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(Contact Music) Interesting Kristen Stewart still has a lot to "discover" about herself. Specifically, how facial expressions work   (contactmusic.com) divider line 64
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2011-10-31 09:08:38 PM
Is Bella a zombie? She's always just standing there with her mouth open, and acts like she's dead.
 
2011-10-31 10:43:58 PM
Facial expressions don't work too well in botox land.
 
2011-10-31 11:36:30 PM
I'd be more than willing to help her discover every inch of herself, giving her numerous facial expressions while doing it
 
2011-11-01 01:15:59 AM
www.bigsoccer.com
 
2011-11-01 01:48:27 AM
Came on here for O-face, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-11-01 03:28:04 AM
Did someone forget to lock the ratio when they resized that picture or is it just a really bad picture?
 
2011-11-01 04:34:33 AM
Maybe she isn't comfortable with the media in her face all the time?
 
2011-11-01 04:50:05 AM
Well you have to give her some credit. Most people have to smoke weed for years to be able to get that sort of vacant expression.
 
2011-11-01 04:52:02 AM
Old enough to know better: Well you have to give her some credit. Most people have to smoke weed for years to be able to get that sort of vacant expression.

I see what you did there.
 
2011-11-01 05:01:23 AM
I'm gonna make a wild stab and guess this Kristen Stewart woman has a movie/book coming out in the very near future?
 
2011-11-01 05:07:54 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: I'm gonna make a wild stab and guess this Kristen Stewart woman has a movie/book coming out in the very near future?

Good question, but you should have totally asked it in boldface just to make sure everyone saw it.
 
2011-11-01 05:15:40 AM
Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock
 
2011-11-01 05:54:48 AM
Lipspinach: Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock



I know next to nothing about these books, but have recently seen the preview from the last movie.

So, it looks like she was a good wikkle girl who waited until she was married, and then got knocked up by a vampire?
Accepting a world with vampires, I take issue with them being able to impregnate. That's some seriously farkedup sperm.
 
2011-11-01 06:44:47 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: I'm gonna make a wild stab and guess this Kristen Stewart woman has a movie/book coming out in the very near future?

Dude. That's it. +1.

(Probably a book. They're doing a 2 part vampire movie thing this Christmas, I think)
 
2011-11-01 07:11:51 AM
Contact Music. Terrible headline.
 
2011-11-01 08:07:05 AM
i1207.photobucket.com



original: Édouard Manet, A Bar at the Folies-Bergère, 1882.
 
2011-11-01 08:08:12 AM
ArtosRC: Contact Music. Terrible headline.

Terrible website.
 
2011-11-01 08:12:33 AM
What did she do with the money her mother gave her for acting lessons?
 
2011-11-01 08:15:46 AM
Jake Havechek: What did she do with the money her mother gave her for acting lessons?

Had her lower lip surgically altered to taste like bacon?
 
2011-11-01 09:12:27 AM
thisone: Lipspinach: Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock


I know next to nothing about these books, but have recently seen the preview from the last movie.

So, it looks like she was a good wikkle girl who waited until she was married, and then got knocked up by a vampire?
Accepting a world with vampires, I take issue with them being able to impregnate. That's some seriously farkedup sperm.


Heck, I'm still wondering wondering if the "vampires" in The Omega Man were able to procreate. re: Twilight, I feel tempted to read them just to see what all the clamour is about. I suspect it would leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
and I'd be kicking myself for wasting my time. :/
 
2011-11-01 09:27:56 AM
Ya know, I've often found young actresses learn who they are through a series of full frontal scenes. That kind of raw exposure forces an evaluation.
I, for one, welcome her growing process, and wish her godspeed.
 
2011-11-01 09:28:20 AM
Uncle Wiggly: [i1207.photobucket.com image 640x477]


original: Édouard Manet, A Bar at the Folies-Bergère, 1882.


Awesome. I haven't seen that painting in years. Thanks for posting this.
 
2011-11-01 09:44:15 AM
Lipspinach: *snip*. re: Twilight, I feel tempted to read them just to see what all the clamour is about. I suspect it would leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
and I'd be kicking myself for wasting my time. :/


Here you go: Mark reads Twilight, so you don't have to.
 
2011-11-01 09:57:50 AM
Dogmatrix: Lipspinach: *snip*. re: Twilight, I feel tempted to read them just to see what all the clamour is about. I suspect it would leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
and I'd be kicking myself for wasting my time. :/

Here you go: Mark reads Twilight, so you don't have to.


Perfect. Thank you!
 
2011-11-01 10:06:16 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-01 10:32:22 AM
img233.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-01 10:32:48 AM
*Whispers* I will love you until my heart stops beating.....Can I have some of your popcorn?
 
2011-11-01 10:33:49 AM
Discover breast augmentation or GTFO.
 
