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dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:34:33 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Would like a word.
 
rezin8 [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:41:29 PM
I thought he died of AIDS or some shiat...
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:42:06 PM
Well, life is...
 
Ender's [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:46:03 PM
He ain't never been sue'd by Blow Job Betty
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:51:05 PM
He's no Skee-Lo
 
SuperChuck
2011-10-31 03:11:49 PM
In related news, Too $hort still exists

FTFY.

/who?
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:12:10 PM
Did he have to jump?
 
Just_a_Bear
2011-10-31 03:13:30 PM
who?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:15:02 PM
Blow the whistle! *tweet tweet* *teat teat*
 
socodog
2011-10-31 03:15:13 PM
Oak Land...
 
LewDux
2011-10-31 03:15:36 PM
scottydoesntknow: Did he have to jump?

Believe that
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:19:47 PM
Maybe he just wishes he was lil bit talla,
wish he was a balla,
wish he had a girl that looked good, he would call her,
wish he had a rabbit in a hat with a gat
and a six fo Impala
1.bp.blogspot.com
Too $hort's also known for liking big butts and not lying about it
 
MorningConstitution [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:19:53 PM
All his b*tches are gone?
 
NutWrench [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:20:21 PM
He sounds like one of those gangsta rapper hippity hoppiters that I keep hearing about.
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-10-31 03:20:38 PM
Too Short retired on "Getting It" and unlike every other musician ever, he actually retired.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:23:58 PM
Rapmaster2000: Too Short retired on "Getting It" and unlike every other musician ever, he actually retired.

LOLwut.jpg

1983: Don't Stop Rappin'
1985: Players
1986: Raw, Uncut, and X-Rated
1987: Born to Mack
1989: Life Is... Too Short
1990: Short Dog's in the House
1992: Shorty The Pimp
1993: Get in Where You Fit In
1995: Cocktails
1996: Gettin' It
1999: Can't Stay Away
2000: You Nasty
2001: Chase the Cat
2002: What's My Favorite Word?
2003: Married to the Game
2006: Blow the Whistle
2007: Get off the Stage
2010: Still Blowin'
2010: Respect the Pimpin'
 
bossuniversalAA
2011-10-31 03:28:55 PM
Link (new window)

what too short might sound like...

bonus no ad in the beginning
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:30:11 PM
What kind of name is "Too Dollarsign hort"?
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-10-31 03:34:11 PM
Mixolydian Master: Rapmaster2000: Too Short retired on "Getting It" and unlike every other musician ever, he actually retired.

LOLwut.jpg

1983: Don't Stop Rappin'
1985: Players
1986: Raw, Uncut, and X-Rated
1987: Born to Mack
1989: Life Is... Too Short
1990: Short Dog's in the House
1992: Shorty The Pimp
1993: Get in Where You Fit In
1995: Cocktails
1996: Gettin' It
1999: Can't Stay Away
2000: You Nasty
2001: Chase the Cat
2002: What's My Favorite Word?
2003: Married to the Game
2006: Blow the Whistle
2007: Get off the Stage
2010: Still Blowin'
2010: Respect the Pimpin'

Hmmm. I really thought he retired because I had never heard of him since.
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-10-31 03:38:19 PM
He uses a dollar sign instead of an 'S'. Now that..THAT is just off.da.chain.
 
Mike Chewbacca
2011-10-31 03:41:53 PM
Jingle Strangle: He uses a dollar sign instead of an 'S'. Now that..THAT is just off.da.chain.

"You're off the farking CHAIN!"

27.media.tumblr.com
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:44:06 PM
Jingle Strangle: He uses a dollar sign instead of an 'S'. Now that..THAT is just off.da.chain.

And you used 'da' instead of the grammatically correct 'the', which I think is off of the proverbial hook.

Rapmaster2000: Hmmm. I really thought he retired because I had never heard of him since.

