Is Bella a zombie? She's always just standing there with her mouth open, and acts like she's dead.

Did someone forget to lock the ratio when they resized that picture or is it just a really bad picture?

Maybe she isn't comfortable with the media in her face all the time?

Well you have to give her some credit. Most people have to smoke weed for years to be able to get that sort of vacant expression.

Old enough to know better: Well you have to give her some credit. Most people have to smoke weed for years to be able to get that sort of vacant expression.

I see what you did there.

Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock

Lipspinach: Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock


I know next to nothing about these books, but have recently seen the preview from the last movie.

So, it looks like she was a good wikkle girl who waited until she was married, and then got knocked up by a vampire?
Accepting a world with vampires, I take issue with them being able to impregnate. That's some seriously farkedup sperm.

Contact Music. Terrible headline.

ArtosRC: Contact Music. Terrible headline.

Terrible website.

What did she do with the money her mother gave her for acting lessons?

Jake Havechek: What did she do with the money her mother gave her for acting lessons?

Had her lower lip surgically altered to taste like bacon?

thisone: Lipspinach: Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock


I know next to nothing about these books, but have recently seen the preview from the last movie.

So, it looks like she was a good wikkle girl who waited until she was married, and then got knocked up by a vampire?
Accepting a world with vampires, I take issue with them being able to impregnate. That's some seriously farkedup sperm.

Heck, I'm still wondering wondering if the "vampires" in The Omega Man were able to procreate. re: Twilight, I feel tempted to read them just to see what all the clamour is about. I suspect it would leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
and I'd be kicking myself for wasting my time. :/

Ya know, I've often found young actresses learn who they are through a series of full frontal scenes. That kind of raw exposure forces an evaluation.
I, for one, welcome her growing process, and wish her godspeed.

Uncle Wiggly: [i1207.photobucket.com image 640x477]


original: Édouard Manet, A Bar at the Folies-Bergère, 1882.

Awesome. I haven't seen that painting in years. Thanks for posting this.

Dogmatrix: Lipspinach: *snip*. re: Twilight, I feel tempted to read them just to see what all the clamour is about. I suspect it would leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
and I'd be kicking myself for wasting my time. :/

Here you go: Mark reads Twilight, so you don't have to.

Perfect. Thank you!

*Whispers* I will love you until my heart stops beating.....Can I have some of your popcorn?

Discover breast augmentation or GTFO.

"Kristen Stewart, the 21-year old lantern-jawed actress..."

She was great in Zathura.

Whatthefark: [img233.imageshack.us image 640x266]

Spot on.

Twilight is Mormon propaganda.

Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gardner, Grace Kelly, Rita Hayworth.....

Remember when Hollywood starlets used to have looks and/or charisma, and often times sometimes both?

Now we get the plane jane girl delivering deadpan, flat lines while staring down at her shoes.

She always looks like she just smelled a fart.

Dogmatrix: Lipspinach: *snip*. re: Twilight, I feel tempted to read them just to see what all the clamour is about. I suspect it would leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
and I'd be kicking myself for wasting my time. :/

Here you go: Mark reads Twilight, so you don't have to.

Remind me to send Mark a gigantic Thank You for doing this for humanity. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to gouge my eyes out over reading some of the actual dialogue.

Someone please sterilize Stephanie Meyer for writing this dreck.

InmanRoshi: Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gardner, Grace Kelly, Rita Hayworth.....

Remember when Hollywood starlets used to have looks and/or charisma, and often times sometimes both?

Now we get the plane jane girl delivering deadpan, flat lines while staring down at her shoes.

I'd put Kate Winslet, Nicole Kidman, Eva Green, and Kate Beckinsale in that class. Probably others I'm forgetting.

LarryDan43: She was great in Zathura.

She was pretty good in The Runaways as well.

thisone: Lipspinach: Thank You, Fark!
As a middle aged man with general disgruntia I was never
really prepared for this TWILIGHT phenomena. But thanks to you and your
all-knowing denizens, I now know all too much about something I never thought I would give a fark about. I think about all the TWILIGHT books & DVDs I should have been masturbating to (all the while pretending to be disinterested) and I feel an all-encompassing sorrow. But thank you, Fark, for making me realize that it is A-OK to be obsessed with literature that is meant for 10 year old girls.

Sincerely,
John (i got my dick in my hand & i'm thinking about your little sister) Hancock


I know next to nothing about these books, but have recently seen the preview from the last movie.

So, it looks like she was a good wikkle girl who waited until she was married, and then got knocked up by a vampire?
Accepting a world with vampires, I take issue with them being able to impregnate. That's some seriously farkedup sperm.

With no circulation, how does he get it up?

Whalebone ribbed condoms (ribs lengthwise)?

Wingtip collar stiffener implants?

A bicycle tire pump?

Inquiring minds and all.

InmanRoshi: Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gardner, Grace Kelly, Rita Hayworth.....

Remember when Hollywood starlets used to have looks and/or charisma, and often times sometimes both?

Now we get the plane jane girl delivering deadpan, flat lines while staring down at her shoes.

I'll still hit it. Twice on Tuesdays.

The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.

Zerochance: The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.

I'd bang her. No studman 69 here. Her acting is terrible though and I did watch the first 3 twilight movies with my wife. (it made her happy, I tried) They actually are not bad, but they are pretty slow. It's a pretty good story, but they definitely over fantasize the romance aspect.

Sure, man card revoked or whatever. I dont have to impress you anyway.

ZMugg:
With no circulation, how does he get it up?

Whalebone ribbed condoms (ribs lengthwise)?

Wingtip collar stiffener implants?

A bicycle tire pump?

Inquiring minds and all.


That's actually pretty close to the conversation I was having at the time this came up.

/heehee, came up

Combine a talentless (albeit attractive) actress with a terribly written character and you have a recipe for unlimited failure.

Always reminds me of this:

She can't act, and can look pretty plain. But there are moments...

She can't act, and can look pretty plain. But there are moments...


Where she can look like a drowned rat with cleavage?

Zerochance: The Studman69 is strong with Kristen Stewart threads.

I was going to stop by and issue the standard youknowhowiknow.gif but you got enough of the idea across.

I don't get why so many people complain that a cute chick doesn't express her emotions. That's win-win.