/just because

I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't know who she is. Harry Potter isn't exactly the greatest thing ever written.

Yeah, it's not like it's the biggest grossing book and movie franchise EVER.

PJRart: Yeah, it's not like it's the biggest grossing book and movie franchise EVER.

And Twilight is right behind it.

I bet she doesn't know who Terry Rossio is, either. Why do we let this woman live?

I didn't know who the second one was either and couldn't give a flying fark who Oprah's BFF is.

ThisNameSux: I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't know who she is. Harry Potter isn't exactly the greatest thing ever written.

1/10. Try harder, hipster.


just kidding.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out to the semi-literate internet crowd of parrots that simply expressing an opinion that deviates from the majority is not "trolling"... hm. I'm actually somewhat impressed that she doesn't know who J.K. Rowling is. I wish I could believe that she instead spends her time curled up with some Dickens, but suspect that is not the case. Even if it were, smart money would bet that she had simply misunderstood the offer.

ThisNameSux: PJRart: Yeah, it's not like it's the biggest grossing book and movie franchise EVER.

And Twilight is right behind it.

Yes, a glorified rape-fantasy vampire fan-fiction is comparable to Harry Potter. Totally.

There are plenty of other reasons to help yourself feel superior to Snooki without adding "She doesn't even know this famous children's book writer!" to the pile.

video man: 3-layer Stupid burrito from Taco Bell, now only $2.

That's about $1.98 too much.

/Just my $0.02.

If Steven Hawking were still alive he probably wouldn't know who she was either and he invented the atom.

Wrong! That was Albert Einstein. HE invented the atom. The proton too.

Mugato: If Steven Hawking were still alive he probably wouldn't know who she was either and he invented the atom.

+10 intarwebs. That was pretty damn funny.

darch: If Steven Hawking were still alive he probably wouldn't know who she was either and he invented the atom.

Wrong! That was Albert Einstein. HE invented the atom. The proton too.

Oh, I thought he coined that other term for incest... you know, "relativity"?

She probably doesn't read books that appeal to children and barely literate adults.

FiatJustitia: ThisNameSux: PJRart: Yeah, it's not like it's the biggest grossing book and movie franchise EVER.

And Twilight is right behind it.

Yes, a glorified rape-fantasy vampire fan-fiction is comparable to Harry Potter. Totally.

Theme at the heart of Harry Potter: Love conquers all.

Theme at the heart of Twilight: Men are monsters who crave young flesh.

This...woman...was invited to speak at a college.

This is why America is lagging behind on education.

Oh, I thought he coined that other term for incest... you know, "relativity"?

Yes. Good call. His one other claim to fame.

so she's shaped like a tree stump, she's the same height and color as a tree stump, she's as dumb as a tree stump and now we find out she knows as much about pre-teen pop culture as a tree stump...

you know what fellas?
I think she's a tree stump

Why should sheeee know who wrote iiiitt? Movies are popyuhlerrrr. EEwww reading. Harry POTter Whooooo!

I just wish someone would deck this orange biatch right in the face with a sack of nickels.

video man: So, do we tie a rope around her and pull her out with dad's rusted 88' Chevy pick-up?

No, we take one of those big farking stump grinding machines and make sure she's never heard from again.

/wouldn't stop a shredder if she fell into one...

FROGSTOMPER: so she's shaped like a tree stump, she's the same height and color as a tree stump, she's as dumb as a tree stump and now we find out she knows as much about pre-teen pop culture as a tree stump...

you know what fellas?
I think she's a tree stump

something something something Wil Wheaton something something...

SockMonkeyHolocaust: She probably doesn't read books that appeal to children and barely literate adults.

FTFY

Sabyen91: SockMonkeyHolocaust: She probably doesn't read books that appeal to children and barely literate adults.

Only because the words are too long.

I think she stopped at "See Dick"

No surprise really. I'd be amazed if she even knows how to operate a book.

Not a HP fan, but then I'm not 15 either.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: She probably doesn't read books that appeal to children and barely literate adults.

Harry Potter sold over 450 million copies. If you read anything you've at least heard of JK Rowling.

gunther_bumpass: ThisNameSux: I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't know who she is. Harry Potter isn't exactly the greatest thing ever written.

1/10. Try harder, hipster.


just kidding.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out to the semi-literate internet crowd of parrots that simply expressing an opinion that deviates from the majority is not "trolling"... hm. I'm actually somewhat impressed that she doesn't know who J.K. Rowling is. I wish I could believe that she instead spends her time curled up with some Dickens, but suspect that is not the case. Even if it were, smart money would bet that she had simply misunderstood the offer.

I'm 33, so I'm older than the crowd that grew up reading Harry Potter and never got into the books or movies. If someone says "J.K. Rowlings" without referencing "Harry Potter". I think "Dude that voiced Cave Johnson and appears in the Farmers Insurance ads."

video man: FROGSTOMPER: so she's shaped like a tree stump, she's the same height and color as a tree stump, she's as dumb as a tree stump and now we find out she knows as much about pre-teen pop culture as a tree stump...

you know what fellas?
I think she's a tree stump

So, do we tie a rope around her and pull her out with dad's rusted 88' Chevy pick-up?

Something something knothole something.

turbidum: Theme at the heart of Harry Potter: Love conquers all.

Theme at the heart of Twilight: Men are monsters who crave young flesh.

ooo look someone watches community

fillahbuster: gunther_bumpass: ThisNameSux: I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't know who she is. Harry Potter isn't exactly the greatest thing ever written.

1/10. Try harder, hipster.


just kidding.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out to the semi-literate internet crowd of parrots that simply expressing an opinion that deviates from the majority is not "trolling"... hm. I'm actually somewhat impressed that she doesn't know who J.K. Rowling is. I wish I could believe that she instead spends her time curled up with some Dickens, but suspect that is not the case. Even if it were, smart money would bet that she had simply misunderstood the offer.

I'm 33, so I'm older than the crowd that grew up reading Harry Potter and never got into the books or movies. If someone says "J.K. Rowlings" without referencing "Harry Potter". I think "Dude that voiced Cave Johnson and appears in the Farmers Insurance ads."

Do you read much? I have a hard time believe anyone who reads more than 40-50 books a year wouldn't know who JK Rowling is even if they never read Harry Potter.

Carth: 40-50 books a year

Oh great, reading snobs.

ThisNameSux: Carth: 40-50 books a year

Oh great, reading snobs.

Funny, if not for all these Farkin' headlines, I wouldn't (have to) know who Snooki is.

VaportrailFilms: Funny, if not for all these Farkin' headlines, I wouldn't (have to) know who Snooki is.

Same here. I mostly stopped watching MTV after Martha Quinn left.