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(Daily Mail) Scary While shopping at Target, woman struck by shopping cart that two boys pushed off a four-story parking garage. Bullseye   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2011-10-31 09:27:38 PM
Oh subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 09:47:38 PM
fighting for her life... remains unconscious

So she's not fighting so much as she is relaxing and enjoying it. (sort of a reference to this)
 
2011-10-31 10:03:47 PM
collider.com
 
2011-10-31 10:04:24 PM
Damn you, subby. :D
 
2011-10-31 10:38:04 PM
www.silvitablanco.com.ar

LOLWUT?
 
2011-10-31 10:40:35 PM
Subby, subby, subby, that's just another punch in my ticket to hell.
 
2011-10-31 11:12:24 PM
She shouldn't have tried to leave the Ladybugs.

/I'm going to Hell.
 
2011-10-31 11:19:36 PM
Just nudge the asshole kids off of the same ledge, and we'll call it even, OK?
 
2011-10-31 11:38:07 PM
dahmers love zombie: Just nudge the asshole kids off of the same ledge, and we'll call it even, OK?

If she's allowed to nudge them off at a trolley waiting down below and hits it, subby gets another go with the headline.
 
2011-11-01 12:43:05 AM
snuff3r: dahmers love zombie: Just nudge the asshole kids off of the same ledge, and we'll call it even, OK?

If she's allowed to nudge them off at a trolley waiting down below and hits it, subby gets another go with the headline.


I guess the boys would hitch a ride with Slamtrak
 
2011-11-01 03:11:46 AM
Would have hit when she was 10 years younger ...
 
2011-11-01 03:15:02 AM
ParaHandy: Would have hit when she was 10 years younger ...

I, like those boys, would hit that even now.
 
2011-11-01 03:16:32 AM
Wooden smile.
 
2011-11-01 03:23:28 AM
Ugh, toss them in the clink for life, pls....wtf is wrong with people?
 
2011-11-01 03:35:08 AM
FTA: 'They deliberately pushed it over the edge,' a law-enforcement source told the Post.

'They're a bunch of stupid kids, they made a bad decision. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time,' the source added.



Bullshiat. How is that possible? They picked it up and threw it over.
 
2011-11-01 03:35:12 AM
I said hit the bloody Cadillac ya dumb twit!
 
2011-11-01 03:36:31 AM
If history has taught us anything, we have two possible outcomes:
1 poor snowflakes. Boys will be boys. They didn't mean to hurt anyone. Werent you a kid one day?!

2 throw the God damn book at them. They should fry for attempted murder. Their parents too
 
2011-11-01 03:40:26 AM
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2011-11-01 03:41:04 AM
Poor Mr. Highway, he's thinking about the end. He's had enough of this terrible life.
 
2011-11-01 03:41:30 AM
Ah yes, the parking garage, had a lot of fun at the top of one in grade school. The day someone left a bunch of buckets of paint on the top level was particularly memorable day. I think we tossed a good number of carts off it too.
 
2011-11-01 03:41:42 AM
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2011-11-01 03:42:27 AM
elffster: Ugh, toss them in the clink for life, pls....wtf is wrong with people?

What is wrong with you? We don't want to pay for these jackasses.

I'd say 100 lashes each would be too much punishment. 99.5 consecutive would be just right.
 
2011-11-01 03:43:50 AM
damn nearly a simulpost on the same movie lol
 
2011-11-01 03:45:40 AM
Two-bullet solution.

These kids are not going to stop here. They'll get a slap on the wrist and be out in time to cause taxpayers (and insurance-buyers) considerable burden, probably ending in the loss of life. There is no redeeming quality to them.
 
2011-11-01 03:45:58 AM
dahmers love zombie: Just nudge the asshole kids off of the same ledge, and we'll call it even, OK?

Sounds good to me. Just make sure that no one is directly below, though.
 
2011-11-01 03:53:34 AM
send the little sh*ts on a rocketship to Pluto
 
2011-11-01 03:54:08 AM
doglover: elffster: Ugh, toss them in the clink for life, pls....wtf is wrong with people?

