$50,000 vs. calling the airport and asking to speak with the worker who recently got a free bird. This story has a ton of holes.

So that is what it sounds like, when doves cry?

If there is a way to blame this on the TSA, I'm in total agreement.

I vont my boird.

I hate the for all the stuff the won't let me do.

because the what, Subby?

Approves.

If the bird was that damn important maybe he shouldn't have given it up so easily.

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Approves.

cam for Gob, moving along happily

thx

Should have gone with the bar soap next time.

Professional victim. To bad there's no easy way to identify people whose primary source of income is "legal settlements" so you could simply choose not to deal with them.

Bad magician.

Can't he just pull some new doves out of his magic hat, once he gets to his destination?

Magician was later quoted as saying "I've made a huge mistake"

Must be John Woo's kid.

Like I'm going to DRIVE this dove to my Magic Show in this $5000 suit.

COME ON!

AtticusFinchEsq: scottydoesntknow: So not only did they lose the guy's bird, they revealed his main trick involving the bird.

It's not a trick. It's an illusion. A trick is something whores do for money.



...or coke.

Airlines have pretty clear rules about what animals are acceptable and what aren't and the method of transport.
If this guy is too lazy to read the conditions of his ticket, tough s**t.

I have flown with my cat tucked under the seat in an approved carrier after carefully finding out the rules.
If an airport worker had told me I had to leave the cat behind, I would not have flown.

This guy is just a litigious a$$wipe.

Poston planned to arrange to bring Magic home, but he said he lost the worker's phone number.

So he needs $50K to remember the number?

what I love about this article is the illustration of the "dove in the bag trick" The danger:-----

Complete BS.....

/21 years as a pro

engine: what I love about this article is the illustration of the "dove in the bag trick" The danger:-----

Complete BS.....

/21 years as a pro

Exactly my thought. It's as if P&T provided the graphic for the article.

/35 years as a pro

From whence it came

Archimedes?

GoldDude: Airlines have pretty clear rules about what animals are acceptable and what aren't and the method of transport.
If this guy is too lazy to read the conditions of his ticket, tough s**t.

I have flown with my cat tucked under the seat in an approved carrier after carefully finding out the rules.
If an airport worker had told me I had to leave the cat behind, I would not have flown.

This guy is just a litigious a$$wipe.

This. My wife just flew 2000 miles with a cat. It's not difficult at all, and only costs $50 extra.

The tricky parts: a) a lot of animals don't like to travel; b) the airline only allowed two carry-on animals per flight, first book, first serve; c) you need an approved carrier. None of these tricky parts are particularly tricky though.

Unless you just like to sue big corporations, I guess. Then this is all really hard and emotionally traumatizing.

Jument: My wife just flew 2000 miles with a cat. It's not difficult at all, and only costs $50 extra.

That's a pretty impressive cat, mine never takes me anywhere.