, you become distant. Then the arguments get worse, and you can't remember why you loved her. You file for divorce. You renounce paternity.

And you find out that it was a hospital mistake which ruined your life, all those years ago. But it's too late to take back all the hurtful things that have said, and your wife and child are going to go live with your actual child, someone you've never met except for once, years ago, while you drown yourself in vodka waiting to die under the cold Russian sky.


Wow. You make men sound intuitive, sensitive...and human.

Just when I'd about given up that the majority of men even have souls anymore.

I think the wife will forgive him.

Don't all babies look alike?

Sneaky farkin Russians....

Loaf's Tray: RexTalionis: Russian girls are hot.

But crazy.

And they age about as well as week-old milk in the sun.

FYI for some reason a Google Image Search for "Russian Milf" even on Moderate Safe Search will still render quite a few NSFW results... and they look a little young for me to be "milfs", so this very well may support the "aging like asphalt in the Midwest" theory.

Hermione_Granger: Jz4p: Just imagine, watching for twelve years as the daughter you love grows up without any of you or your family's features. Your relationship with your wife changes, you become distant. Then the arguments get worse, and you can't remember why you loved her. You file for divorce. You renounce paternity.

And you find out that it was a hospital mistake which ruined your life, all those years ago. But it's too late to take back all the hurtful things that have said, and your wife and child are going to go live with your actual child, someone you've never met except for once, years ago, while you drown yourself in vodka waiting to die under the cold Russian sky.


Wow. You make men sound intuitive, sensitive...and human.

Just when I'd about given up that the majority of men even have souls anymore.

I think the wife will forgive him.

Well. All men start with them, but I think the majority lose track of them. I'll admit, it might have been an optimistic assessment, but the idea struck a chord and I had to post it. As to your assessment - very possibly so. I'm glad the article doesn't specify what his fate ultimately was.

For what it's worth, I write prose and poetry too.
http://vanidar.deviantart.com/#/d4epsbx
http://vanidar.deviantart.com/#/d4ake4i

/Feel free to enjoy the writing.
//I like your handle :)

Wasn't this an episode of Veronica Mars?