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		"Spider-Man robbed a local gas station Sunday night, threatening the clerk with a machete" (qctimes.com)		32
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32 Comments (+0 »)

ArkAngel

2011-11-01 12:22:50 AM

Amazing

fickle floridian

2011-11-01 01:14:17 AM

Spectacular.

Darth_Lukecash

2011-11-01 01:38:59 AM

He was right! Damn you Spider-man, damn you!

spidermann

2011-11-01 02:22:07 AM

I hate when people do bad things in my name.

log_jammin

2011-11-01 02:30:29 AM

"WHOA! He stole that guy's PIZZAS!"

calbert

2011-11-01 02:32:14 AM

phrawgh

2011-11-01 03:46:32 AM

Everyone knows Spider-Man does not use a machete.

natmar_76

2011-11-01 03:57:34 AM

Sounds like J. Jonah Jameson is up to his old smear campaign tricks again.

Color me unimpressed. I'll be reading The Daily Globe.

Cyno01

2011-11-01 04:12:07 AM

Captain Steroid

2011-11-01 04:15:13 AM

nosehat

2011-11-01 04:17:22 AM

Spiderman + a machete is a terrible idea. He'd just cut his own web stuff all the time.

It would be like "Very Flammable Man" wielding a flame thrower.

moothemagiccow

2011-11-01 04:18:57 AM

Doomsday Clock 5 to Midnight

LordOfThePings

2011-11-01 04:46:58 AM

Spidey's previous exploits have been foiled. If it weren't for those meddling kids...

www.instablogsimages.com

devlin carnate

2011-11-01 05:07:23 AM

ArmasFM

2011-11-01 05:18:17 AM

Wanted for questioning.

Clint_Torres

2011-11-01 05:59:27 AM

phrawgh: Everyone knows Spider-Man does not use a machete.

This one does.

BalugaJoe

2011-11-01 07:41:45 AM

That is nothing.. like 8 killed in New Orleans yesterday.

farscape

2011-11-01 09:24:31 AM

Gunderson

2011-11-01 09:29:20 AM

Spiderman thread? Spiderman thread!

FarkinHostile

2011-11-01 09:30:48 AM

Why does Spiderman need a machete?

Toquinha

2011-11-01 09:47:40 AM

It was Kaine!

Kepo

2011-11-01 09:50:08 AM

With great power, comes great responsibility... Responsibility to steal as much sh** as humanly possible. With a machete.

lake_huron

2011-11-01 10:18:24 AM

Thwip! Thwip!

/is that the sound a machete makes?

M Bison

2011-11-01 10:53:41 AM

/Wanted for questioning.

theotherbilly

2011-11-01 10:56:47 AM

Clint_Torres: phrawgh: Everyone knows Spider-Man does not use a machete.

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This one does.

I was kinda hoping for Spidermang Vs. Muh-chet-tay

Fano

2011-11-01 11:16:04 AM

spidermann: I hate when people do bad things in my name.

It was obviously Deadpool, even I, a loyal webhead, thought he was an Xtreme 90s version of spidey when he first showed up -

Noticeably F.A.T.

2011-11-01 11:49:25 AM

Is it just me, or does a machete seem to be the weapon of choice when some dude decides to rob a place while dressed as a super hero? I swear, every time I read a story about a guy dressing up and committing crimes, he has a machete. Weird.

Jack Spectacular

2011-11-01 11:51:46 AM

offmymeds

2011-11-01 12:12:57 PM

spidermann: I hate when people do bad things in my name.

moothemagiccow

2011-11-01 02:25:58 PM

rhinoguy

2011-11-01 02:33:48 PM

All these "Super Heroes" robbing convenience stores makes me think of the eventual ironic twist. Captain America robs the Bank of America. Before they rob all of us.

MrEricSir

2011-11-01 02:48:54 PM

This is how they're raising funds to keep Turn off the Dark afloat now?

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