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(Salt Lake Tribune)   This crazy bastard shot his neighbor for "telepathically raping" his wife. And with a mugshot like that, I think I believe him   (sltrib.com) divider line 120
    More: Strange, Centerville, Antonio Pierce, weapon possession, Michael Selleneit, child abuses  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 06:52:06 PM  
"Centerville Police has never found any evidence to indicate that these allegations were true"

Thanks for the information. I read a science fiction novel where a boy's sexual fantasies could be felt by the subject of his imagination. I'm relieved to know they can't really feel it. Or disappointed. One of those.
 
2011-10-31 09:12:45 PM  
His mugshot says, "I'm batshiat crazy".
 
2011-10-31 09:22:32 PM  
"Centerville Police has never found any evidence to indicate that these allegations were true," Childs said.

And how exactly would you find evidence that someone was telepathically raping someone?
 
2011-10-31 09:44:08 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

"Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, madam. That's not my fingers probing your brain."
 
2011-10-31 09:51:17 PM  
"Centerville Police has never found any evidence to indicate that these allegations were true,"

If I know anything about Centerville they were probably just going around in circles.
 
2011-10-31 10:00:52 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
/approves
//hot like troi
 
2011-10-31 10:13:28 PM  

Walker: "Centerville Police has never found any evidence to indicate that these allegations were true," Childs said.

And how exactly would you find evidence that someone was telepathically raping someone?


Cum stains on the sheets and a look of pleasure.
Sheesh.
 
2011-10-31 10:49:58 PM  
"Selleneit also claimed that Pierce had telepathically raped his wife on many occasions," police wrote in the statement.

Police emphasized again on Monday that Selleneit had been making such accusations for years and there was no validity to them.


i42.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-31 11:30:09 PM  

serial_crusher: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 479x480]
/approves
//hot like troi


www.startrek.com

Also approves
 
2011-10-31 11:31:53 PM  
"Selleneit also claimed that Pierce had telepathically raped his wife on many occasions,"

www.mojoimage.com


"I loved it, he was better than my husband, I'm going to see him again and again..."
 
2011-10-31 11:37:57 PM  
That mug shot might be his best argument for a defense of insanity I've ever seen.
 
2011-10-31 11:47:47 PM  
"You are feeling sleepy...sleepy...very sleepy...penis...very penis..."
 
2011-11-01 12:54:58 AM  

serial_crusher: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 479x480]
/approves
//hot like troi


So it's not hot?
 
2011-11-01 12:55:57 AM  
I telepathically think he's bat sheit crazy.
 
2011-11-01 12:57:36 AM  
It's a fact of life that there are lots of crazy people out there. This is one of many, many reasons why the USA needs stricter gun laws.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-11-01 12:58:49 AM  
Hmm...I was expecting bigger eyebrows.
 
2011-11-01 12:59:06 AM  
Hopefully the freak shooter will get really raped daily in prison. scumbag.
 
2011-11-01 12:59:10 AM  
www.destination360.com
 
2011-11-01 12:59:27 AM  
When you eye fark someone, well that's sorta telepathic rape isn't it?
 
2011-11-01 01:01:59 AM  
Here come all the closed minded sceptics... how do you know he didn't telepathically rape his wife?
 
2011-11-01 01:02:58 AM  
www.sltrib.com
www.scaryforkids.com
Is it just me?
 
2011-11-01 01:03:03 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-11-01 01:03:22 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-01 01:04:49 AM  
I want to see a picture of his wife.
 
2011-11-01 01:05:50 AM  

serial_crusher: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 479x480]
/approves
//hot like troi


And we're done here.
 
2011-11-01 01:06:23 AM  
ZAZ
Thanks for the information. I read a science fiction novel where a boy's sexual fantasies could be felt by the subject of his imagination. I'm relieved to know they can't really feel it. Or disappointed. One of those.

What novel was that? I'm curious to read it now...
 
2011-11-01 01:10:52 AM  

ParaHandy: It's a fact of life that there are lots of crazy people out there. This is one of many, many reasons why the USA needs stricter gun laws.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x473]


What specific laws do you recommend? For what reason do you believe that an individual already inclined to commit homicide and to violate an extant prohibition upon possession of a firearm would abide by regulation that you propose?
 
2011-11-01 01:11:42 AM  

ParaHandy: It's a fact of life that there are lots of crazy people out there. This is one of many, many reasons why the USA needs stricter gun laws.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x473]


Accepting that there are homicidal maniacs out there, and they will kill because they are crazy... if you remove the guns from the chart the other lines spike up instead.