What is wrong with you? We don't want to pay for these jackasses.

I'd say 100 lashes each would be too much punishment. 99.5 consecutive would be just right.


ok, fine fine....a bullet for each and their families pay for the medical bills for the lady. wtf is wrong with people?
 
2011-11-01 03:55:23 AM
SevenizGud: Two-bullet solution.

These kids are not going to stop here. They'll get a slap on the wrist and be out in time to cause taxpayers (and insurance-buyers) considerable burden, probably ending in the loss of life. There is no redeeming quality to them.


Aye-yup: shopping carts today are tomorrow'shiat-and-run/DUI. I'd say shopping carts are a gateway prank.

The book, the whole book, and nothing but the book. Stupid bass-turds.
 
2011-11-01 03:55:57 AM
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2011-11-01 03:59:54 AM
erewhon: damn nearly a simulpost on the same movie lol

So close.

jingks: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 336x225]

www.hotflick.net
 
2011-11-01 04:02:08 AM
"While shopping at Target"

It was one of those open-air Targets I guess.
 
2011-11-01 04:03:39 AM
Hedges said, 'They should have the book thrown at them.'

How about a shopping cart, can a judge throw a shopping cart at them?
 
2011-11-01 04:06:29 AM
I guess I'm the only one who wants to kick the subby in the nuts.

:(
 
2011-11-01 04:13:37 AM
Leskay: FTA: 'They deliberately pushed it over the edge,' a law-enforcement source told the Post.

'They're a bunch of stupid kids, they made a bad decision. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time,' the source added.


Bullshiat. How is that possible? They picked it up and threw it over.


Agreed. Kids like this graduate into the types that "accidentally" kill people in other ways like lighting their houses on fire while they sleep as a "prank". I wish we could just snuff stupid little kids like the perps in this story. We would be doing society a huge favor by not letting them spread their DNA to future "pranksters".
 
2011-11-01 04:19:06 AM
Where's all the crotchfruit hate from yesterday's thread on air-travel politeness? Slipping?

I for one would be fine with sending these fine examples of good upbringing down Niagara in shopping carts followed by their parents and their granny who would still send them hand-knitted socks to jerk in when they are doing their stint behind bars.
 
2011-11-01 04:38:05 AM
Wittenberg Dropout: Where's all the crotchfruit hate from yesterday's thread on air-travel politeness? Slipping?

I for one would be fine with sending these fine examples of good upbringing down Niagara in shopping carts followed by their parents and their granny who would still send them hand-knitted socks to jerk in when they are doing their stint behind bars.


(sarc)
Jealous much?
(/sarc)
 
2011-11-01 04:58:01 AM
I say that we send the kids off to some area to help clear land mines. Give them some training and then give them a target number to hit. If they manage to successfully disarm that number of land mines then they have served their time. If they manage to detonate a mine, well, then we call it even and ship the body back in a very small, water-tight box. Oh, did I mention that we do not give them any protective clothing?

Heck, this is a great idea for a lot of criminals. Train them to do some really dangerous job and let that be part of their punishment. Time to put those criminals to work and let them contribute something useful to society instead of just sitting around watching TV and lifting weights.
 
2011-11-01 05:07:09 AM
Stupid farking kids have nothing better to do than dangerous stunts like this? >:-( They have the makings of your next crop of juvenile delinquents.
 
2011-11-01 05:09:33 AM
Resident Muslim: If history has taught us anything, we have two possible outcomes:
1 poor snowflakes. Boys will be boys. They didn't mean to hurt anyone. Werent you a kid one day?!

2 throw the God damn book at them. They should fry for attempted murder. Their parents too


Well, we have a wealthy, well connected white woman who does charity work.
What race/ethnic background are the boys? This will matter. Perhaps they are 'disadvantaged'.
 
2011-11-01 05:12:18 AM
She looks smaller than 2m .... does that make them better than Luke Skywalker?
 
2011-11-01 05:13:02 AM
elffster: doglover: elffster: Ugh, toss them in the clink for life, pls....wtf is wrong with people?

