This resort is just up the road from me, so i'm sure i'll get a kick out of the below replys.

How exactly does one attend a costume party at a nudist colony...

Here we go again: For reasons yet to be determined, the bodies of the recently deceased are returning to life and attacking the living. The scope of this epidemic is now reaching global proportions^

D-D-D-Dave: How exactly does one attend a costume party at a nudist colony...

You've been on the internet haven't you? Think of all the rule 34 you've come across. Now think of how many rule 34 can be cosplayed. Add some body paint, and you do the sexy time math.

AppleOptionEsc: D-D-D-Dave: How exactly does one attend a costume party at a nudist colony...

You've been on the internet haven't you? Think of all the rule 34 you've come across. Now think of how many rule 34 can be cosplayed. Add some body paint, and you do the sexy time math.

something tells me you know nothing about nudists, or nudist resorts. or you're attempting to troll.

/nudist

A 71 year old security guard??? What a farking joke.

Near where I live, they have a "security guard" out the front of the chemist at night. 99% of the time I go past it's a grey haired gent well into his 50s, or a bored overweight African immigrant looking at his iPhone, or some other random toothless tubby.

Zombies? In *my* nudist camp?

Both were released on bail shortly after sunrise.

Guess it's a good thing for them they're zombies and not vampires.

71 years old? Barely still living

There's better looking nude zombies out there.

When a security guard asked Fearn to have word with him outside, Fearn threw the 71-year-old man to the ground

A 71-year-old security guard?

Right up there with tits on a nun, balls on a priest and these farking red ants.

Since I saw this happen, and know the people in the article, I figured I should answer:

D-D-D-Dave you go to a nudist costume party with your costume on, duh (you might not be in pants though)!

Also the 71yo has a bum arm currently, which means these guys are even bigger douches than they look like in their mug shots. They have since been banned.