If somebody is enough of a lunatic to kill somebody for telepathic rape, they'll do it with something else.
 
2011-11-01 01:12:02 AM  
He couldn't have mentally raped her, she was wearing skinny jeans!
 
2011-11-01 01:14:15 AM  
Hell yeah he telepathically raped her. Came right in her third eye.
 
2011-11-01 01:15:37 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [www.sltrib.com image 636x522]
[www.scaryforkids.com image 400x400]
Is it just me?


Man, fark you. No, really, fark you. Those books were scary as a kid. Okay, well, THE PICTURES WERE REALLY farkED UP FOR A KID'S BOOK.
 
2011-11-01 01:16:10 AM  

ParaHandy: It's a fact of life that there are lots of crazy people out there. This is one of many, many reasons why the USA needs stricter gun laws.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x473]



1/100

It was already illegal for him to own the gun.
 
2011-11-01 01:16:49 AM  
sharks with lasers
 
2011-11-01 01:16:54 AM  
Totally reminds me of:
angrywhitedude.com
 
2011-11-01 01:17:28 AM  
When he got into the relationship he specifically said no mind games, and here she goes around showing that brain all around town with that paper thin skull, not even bothering to cover up with a hat when it gets cold.
 
2011-11-01 01:18:16 AM  

myinternetname: ParaHandy: It's a fact of life that there are lots of crazy people out there. This is one of many, many reasons why the USA needs stricter gun laws.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x473]


1/100

It was already illegal for him to own the gun.


To provide fair consideration to ParaHandy's suggestion, advocates of increased restriction upon civilian firearm ownership are frequently ill-informed.
 
2011-11-01 01:21:09 AM  
Magical thinking: Now with more homicidal insanity!
 
2011-11-01 01:21:25 AM  
I'm all for sensible gun rights. I even owned a .22 rifle in my youth, and I lived in a CA suburb. (never shot it there). But I think there should at least be a license for gun owners, that has a photograph, and if the photograph looks like the guy in this story, some authority figure should be able to say no farking way.
 
2011-11-01 01:29:37 AM  
www.sltrib.com


The next time someone says 'you can't judge a book by it's cover' I'm going to think of this guy and take it with a grain of salt.
 
2011-11-01 01:30:55 AM  
"One bullet struck Pierce in the leg and another the struck him in the back.

His wife was initially taken into custody and questioned but later released to family members."


WTF?

"Sir, You've been shot by your neighbor, so we're taking your wife into custody."

That's the GW Bush method of retaliation.
 
2011-11-01 01:32:14 AM  
I'm guilty of telepathic rape

/I has a teleportng penis
 
2011-11-01 01:32:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-01 01:36:03 AM  
"Your Honor, that juror over there trying to rape me in the butt telepathically."
 
2011-11-01 01:36:16 AM  

Dimensio: myinternetname: ParaHandy: It's a fact of life that there are lots of crazy people out there. This is one of many, many reasons why the USA needs stricter gun laws.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x473]


1/100

It was already illegal for him to own the gun.

To provide fair consideration to ParaHandy's suggestion, advocates of increased restriction upon civilian firearm ownership are frequently ill-informed.


To provide fair consideration to your reply, appropriate and well thought out gun controls tend to also make it harder to illegally own a gun ... for example, volume controls to prevent straw purchases, or not allowing anyone with $50 to buy a Saturday Night Special at a gun show, or having a central registry of firearms and making it a felony to fail to report losses and sales, or ....

/I'm one of those weird Europeans that happens to think guns are more dangerous than plants that get you high
 
2011-11-01 01:38:59 AM  
I can telepathically see that his wife is disgusting.
 
2011-11-01 01:42:53 AM  
You oughta know. (new window)
 
2011-11-01 01:47:20 AM  

ParaHandy: It's a fact of life that there are lots of crazy people out there. This is one of many, many reasons why the USA needs stricter gun laws.


Just because they are handy does not mean tighter gun laws would reduce murders significantly. The thing tards like you and gun owners like the rest of us need to work together on is legislation to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill. Jared Loughner, Seung-Hui Cho, etc.

I think that is something that could gain bipartisan support and could end up being beneficial.
 
2011-11-01 01:51:33 AM  

Walker: "Centerville Police has never found any evidence to indicate that these allegations were true," Childs said.

And how exactly would you find evidence that someone was telepathically raping someone?


Telespooge.
 
2011-11-01 02:00:58 AM  
He must have forgotten to wrap her head in tinfoil.
 
2011-11-01 02:03:09 AM  
she was telepathically asking for it
 
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