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		Bad news: You have a tumor. Good news: Your tumor has a face (w/pic) (telegraph.co.uk)		99
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styckx

2011-10-31 11:48:26 PM

Ohh my God-it's full of scars

Bathia_Mapes

2011-10-31 11:59:20 PM

Okay, that's just freakin' creepy.

Dallymo

2011-11-01 12:05:30 AM

Boo, spookish!

reported

2011-11-01 12:21:57 AM

Doctor inadvertently outsources medical scan diagnosis to 4chan, hilarity ensues

Lorelle

2011-11-01 12:26:46 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Okay, that's just freakin' creepy.

Yep.

Relatively Obscure

2011-11-01 12:45:02 AM

im in ur ball, killin ur spermz

You Cant Explain That

2011-11-01 12:45:42 AM

I can't believe it's not jesus

calbert

2011-11-01 12:48:36 AM

/he has returned

CavalierEternal

2011-11-01 12:56:35 AM

Isn't that just called "pregnancy"?

WI241TH

2011-11-01 01:02:27 AM

jingks

2011-11-01 01:26:31 AM

You Cant Explain That: I can't believe it's not jesus

This. How did they not go for the "I got a Jesus tumour" cash-in?

DevilsHorns J

2011-11-01 01:28:31 AM

Woooow, welcome to a new meme, everybody. I have no idea in what context it could be used, but it will be, and very soon.

Are we sure this isn't just some Halloween joke? That thing is seriously disturbing.

ParaHandy

2011-11-01 01:29:24 AM

My dinner the other night looked suspiciously like the FSM

beer4breakfast

2011-11-01 01:29:53 AM

Azteki

2011-11-01 01:31:17 AM

can i go now?

/homer

skinink

2011-11-01 01:31:30 AM

His sperm is so potent, it can impregnate itself.

RamboFrog

2011-11-01 01:31:44 AM

It's not a toomah!

files.g4tv.com

avanti

2011-11-01 01:33:39 AM

jingks: You Cant Explain That: I can't believe it's not jesus

This. How did they not go for the "I got a Jesus tumour" cash-in?

And the Lord speaketh, now go forth Testiculus and multiply! Thus is my will.

Tsar_Bomba1

2011-11-01 01:34:01 AM

Start the reactor... free my nuts.

wiredroach

2011-11-01 01:34:22 AM

Now that's a ball-faced lie!

DarkKindness

2011-11-01 01:34:35 AM

FTA:The testicle was removed and the mass was discovered to be harmless.

And here I'd have thought that that was the bad news... losing a testicle to a benign mas.

libranoelrose

2011-11-01 01:34:42 AM

planes

2011-11-01 01:35:20 AM

Is that the "little head" doing the thinking for the "big head"?

farkingismybusiness

2011-11-01 01:35:38 AM

Luckily they caught it early.

JackalRabbit

2011-11-01 01:37:12 AM

But rather than attempting to load their find with religious significance...

They what? Accepted the load as it was.

/they said load

Ivo Shandor

2011-11-01 01:37:27 AM

beer4breakfast: [images.stanzapub.com image 394x597]

Beat me to it.

/The sparrows are flying again.

austin_millbarge

2011-11-01 01:37:35 AM

I wonder if it likes Reese's Pieces.

nohit

2011-11-01 01:37:55 AM

Quato? Is that you, Quato? I knew 'dat wuz you! You changed, man!

libranoelrose

2011-11-01 01:39:32 AM

Quato seems to be making a comeback.

Soos

2011-11-01 01:40:18 AM

Wicked ending...

The testicle was removed and the mass was discovered to be harmless.

Treygreen13

2011-11-01 01:41:12 AM

Lose a testicle to a benign mass. Yikes.

DevilsHorns J

2011-11-01 01:42:46 AM

DevilsHorns J: Woooow, welcome to a new meme, everybody. I have no idea in what context it could be used, but it will be, and very soon.

Are we sure this isn't just some Halloween joke? That thing is seriously disturbing.

Nevermind- I thought of one:

Bluevirage

2011-11-01 01:43:06 AM

"The testicle was removed and the mass was discovered to be harmless."

When I read that I wondered was it the face that made him make the decision to have it removed? Or was his testicle possessed by a demonic force and had to be literally excised to free him of its taint?

Surool

2011-11-01 01:43:50 AM

Next up: Face spotted in a cloud and on a piece of toast.

Wouldn't it be great to see a cross section of your nut become an internet sensation?

zzrhardy

2011-11-01 01:44:20 AM

1) Stop shaving, it'll grow a beard. Then you can tell girls your testical holds the face of Jesus.
2) Tell them a miracle facial will make them look 10 years younger.
Profit.

Gelatinous

2011-11-01 01:44:25 AM

G. Gregory Roberts and Naji J. Touma, from Queen's University in Ontario, Canada, had conducted the ultrasound

Really? Really??

gadian

2011-11-01 01:45:38 AM

The tumor looks surprised to have been spotted. He thought he was crafty hiding out in a testicle.

Woolwine

2011-11-01 01:46:34 AM

LoneWolf343

2011-11-01 01:48:07 AM

Surool: Next up: Face spotted in a cloud and on a piece of toast.

Wouldn't it be great to see a cross section of your nut become an internet sensation?

Because this one is actually disturbingly lifelike.

Two_Noodles

2011-11-01 01:48:25 AM

Reminds me of Preformationism (new window)

LOTN

2011-11-01 01:49:06 AM

Surool: Next up: Face spotted in a cloud and on a piece of toast.

Wouldn't it be great to see a cross section of your nut become an internet sensation?

It's not really his since they chopped it out.

Bonanza Jellybean

2011-11-01 01:50:05 AM

The ghost of Gustave Dore lives in that poor man's balls.

/or maybe it's William Blake

Mitch Taylor's Bro

2011-11-01 01:51:16 AM

Soos: Wicked ending...

The testicle was removed and the mass was discovered to be harmless.

That's not the ending, though. The other one has a mass that's malignant...and it looks like Rosie O'Donnell!

[RodSerling.jpg]

The Ghost of Tom Ace

2011-11-01 01:55:01 AM