I had to look up the discography, but I hear him a lot on E-40's current stuff. Being from their neck of the woods, it's prettymuch everywhere you turn. The Ghetto is my fav album by T$. Also like how he does his concerts (or did) with a backup band instead of just pre-recorded backup tracks.
 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac
2011-10-31 03:44:27 PM
You know, when you really think about it, it's kind of surprising how much Too $hort and Brett Favre have in common.
 
serial arseonist
2011-10-31 03:44:52 PM
he was only 14 when he first got his dick sucked, but now he's grown up and he really likes to bust nuts
 
rka
2011-10-31 03:55:32 PM
8 years on the mike and I'm not jokin'
Sir Too Short comin' straight from Oakland
California, home of the rock
Eight woofers in the trunk beatin' down the block.
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-10-31 04:01:24 PM
"Nancy Reagan came to my house
and gave me a blow job.
She licked my dick up and down
like it was corn on the cob."
 
sickb0y
2011-10-31 04:08:05 PM
Oakland California is the city of dope, couldn't be saved by John the pope.
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:13:14 PM
biatch blew me up
blew me down
All the way back to the Oakland town
 
The Billdozer
2011-10-31 04:23:40 PM
The man truly is a Philospher-King in our age.
 
zinny
2011-10-31 04:52:09 PM
What's with the use of dollar signs for the letter s?
 
LewDux
2011-10-31 04:56:21 PM
zinny: What's with the use of dollar signs for the letter s?

You can't put umlaut on letter s
 
aspAddict
2011-10-31 04:58:48 PM
Who?
 
LewDux
2011-10-31 04:59:34 PM
www.swotti.com

Awesomesier than Motorhead and Spinal Tan combined
 
sickb0y
2011-10-31 05:25:23 PM
She tried to pop that pregnant shiat,
but like the Mack, I surprised her:
Dropped that ass off at Kaiser.
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-10-31 05:28:56 PM
zinny: What's with the use of dollar signs for the letter s?

It's mildly cooler than using the cents sign for the letter c.
 
you are a puppet
2011-10-31 05:37:23 PM
I remember in his Life is Too Short video they put up a poster at the end spelling out "Life is To Short". I was like WTF, you spelled it right in your name, you spelled it right in the song title, why get it wrong now? Your such a looser.
 
eas81
2011-10-31 05:48:21 PM
Peep the game and don't be like Calvin
Get everything you want, get real, get you mail
Get your girl to make bail and get your ass out of jail
 
steamingpile
2011-10-31 05:50:19 PM
"Say ho, you like to fark?"
 
NorCalLos
2011-10-31 05:52:54 PM
you are a puppet: I remember in his Life is Too Short video they put up a poster at the end spelling out "Life is To Short". I was like WTF, you spelled it right in your name, you spelled it right in the song title, why get it wrong now? Your such a looser.

I'd like to a current rapper get that right 2/3 times.
 
wakizashi
2011-10-31 06:00:59 PM
Somebody call the Dangerous Crew and Ant Banks before this ho gets outta pocket. She gots to get in where she fits in.
 
you are a puppet
2011-10-31 06:03:15 PM
NorCalLos: you are a puppet: I remember in his Life is Too Short video they put up a poster at the end spelling out "Life is To Short". I was like WTF, you spelled it right in your name, you spelled it right in the song title, why get it wrong now? Your such a looser.

I'd like to a current rapper get that right 2/3 times.

Eazy E was always a really good speller. I asked him how to sell Hiv and he was like "H-I-V". I said are you positive? He said yes. And that's my joke.
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2011-10-31 07:07:46 PM
i liked Life is....Too Short, 22 years ago

/paula and janet
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2011-10-31 07:10:22 PM
guess it was Short dogs in tha house
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 07:32:00 PM
dopeydwarf: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x384]

Would like a word.

Bushwick's ali-Nah,nah...mah mind's playing tricks on me.
 
The President of Hittin' That Ass
2011-10-31 09:09:41 PM
Motherfarkin shiat goddamn asshole.
 
Keith Moon
2011-10-31 10:18:27 PM
So what are you saying, Todd?

/cusswords ftw, beyotch!
 
Dialectic
2011-11-01 01:11:04 AM
I hope he no longer lives in the ghetto.
 
pottie
2011-11-01 03:28:19 AM
Gig103: What kind of name is "Too Dollarsign hort"?

Didn't you see NutWrench's comment? He's one of those gangsta rapper hippity hoppiters that you keep hearing about.
 
vitamink619
2011-11-01 12:27:12 PM
Short Dawg'll get biatches anytime I wanna
Gotta big dick lay it right on her tonsils
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2011-11-01 02:50:16 PM
Subby fails.

He made up his mind when he was seventeen, he ain't with no marriage and a wedding ring.
 
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