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(Some Guy)		Slutty Sailor, ✔. Slutty Nurse, ✔. Slutty Ninja Turtle, ✔. Slutty Slut, ✔. Your official Hookerwe'en thread (Link has NSFW pics, presume thread is NSFW) (fitsnews.com)		926
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GreenSun

2011-10-31 04:00:52 PM

I definitely have no problem about the "sexualization" of Halloween, but I do miss the scary costumes.

kingoomieiii

2011-10-31 04:01:30 PM

Pre-bookmarking

Pair-o-Dice

2011-10-31 04:01:39 PM

Amen whores!!!!11!!eleventy

HellRaisingHoosier

2011-10-31 04:01:44 PM

Lets do this!

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ds_4815

2011-10-31 04:02:09 PM

GreenSun: I definitely have no problem about the "sexualization" of Halloween, but I do miss the scary costumes.

The former frequently leads to the latter, it seems.

Vertdang

2011-10-31 04:02:15 PM

It's the MOST WONDERFUL tiiiiime, of the year.

your average maint. man

2011-10-31 04:02:17 PM

slutty obama?

Nattering Nabob

2011-10-31 04:02:29 PM

Oh, Goody! Eye candy!

guilt by association

2011-10-31 04:02:36 PM

Ghastly

2011-10-31 04:03:02 PM

YES! Hookerwe'en is better than Christmas, and people who complain about how slutty the costumes are need to be sent to the re-education camps.

My Hookerwe'en costume. My band played a cabaret show of Rocky Horror Show on Devil's Eve and I was Frank N. Furter (I've also been cast as Frank N. Furter in the upcoming Waterdown Theatre production of RHS opening February).

ofthecourt

2011-10-31 04:03:22 PM

Not slutty, but about the funniest group costume I've seen in a while. They sent the women into the store to buy the beer.

I give you Hutterites, 2011.

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The Crepes of Wrath

2011-10-31 04:04:11 PM

This is ~~not~~ a bookmark.

dj_bigbird

2011-10-31 04:04:55 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: This is not a bookmark.

That's a lie.

Arkham

2011-10-31 04:05:05 PM

is this going to be a BIE thread? If so, EIP!

Pair-o-Dice

2011-10-31 04:05:14 PM

Slutty Halloween 021. I would hit it. Repeatedly.

Shazam999

2011-10-31 04:05:39 PM

dj_bigbird: The Crepes of Wrath: This is not a bookmark.

That's a lie.

Liar!

Heamer

2011-10-31 04:05:47 PM

Walking down Polk Street in San Francisco on Saturday night, I saw not only a slutty Cookie Monster, but a slutty Big Bird, too. What the f*cking f*ck is that?

deadpoolnotspidey

2011-10-31 04:05:49 PM

Ladies, if you'd like to share some of your costumes with us, feel free to do so. And if you can't post it here, my e is in my p.

jagec

2011-10-31 04:06:06 PM

I like it when the costumes aren't just slutty versions of "normal" costumes, but are justified in their own right...for example, the Fifth Element costume.

The_Great_Hambino

2011-10-31 04:06:55 PM

What's going on in this thread???

Raug the Dwarf

2011-10-31 04:06:57 PM

Jesus H.

Sue Storm and Lady Loki are giving me those old fashioned funny feelings....in my pants.

Bhruic

2011-10-31 04:07:07 PM

Very NSFW

Also a very nice costume.

texdent

2011-10-31 04:07:37 PM

Sexy Pikachu
s3-ak.buzzfed.com

Sexy cop

Sexy Mrs. Potato Head?
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Sexy Nemo?
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Liteice

2011-10-31 04:07:41 PM

FTFA: (Click to enlarge)

Now I can't get up from my desk for a while...thanks interwebs

mitchcumstein1

2011-10-31 04:07:42 PM

Alright, alright, alright.

otto the bull

2011-10-31 04:08:34 PM

Dunkel

2011-10-31 04:08:36 PM

My favorite time of year. I am going as a slutty farker.

BIE/EIP

Boeheimian Rhapsody

2011-10-31 04:08:48 PM

I consider myself a fine judge of costume worthiness.

For those ladies so inclined for some expert costume review - please feel free to make use of the E in my P.

crab66

2011-10-31 04:09:41 PM

Multipass

Stratohead

2011-10-31 04:09:47 PM

que Granles Daughter and her Cowboys Cheerleader costume pic in 3....2...1....annnnd....

lennavan

2011-10-31 04:10:06 PM

Bhruic: Very NSFW

Also a very nice costume.

Wow, I'd love to show up at a halloween party where that girl shows up.

CBob

2011-10-31 04:10:09 PM

Makes me miss our old neighbors' Halloween parties. Watching the pirate girl spank the good fairy in the kitchen will always be in the Good Memories file.

dannit724

2011-10-31 04:10:19 PM

bookmark

Also, BIE/EIP

Stratohead

2011-10-31 04:10:29 PM

grables...even.

grxymkjbn

2011-10-31 04:10:29 PM

This thread looks promising.... But I Expect Everything Is Perfect. :)

Treygreen13

2011-10-31 04:10:44 PM

My girlfriend and I went as DEVO this year, from the Whip It video.

Somebody asked me how I came up with the idea for a UB-40 costume. I have no idea where that came from.

texdent

2011-10-31 04:12:32 PM

Helloooooooooooooooo Nurse!
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Pair-o-Dice

2011-10-31 04:13:04 PM

CBob: Makes me miss our old neighbors' Halloween parties. Watching the pirate girl spank the good fairy in the kitchen will always be in the ~~Good Memories file~~ spank bank.

fixed

Jingle Strangle

2011-10-31 04:13:20 PM

I drove all the way from L.A. for this thread.

littlett's

2011-10-31 04:13:38 PM

texdent: Sexy Mrs. Potato Head?

I have no idea. I guess that is for the more conservative slut that wants to be a little different?

Two Hearted

2011-10-31 04:13:43 PM

texdent: Helloooooooooooooooo Nurse!
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I'm sorry, that room is just too farking filthy.

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-10-31 04:13:56 PM