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(Think Progress) Silly Herman Cain compares foreign policy to making pizza. So the Iraq War is flinging your uncut pizza on the roof of your house and refusing to get it down?   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 65
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2011-10-31 08:28:23 PM
Then the Libyan Revolution is throwing a few pieces of cheese on someone else's pizza and then claiming most of the credit?
 
2011-10-31 10:39:49 PM
Darfur is like cinnastix. Dry, brown, and so gross no one wants to talk about it.
 
2011-10-31 11:05:26 PM
The whole Shi'ite/Suni conflict is really just like New York-style/Chicago deep dish.
 
2011-10-31 11:09:02 PM
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2011-10-31 11:09:34 PM
CEOs don't actually make pizzas.
 
2011-10-31 11:10:09 PM
Larry Mahnken: [img689.imageshack.us image 600x351]

LOL!
 
2011-10-31 11:12:50 PM
Five out of nine political headlines in the politics tab today.
/Starting to miss Palin threads
 
2011-10-31 11:14:27 PM
Sorry, 6/9.
 
2011-10-31 11:15:04 PM
I talked with customers.

Barf. He was probably wearing nugget jewelry when doing so.
 
2011-10-31 11:16:28 PM
babygoat: CEOs don't actually make pizzas.

Wrong... Papa John does!
 
2011-10-31 11:17:56 PM
And now the GOP shills spend a year talking about how experience isn't needed.
 
2011-10-31 11:19:38 PM
Oil is like complimentary garlic knots. Sometimes you can't get them until you shoot up the pizzeria.
 
2011-10-31 11:20:27 PM
bulldg4life: And now the GOP shills spend a year talking about how experience isn't needed.

Agreed. Cain will be tossin' that stupid Nerf football with Hannity in no time.
 
2011-10-31 11:21:56 PM
N. A. Coffey: babygoat: CEOs don't actually make pizzas.

Wrong... Papa John does!


Which store does he work at?
 
2011-10-31 11:21:56 PM
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Then the Libyan Revolution is throwing a few pieces of cheese on someone else's pizza and then claiming most of the credit?

Not really. More like the repair guy fixing the oven so the workers can do the bulk of their job.
 
2011-10-31 11:23:48 PM
Being president of the United States is a lot like making a pizza. First you knead the dough, which is... uhh... which is like kneading the American People, yeah. Then you gotta make the sauce by pureeing some tomatoes, which is like pureeing the American People. Then you slice your pepperoni, which is... oh fark, I give up.
 
2011-10-31 11:26:08 PM
When your only tool is a pizza, every problem looks like a packet of red pepper flakes.
 
2011-10-31 11:28:34 PM
Everything is like pizza to this guy. Sending kids to war is like sending a kid to deliver pizza in a bad part of town. Good government is like pizza delivery because it's quick and you have to order it... or something. Foreign policy is like pizza because... well isn't everything like pizza.

I'm starting to think there might be gaps in Herman Cain's experiences if his only reference is to pizza.

//Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good. Also, I have to pay for mine.
 
2011-10-31 11:30:28 PM
babygoat: N. A. Coffey: babygoat: CEOs don't actually make pizzas.

Wrong... Papa John does!

Which store does he work at?


I was kidding. Haven't you seen their commercials? It sometimes shows him in the kitchen working.

I seriously doubt he does any manual labor today (I could be wrong), but his history is rich with it. From Wiki: ^

The founder of Papa John's, John Schnatter, began his pizza career at Rocky's Sub Pub in Jeffersonville, Indiana, while attending Jeffersonville High School. Schnatter graduated from Jeffersonville High in 1980, and continued his association with the pizza business while attending Ball State University, working as a delivery driver for Greek's Pizzeria in Muncie. Upon graduating, he began working for his father, who was co-owner of the bar (Mick's Lounge) in Jeffersonville, Indiana. In 1984, he sold his car (a 1971 Chevrolet Camaro Z28) to buy out the other owner of the bar, and started serving pizza to customers.
 
2011-10-31 11:32:33 PM
Then Paul Wolfowitz is Chunk (he ate his weight in Godfather's pizza / Iraq war hawk bullshiat).
 
2011-10-31 11:33:11 PM
To be honest, this thread would be better if it was full of pictures of pizza, rather than trying to analyze Cain's analogies.
 
2011-10-31 11:33:18 PM
N. A. Coffey: babygoat: N. A. Coffey: babygoat: CEOs don't actually make pizzas.

Wrong... Papa John does!

Which store does he work at?

I was kidding. Haven't you seen their commercials? It sometimes shows him in the kitchen working.

