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ZAZ

2011-10-31 09:52:40 PM

Bro tip 8825: Don't pee on a cop car when the cop is out of the car.

That is an actual tip from my brother who used to drink perhaps more than he ought to.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-10-31 10:25:11 PM

Bro tip 8826: Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Judge Judy

jingks

2011-11-01 12:45:19 AM

Bro tip 8827: Don't pee into the wind.

Jim Croce

domo_kun_sai

2011-11-01 12:48:35 AM

jingks: Bro tip 8827: Don't pee into the wind.

Jim Croce

Spit, but really who cares?

ox45tallboy

2011-11-01 12:49:10 AM

Well, at least it was only littering. Some jurisdictions would have given him a sex offender status.

Make More Hinjews

2011-11-01 12:52:08 AM

I hope to see this related in graphic detail in Harold and Kumar 4.

video man

2011-11-01 12:52:23 AM

The article implied that his BAC was .16. That's drunk, but not "Hey, I think it would be a good idea to piss on a cop car, IN LINCOLN, ON GAME DAY, RIGHT AFTER THE DAMN GAME. AT 2:40 IN THE AFTERNOON!" drunk.

ParaHandy

2011-11-01 12:52:36 AM

ox45tallboy: Well, at least it was only littering. Some jurisdictions would have given him a sex offender status.

I too thought they were pretty fair about this.

If it was Williamson County, TX, he would have been charged with attempted murder of a police officer with a biohazard.

jingks

2011-11-01 12:58:02 AM

domo_kun_sai: jingks: Bro tip 8827: Don't pee into the wind.

Jim Croce

Spit, but really who cares?

That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

domo_kun_sai

2011-11-01 12:59:39 AM

jingks: domo_kun_sai: jingks: Bro tip 8827: Don't pee into the wind.

Jim Croce

Spit, but really who cares?

That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

Feel better now?

illannoyin

2011-11-01 01:02:42 AM

Pee brah!

Two_Noodles

2011-11-01 01:17:21 AM

Bro tip #8828 Don't pee onto a tazer.

ox45tallboy

2011-11-01 01:21:14 AM

Two_Noodles: Bro tip #8828 Don't pee onto a tazer.

sonjaengdahl.com

Omahawg

2011-11-01 01:36:47 AM

oh stinkin' lincoln
oh stinkin' lincoln
from the russian bottoms
out to havelock
thank you so much
for what i got
off the college girls
working the pole at waverly

moothemagiccow

2011-11-01 01:58:01 AM

ParaHandy: ox45tallboy: Well, at least it was only littering. Some jurisdictions would have given him a sex offender status.

I too thought they were pretty fair about this.

If it was Williamson County, TX, he would have been charged with attempted murder of a police officer with a biohazard.

pft. you're the one who wants to live in round rock

ParaHandy

2011-11-01 02:31:18 AM

moothemagiccow: ParaHandy: ox45tallboy: Well, at least it was only littering. Some jurisdictions would have given him a sex offender status.

I too thought they were pretty fair about this.

If it was Williamson County, TX, he would have been charged with attempted murder of a police officer with a biohazard.

pft. you're the one who wants to live in round rock

I think I can safely say that no-one ever wants to live in Round Rock. It's the armpit of Austin. The Dell corporate campus and the toll roads actually improved the place. The WilCo sharia-Baptist legal system is just another reason to stay south of 620.

ox45tallboy

2011-11-01 03:23:22 AM

ParaHandy: moothemagiccow: ParaHandy: ox45tallboy: Well, at least it was only littering. Some jurisdictions would have given him a sex offender status.

I too thought they were pretty fair about this.

If it was Williamson County, TX, he would have been charged with attempted murder of a police officer with a biohazard.

pft. you're the one who wants to live in round rock

I think I can safely say that no-one ever wants to live in Round Rock. It's the armpit of Austin. The Dell corporate campus and the toll roads actually improved the place. The WilCo sharia-Baptist legal system is just another reason to stay south of 620.

My uncle used to live in Round Rock. He got tired of kids playing mailbox baseball, so, as a former brick mason, he built a nice, tasteful brick column with the metal mailbox in the center, at exactly the prescribed height.

Code enforcement paid him a visit and made him tear it down.

angrygrizzly

2011-11-01 03:23:39 AM

16 comments and not one mention of the word "pig"??

Fark, I am disappoint.

IceCube85

2011-11-01 03:52:45 AM

A village idiot has been relieved of duty.

nosehat

2011-11-01 04:12:56 AM

Certainly don't do this.

/when a bro's gotta go

jebusfreak

2011-11-01 05:15:38 AM

Bro tip # 8829... if you're in Canada, I question what they can charge you for... Although it's happened to me before with a cop in the car (yeah CSB) the cop let me go because he couldn't find a crime to nab me on.

/Know my rights
//Peeing on a cop car is NOT an offence.
///Yeah they can nab you with some sort of indecenty charge, but it's contextual in Canada. Taking a piss in public at three in the morning in the bar district is acceptable.

TedNigma

2011-11-01 06:44:17 AM

For his piss, my money bets he's on the Sex Offender List for life.

Out of town. Nebraska. That's not looking to good from the start now ain't it?

dittybopper

2011-11-01 07:28:36 AM

You know who else peed on a cop car?

Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. Of course, he's mean, nasty, and tired, he eats concertina wire and pisses napalm, and he can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters, so he can get away with it.

video man

2011-11-01 09:19:55 AM

TedNigma: For his piss, my money bets he's on the Sex Offender List for life.

Out of town. Nebraska. That's not looking to good from the start now ain't it?

To be honest, 1/3 of the population is from out of town on game day; Omaha is just ~50 miles away. And Nebraska actually has some sensible laws; peeing on a cop car shouldn't get you on the sex offender's list.

mikeblester

2011-11-01 09:29:47 AM

Oh, I remember this episode. Penny had to pay $1,800 to bail him out.

Whiskey Dickens

2011-11-01 10:10:38 AM

So my slampiece told me not to get drunk again last night. I showed her. Peed on a cop car while yelling "Drown in my brocean, pig!"
My life is bro.

kdawg7736

2011-11-01 10:58:35 AM

Here's your sign.

McNignog

2011-11-01 12:10:24 PM

dittybopper: You know who else peed on a cop car?

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Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. Of course, he's mean, nasty, and tired, he eats concertina wire and pisses napalm, and he can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters, so he can get away with it.

But, when he's not doing that... he's drinking Dos Equis.

/stay thirsty

MattyBlast

2011-11-01 01:02:22 PM

Whiskey Dickens: So my slampiece told me not to get drunk again last night. I showed her. Peed on a cop car while yelling "Drown in my brocean, pig!"
My life is bro.

Um..."slampiece"???

Whiskey Dickens

2011-11-01 03:15:03 PM

MattyBlast: Whiskey Dickens: So my slampiece told me not to get drunk again last night. I showed her. Peed on a cop car while yelling "Drown in my brocean, pig!"
My life is bro.

Um..."slampiece"???

Now your life can be bro, too:

My Life Is Bro (new window)

radiosteele

2011-11-01 11:49:19 PM

/ Obligatory

radiosteele

2011-11-01 11:51:27 PM