What is wrong with you? We don't want to pay for these jackasses.

I'd say 100 lashes each would be too much punishment. 99.5 consecutive would be just right.

ok, fine fine....a bullet for each and their families pay for the medical bills for the lady. wtf is wrong with people?


We don't want to kill them. We want to teach everyone a lesson about killing yourself when you fark up so the law doesn't have to.

If everyone just pulled the "Blood repays dishonor." approach from the Count of Monte Cristo and shot themselves when they really farked up bad the world would be a better, if stenchier place.
 
2011-11-01 05:28:57 AM
How about taking the TSA approach .... it should be mandated that all Target stores are only one story high like they are here in Texas, then this could never happen again

/still waiting for Hamas to deploy one of the explosive breast implants they've been working on to see how TSA responds :-)
 
2011-11-01 05:34:58 AM
ParaHandy: How about taking the TSA approach .... it should be mandated that all Target stores are only one story high like they are here in Texas, then this could never happen again

/still waiting for Hamas to deploy one of the explosive breast implants they've been working on to see how TSA responds :-)


That's right dammit! Put security and surveillance everywhere, all the time.
If this could happen to someone like her...
 
2011-11-01 05:51:09 AM
YELLOL: I guess I'm the only one who wants to kick the subby in the nuts.

:(

You are not alone.
 
2011-11-01 06:06:07 AM
Leskay: FTA: 'They deliberately pushed it over the edge,' a law-enforcement source told the Post.

'They're a bunch of stupid kids, they made a bad decision. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time,' the source added.


Bullshiat. How is that possible? They picked it up and threw it over.


From the other article I read (on Yahoo), I am of the mindset that they just pushed it off without looking to see if anyone was below. I don't think they deliberately targeted this lady, or anyone else, but shiat happened and now they have to pay for it and Mrs Hedges and her family are paying for it as well. These assclowns should be rightfully punished. How? Well that's the $64,000 question, isn't it?
 
2011-11-01 07:14:55 AM
Pray for O Marion.
 
2011-11-01 07:26:14 AM
KyDave: Wittenberg Dropout: Where's all the crotchfruit hate from yesterday's thread on air-travel politeness? Slipping?

I for one would be fine with sending these fine examples of good upbringing down Niagara in shopping carts followed by their parents and their granny who would still send them hand-knitted socks to jerk in when they are doing their stint behind bars.

(sarc)
Jealous much?
(/sarc)


My granma's dead goddammit! But in hindsight, I doubt she'd knit me socks if she knew that I was going to jerk into them while in prison.
 
2011-11-01 07:51:43 AM
It's hard for those of us living suburban lives to imagine a shopping cart having the opportunity to plunge 4 stories but the big box stores have managed to shoe horn their way into urban setting. Sometimes it takes new things like this cool shopping cart escalator to make it happen:

www.breakitandlearn.com

Yes that's a Target. Some urban WalMarts have them as well.
 
2011-11-01 08:04:54 AM
itsfullofstars: It's hard for those of us living suburban lives to imagine a shopping cart having the opportunity to plunge 4 stories but the big box stores have managed to shoe horn their way into urban setting. Sometimes it takes new things like this cool shopping cart escalator to make it happen:

[www.breakitandlearn.com image 500x374]

Yes that's a Target. Some urban WalMarts have them as well.


coolness. i recall going to walmart in germany and it was a 2 or 3 story store. it had escalators that were flat...not moving sidewalks, i mean they were an incline, just not in stairs form. that way you could take your carts on them

the germans did not embrace walmart. when i went back in 2004 they were celebrating 5 years in germany. it wasn't very long after that (maybe a couple of years) that i heard walmart stopped operating in germany.
 
2011-11-01 08:07:40 AM
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"You should see what I can do with a shopping cart..."

Whacking someone with a shopping cart ain't exactly markmanship. The thing is farking huge.
Though what the hell where those little crotch goblins thinking? A shopping cart, really? Why can't you just use piss-balloons or rotten eggs like everyone else? Someone needs a 2-day asswhupping.
 
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