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Ed Finnerty

2011-10-31 10:45:45 PM

That's the best tampon costume I've seen.

femme_fatale

2011-10-31 10:52:47 PM

Awww, she's letting everyone know she's a MuMMy!
An 80's Mummy.

zato_ichi

2011-10-31 10:53:15 PM

Ain't mine. I pulled out.

JustHereForThePics

2011-10-31 11:05:20 PM

Ed Finnerty: That's the best tampon costume I've seen.

Looks more like a negative of Robert Smith.

HellRaisingHoosier

2011-10-31 11:13:02 PM

She used to be so hot.

:^(

Scottybobotty

2011-10-31 11:15:38 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: She used to be so hot.

:^(

I would bang her for novelty value.

But that's about it.

/would pull a Dirty Sanchez
//or a Strawberry Shortcake...

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-10-31 11:38:35 PM

Is she married?

Quantum Apostrophe

2011-10-31 11:42:47 PM

I'd wrap it, then unwrap her.

zvoidx

2011-10-31 11:54:50 PM

d'ough!

limboslam

2011-11-01 12:00:27 AM

Still.

I mean, think of the potential....

meg12279

2011-11-01 12:11:29 AM

Isn't their dad a preacher? Must be proud neither one of his grandkids was conceived after the ol' ring went on.

Britney Spear's Speculum

2011-11-01 12:11:35 AM

It's sad when your less talented, less attractive sister has a kid before you.

meg12279

2011-11-01 12:13:24 AM

also, thanks, this thread, for reminding me to take my birth control.

wont_eat_bugs

2011-11-01 12:14:32 AM

I wonder who told her? She doesn't seem like she's got enough brain power to figure it out on her own.

hurdboy

2011-11-01 12:38:19 AM

wont_eat_bugs: I wonder who told her? She doesn't seem like she's got enough brain power to figure it out on her own.

Babydaddy went to Yale. You'd think there's enough there that the kid won't be in remedial classes his entire life.

jm105

2011-11-01 12:40:46 AM

wont_eat_bugs: I wonder who told her? She doesn't seem like she's got enough brain power to figure it out on her own.

When the doctor told her she's pregnant, she asked, "Is it mine?"

bdub77

2011-11-01 12:40:59 AM

You'd think there's enough there that the kid won't be in remedial classes his entire life.

You'd be wrong.

bdub77

2011-11-01 12:47:08 AM

I have to admit, I don't understand the photograph.

msnbcmedia.msn.com

I mean what does Moby Dick have to do with Jessica Simpson being pregnant?

domo_kun_sai

2011-11-01 12:55:50 AM

I am so shocked.

Patterson

2011-11-01 01:19:17 AM

Jessica Simpson + preggers titties = fap

/perv

IrateShadow

2011-11-01 01:33:21 AM

meg12279: Isn't their dad a preacher? Must be proud neither one of his grandkids was conceived after the ol' ring went on.

Eh, he's probably more angry that it isn't his.

Donnchadha

2011-11-01 02:32:24 AM

meg12279: Isn't their dad a preacher? Must be proud neither one of his grandkids was conceived after the ol' ring went on.

I thought that Jessica had a ring on her finger already... of course it came off, but I don't think that matters.

Besides, she's damaged goods at this point. Sanctity of marriage doesn't apply anymore.

raptusregaliter

2011-11-01 02:51:46 AM

I can hardly wait to see how she outdoes "Bronx Mowgli."

Cyno01

2011-11-01 04:20:31 AM

She was always pretty hot, although a tad generic for my tastes... but i watched Employee of the Month last week... (dont ask me why) those are some world class titties.

digistil

2011-11-01 05:05:00 AM

Unless she's married, I'm not buying it. She's religious, and has specifically stated she's things the Bible says are wrong. Such as leaving a grocery store before it's been depleted of food.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-11-01 08:45:33 AM

Unimpressed.

fish500

2011-11-01 09:14:47 AM

oryx

2011-11-01 09:44:14 AM

Mummy, mommy costume?

kungfu jesus with a side of lime

2011-11-01 10:02:39 AM

fish500: [i43.tinypic.com image 282x352]

that looks like britney spears and anna nicole smith ran into each other really hard and reated a third person

/lets see some more hot jessica simpson pics

fish500

2011-11-01 10:10:56 AM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: fish500: [i43.tinypic.com image 282x352]

that looks like britney spears and anna nicole smith ran into each other really hard and reated a third person

/lets see some more hot jessica simpson pics

Here's the animated version:

Link Pops

Surly U. Jest

2011-11-01 10:16:42 AM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: fish500: [i43.tinypic.com image 282x352]

that looks like britney spears and anna nicole smith ran into each other really hard and reated a third person

/lets see some more hot jessica simpson pics

I hate when that happens.

Mr.Poops

2011-11-01 10:19:06 AM

I'd tongue punch her little man in the boat

buwolverine

2011-11-01 10:55:08 AM

meg12279: Isn't their dad a preacher? Must be proud neither one of his grandkids was conceived after the ol' ring went on.

I think he'll be as excited as every other straight man (and gay woman) to see her pregnancy boobs. That man has a preoccupation with his daughter's rack.

browneye

2011-11-01 11:14:39 AM

She looks like a hundred thousand dandelions all went to seed and threw up on her.

darch

2011-11-01 11:44:34 AM

bdub77

GodDAMN, I hate that "holding-the-belly" thing pregnant women do. What IS that?! To me, it's them "framing" the belly to pretentiously show it off to everyone.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-01 11:52:41 AM

darch: bdub77

GodDAMN, I hate that "holding-the-belly" thing pregnant women do. What IS that?! To me, it's them "framing" the belly to pretentiously show it off to everyone.

I do the same thing when I have to take a crap. Be proud of what you're carrying.

Bernoo

2011-11-01 12:27:26 PM