I seriously doubt he does any manual labor today (I could be wrong), but his history is rich with it. From Wiki: ^

The founder of Papa John's, John Schnatter, began his pizza career at Rocky's Sub Pub in Jeffersonville, Indiana, while attending Jeffersonville High School. Schnatter graduated from Jeffersonville High in 1980, and continued his association with the pizza business while attending Ball State University, working as a delivery driver for Greek's Pizzeria in Muncie. Upon graduating, he began working for his father, who was co-owner of the bar (Mick's Lounge) in Jeffersonville, Indiana. In 1984, he sold his car (a 1971 Chevrolet Camaro Z28) to buy out the other owner of the bar, and started serving pizza to customers.


I know. I worked at Papa John's when I was 16. Vice Papa John (don't remember his name) visited our store and complimented my pizza making skillz.
 
2011-10-31 11:33:51 PM
babygoat: CEOs don't actually make pizzas.

Herman Cain wasn't always a CEO--he has worked in kitchens before.
 
2011-10-31 11:34:16 PM
Kuoxasar: To be honest, this thread would be better if it was full of pictures of pizza, rather than trying to analyze Cain's analogies.

images.wikia.com
 
2011-10-31 11:35:17 PM
Came here for Breaking Bad references, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-10-31 11:36:45 PM
babygoat: ...I know. I worked at Papa John's when I was 16. Vice Papa John (don't remember his name) visited our store and complimented my pizza making skillz.

Cool!
 
2011-10-31 11:36:54 PM
Kuoxasar: To be honest, this thread would be better if it was full of pictures of pizza, rather than trying to analyze Cain's analogies.

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2011-10-31 11:37:15 PM
...Godfather's was trying to do too much with too little too fast. It had lost its focus.

That is what I believe is America's problem. We've lost our focus. And in order to renew that focus we must address its most pressing problems boldly.


Well, there's a thought. Does good governance require or reject focus? I find it worthwhile to take a break and say "Hey, I don't need to be doing these other things" and reduce the amount of stuff I own and projects I attempt. Makes it easier to change locations when you aren't bogged down by piles of possessions.

I know most of America could use a reshuffling of their priorities, but I know that at least 49% of Americans would screw that up and make religion more profitable.
 
2011-10-31 11:43:22 PM
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Greeted as liberators, please? We got freedom and cinnamon sticks...
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GOD-FARKING DAMN IT!
 
2011-10-31 11:44:00 PM
OH GOD!... do NOT Google image search the words "uncut" and "pizza" with safe search off.
 
2011-10-31 11:46:36 PM
I don't want to think about Herman Cain flinging his uncut anything anywhere, thanks.
 
2011-10-31 11:58:11 PM
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Herman Cain: Well, Shepard... the one constant through all the years has been PIZZA! America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers, but PIZZA has marked the time. If you order it... pizza will come. There's no better motto for the federal government than that of a pizza place. Pizza doesn't come to your door unless you ask for it. But when you ask for it... pizza will be there in ten minutes. If you order it... pizza will come. It's four o'clock in the morning, and you're high as a kite and the stuff in your fridge is weirding you out? If you order it... pizza will come. Pizza will come. Oh, pizza will most definitely come. And if you vote for me, America, I promise you... that I WILL deliver!
 
2011-11-01 12:03:16 AM
magusdevil: OH GOD!... do NOT Google image search the words "uncut" and "pizza" with safe search off.

damn you... DAMN YOU!

blueherald.com

/can't be unseen
 
2011-11-01 12:10:17 AM
LeglessDog: babygoat: CEOs don't actually make pizzas.

Herman Cain wasn't always a CEO--he has worked in kitchens before.


He wasn't always a CEO but he sure as hell wasn't working in a kitchen.
 
2011-11-01 12:10:52 AM
N. A. Coffey: babygoat: ...I know. I worked at Papa John's when I was 16. Vice Papa John (don't remember his name) visited our store and complimented my pizza making skillz.

Cool!


And now their pizza is horrendous.
 
2011-11-01 12:18:43 AM

Cain compares everything to his experience with pizza?

Well, Herman Cain's performance as CEO was rather dismal

when Cain took over as CEO in 1986 the chain had revenues of $272 million which were cut to $242 million after cost cutting measures reducing the number of stores to 563. At the end of his tenure as CEO, revenues were $265 million for 540 stores. That is revenue growth of 1%/year and same store sales growth of 1.6%. He didn't even keep pace with inflation.

A CEO who starts from nothing and builds a quarter billion business is definitely a big deal other executives want to learn from. A CEO who starts and ends in the same place after a decade in the job is not.