2011-11-01 10:39:37 AM
"Kristen Stewart, the 21-year old lantern-jawed actress..."
 
2011-11-01 10:39:37 AM
She was great in Zathura.
 
2011-11-01 10:47:14 AM
Jake Havechek: What did she do with the money her mother gave her for acting lessons?


Spent it on delousing Pattinson?
 
2011-11-01 10:52:12 AM
Whatthefark: [img233.imageshack.us image 640x266]

Spot on.

Twilight is Mormon propaganda.
 
2011-11-01 10:54:14 AM
Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gardner, Grace Kelly, Rita Hayworth.....

Remember when Hollywood starlets used to have looks and/or charisma, and often times sometimes both?

Now we get the plane jane girl delivering deadpan, flat lines while staring down at her shoes.
 
2011-11-01 10:59:24 AM
She always looks like she just smelled a fart.
 
2011-11-01 11:21:30 AM
Dogmatrix: Lipspinach: *snip*. re: Twilight, I feel tempted to read them just to see what all the clamour is about. I suspect it would leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
and I'd be kicking myself for wasting my time. :/

Here you go: Mark reads Twilight, so you don't have to.


Remind me to send Mark a gigantic Thank You for doing this for humanity. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to gouge my eyes out over reading some of the actual dialogue.

Someone please sterilize Stephanie Meyer for writing this dreck.
 
2011-11-01 11:22:03 AM
InmanRoshi: Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gardner, Grace Kelly, Rita Hayworth.....

Remember when Hollywood starlets used to have looks and/or charisma, and often times sometimes both?

Now we get the plane jane girl delivering deadpan, flat lines while staring down at her shoes.


I'd put Kate Winslet, Nicole Kidman, Eva Green, and Kate Beckinsale in that class. Probably others I'm forgetting.
 
2011-11-01 11:22:14 AM
If Kristen Stewart got her lips botoxed, she'd be dead by poisioning within 24 hours, sooner if she was on set.
 
2011-11-01 11:29:13 AM
LarryDan43: She was great in Zathura.

She was pretty good in The Runaways as well.
 
2011-11-01 11:29:52 AM
thisone: Lipspinach: Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock


I know next to nothing about these books, but have recently seen the preview from the last movie.

So, it looks like she was a good wikkle girl who waited until she was married, and then got knocked up by a vampire?
Accepting a world with vampires, I take issue with them being able to impregnate. That's some seriously farkedup sperm.


With no circulation, how does he get it up?

Whalebone ribbed condoms (ribs lengthwise)?

Wingtip collar stiffener implants?

A bicycle tire pump?

Inquiring minds and all.
 
2011-11-01 11:47:47 AM
InmanRoshi: Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gardner, Grace Kelly, Rita Hayworth.....

Remember when Hollywood starlets used to have looks and/or charisma, and often times sometimes both?

Now we get the plane jane girl delivering deadpan, flat lines while staring down at her shoes.


I'll still hit it. Twice on Tuesdays.
 
2011-11-01 12:00:58 PM
The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.
 
2011-11-01 12:05:48 PM
Zerochance: The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.

I'd bang her. No studman 69 here. Her acting is terrible though and I did watch the first 3 twilight movies with my wife. (it made her happy, I tried) They actually are not bad, but they are pretty slow. It's a pretty good story, but they definitely over fantasize the romance aspect.

Sure, man card revoked or whatever. I dont have to impress you anyway.
 
2011-11-01 12:16:48 PM
verbaltoxin: Uncle Wiggly: [i1207.photobucket.com image 640x477]


original: Édouard Manet, A Bar at the Folies-Bergère, 1882.

Awesome. I haven't seen that painting in years. Thanks for posting this.


Thanks. I'm going to try to caption more paintings. Gericault, a little Ashcan, El Greco, Picasso ... we'll see how it goes.
 
2011-11-01 12:36:54 PM
ZMugg:
With no circulation, how does he get it up?

Whalebone ribbed condoms (ribs lengthwise)?

Wingtip collar stiffener implants?

A bicycle tire pump?

Inquiring minds and all.



That's actually pretty close to the conversation I was having at the time this came up.

/heehee, came up
 
2011-11-01 12:43:35 PM
Combine a talentless (albeit attractive) actress with a terribly written character and you have a recipe for unlimited failure.
 
2011-11-01 12:46:49 PM
Always reminds me of this:
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2011-11-01 12:49:08 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-01 12:57:14 PM
She can't act, and can look pretty plain. But there are moments...

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2011-11-01 01:02:22 PM
She can't act, and can look pretty plain. But there are moments...


Where she can look like a drowned rat with cleavage?
 
2011-11-01 01:03:27 PM
Zerochance: The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.

I was going to stop by and issue the standard youknowhowiknow.gif but you got enough of the idea across.

I don't get why so many people complain that a cute chick doesn't express her emotions. That's win-win.
 
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