Again, building a company that size from scratch is quite the achievement. Merely running the show for eight years without growth is not. During Cain's tenure managing Godfather's for Pilsbury, the chain slipped from fourth place nationally to sixth. During his tenure as CEO of the private company it slipped to eighth.

In effect Cain merely moved sideways from his position as a mid level manager at Pilsbury running the Godfather's brand to essentially the same job in a private company. The rank CEO is totally meaningless, what matters is what you are CEO of.
 
2011-11-01 12:21:03 AM
babygoat: N. A. Coffey: babygoat: ...I know. I worked at Papa John's when I was 16. Vice Papa John (don't remember his name) visited our store and complimented my pizza making skillz.

Cool!

And now their pizza is horrendous.


I think you're right. I like dipping the crust into the garlic butter, but the rest of the pizza doesn't taste well. I think it's the sauce. Seems a little too strong or something.
 
2011-11-01 12:26:04 AM
magusdevil: Kuoxasar: To be honest, this thread would be better if it was full of pictures of pizza, rather than trying to analyze Cain's analogies.

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Wow I am not sure if I'm hungry or horny?
 
2011-11-01 12:27:06 AM
HairBolus: Cain compares everything to his experience with pizza?

Well, Herman Cain's performance as CEO was rather dismal
when Cain took over as CEO in 1986 the chain had revenues of $272 million which were cut to $242 million after cost cutting measures reducing the number of stores to 563. At the end of his tenure as CEO, revenues were $265 million for 540 stores. That is revenue growth of 1%/year and same store sales growth of 1.6%. He didn't even keep pace with inflation.

A CEO who starts from nothing and builds a quarter billion business is definitely a big deal other executives want to learn from. A CEO who starts and ends in the same place after a decade in the job is not.

Again, building a company that size from scratch is quite the achievement. Merely running the show for eight years without growth is not. During Cain's tenure managing Godfather's for Pilsbury, the chain slipped from fourth place nationally to sixth. During his tenure as CEO of the private company it slipped to eighth.

In effect Cain merely moved sideways from his position as a mid level manager at Pilsbury running the Godfather's brand to essentially the same job in a private company. The rank CEO is totally meaningless, what matters is what you are CEO of.


Yeah, he turned a dyeing company into a profitable one while at the same time maintaining continuous growth. What a horrible CEO.
 
2011-11-01 12:28:17 AM
The Dog Ate The Constitution: Yeah, he turned a dying company into a profitable one while at the same time maintaining continuous growth. What a horrible CEO.

FTFM
 
EJ
2011-11-01 12:48:56 AM
Jesse...

JESSE...

I'm doing this for my family.

WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
 
2011-11-01 12:53:24 AM
Ok, let's say Republicans are correct and foreign policy is exactly like making pizza. Let's find someone who makes good pizza and give them the job. You're free to go now, Mr. Cain. Thanks for your interest.
 
2011-11-01 01:29:55 AM
The Dog Ate The Constitution: Yeah, he turned a dyeing company into a profitable one while at the same time maintaining continuous growth. What a horrible CEO

he was so successful that Pillsbury sold him the company for $50M.

/think about it
 
2011-11-01 01:31:42 AM
Is there a preference for or against uncut pizza?
 
2011-11-01 01:37:12 AM
The Dog Ate The Constitution: Yeah, he turned a dying company into a profitable one while at the same time maintaining continuous growth. What a horrible CEO.

Yeah, except the company didn't grow. And, there's no evidence it turned a profit. But other than those two things, everything you said was true.
 
2011-11-01 02:14:18 AM
slc11082: I wanna see season 4 where can I get it?

Just pay for it on iTunes or Amazon. The cast and crew deserve every penny.
 
2011-11-01 02:34:21 AM
what the fark with all of the Herman Cain headlines?
 
2011-11-01 02:44:42 AM
Cain is the Giuliani of the 2012 race. The guy with no real experience, so he has to talk up the one thing he did and compare everything to it.

Although honestly being mayor of NYC gave Giuliani more experience than Sarah Palin had for here short term of the least populated state in the country, the 9/11 comparisons were getting ridiculous. And now we have a Republican candidate who has to compare everything to pizza.

I can't wait until Joe the Plumber runs for president, maybe we can talk about how everything is like a clogged pipe.
 
2011-11-01 02:46:19 AM
slc11082: Mad_Radhu: slc11082: I wanna see season 4 where can I get it?

Just pay for it on iTunes or Amazon. The cast and crew deserve every penny.

What about netflix


Netflix just got seasons 1-3 not too long ago. Since season 4 won't be out on DVD for at least a few months, it may be a while before it is available on streaming.
 
2011-11-01 02:58:42 AM
who's Hermano Cain and why should I care?
 
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