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(I-Mockery) Cool I-Mockery's in-depth guide to the Halloween candies of 2011   (i-mockery.com) divider line 31
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Baloo Uriza
2011-10-31 02:56:38 PM
There's a disturbance in the force if this managed to get greenlit without comments. Seriously, I'm first? I'm not even a total farker...
 
Thelyphthoric [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:58:42 PM
Crappy/best Halloween candies? Oh good we haven't had THIS argument since forever ago!


/and yet here I am
 
CaptSS
2011-10-31 02:58:59 PM
If you post after me, you sound fat.
 
Clint_Torres
2011-10-31 03:00:30 PM
Be forewarned...link is painfully slow!

/for me anyway
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:01:26 PM
www.i-mockery.com

Huh, I see the exact same sign in my proctologist's office.
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-31 03:05:11 PM
aka SomethingAwful's guide to the Halloween candies of 2010
 
KangTheMad
2011-10-31 03:06:03 PM
Best candies for me were Kit-Kats and snickers bars.
 
Grapple [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:07:11 PM
I don't know about the rest of you.. but I love me some Candy Corn.

/trollin'
 
TNel
2011-10-31 03:08:24 PM
KangTheMad: Best candies for me were Kit-Kats and snickers bars.

It's kind of odd that my kids never receive either of those after I "check" their candy for bad things. People need to start given them out more often seems my kids never get any.
 
vexle
2011-10-31 03:08:50 PM
Clint_Torres: Be forewarned...link is painfully slow!

/for me anyway

I just found out exactly how long I'm willing to wait for a humor article about candy.

/not very long.
 
KingPsyz
2011-10-31 03:10:39 PM
iMockery's servers seem to be as old as the site's aesthetic...
 
vudukungfu
2011-10-31 03:13:09 PM
Baloo Uriza: There's a disturbance in the force if this managed to get greenlit without comments. Seriously, I'm first? I'm not even a total farker...

Drew just made some changes.
There was a distubance in the force.

Wax teeth and lips for the kiddies tonight.
Bwahahahahaha
 
Person
2011-10-31 03:15:16 PM
It's good to know that after all these years, i-mockery's servers still suck donkey balls.
 
KingPsyz
2011-10-31 03:15:51 PM
vudukungfu: Baloo Uriza: There's a disturbance in the force if this managed to get greenlit without comments. Seriously, I'm first? I'm not even a total farker...

Drew just made some changes.
There was a distubance in the force.

Wax teeth and lips for the kiddies tonight.
Bwahahahahaha

You have a soul as black as licorice and a heart as disgusting as a happy plum...

/*high five*
 
Skwishmitten
2011-10-31 03:18:10 PM
I just want to say that there has never been enough love for Junior Mints.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-10-31 03:20:37 PM
www.i-mockery.com

??
 
offmymeds
2011-10-31 03:21:33 PM
vexle: Clint_Torres: Be forewarned...link is painfully slow!

/for me anyway

I just found out exactly how long I'm willing to wait for a humor article about candy.

/not very long.

Same here.
 
aevorea [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:21:47 PM
Baloo Uriza: There's a disturbance in the force if this managed to get greenlit without comments. Seriously, I'm first? I'm not even a total farker...

It (or a very, very similar article) was posted to TFD the other day. That might be why.
 
Person
2011-10-31 03:24:07 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.i-mockery.com image 475x346]

??

Are you suggesting that it's more of a bloody semen lollipop? Because that's pretty disgusting if you're suggesting that looks like bloody semen. I mean what kind of monster links bloody semen with a lollipop, anyways?
 
OnlyM3
2011-10-31 03:35:15 PM
Skwishmitten
I just want to say that there has never been enough love for Junior Mints.


blog.sweetcitycandy.com
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!"
 
offmymeds
2011-10-31 03:39:32 PM
scottydoesntknow: [www.i-mockery.com image 500x332]

Huh, I see the exact same sign in my proctologist's office.

img.ehowcdn.com

Trick or treat... *snap*
 
AgentBang
2011-10-31 03:43:24 PM
Always a fan of the I-Mockery unabashed love for anything Halloween. Or 8-bit video game related.
 
bikerbob
2011-10-31 03:44:19 PM
OnlyM3: Skwishmitten
I just want to say that there has never been enough love for Junior Mints.


[blog.sweetcitycandy.com image 337x233]
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!"

/Junior Mints RULE!
 
WeenerGord
2011-10-31 03:58:47 PM
www.i-mockery.com

These were old 50 years ago.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:04:38 PM
The ghost dots look like the adipose from dr who
 
elffster [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:31:00 PM
Candy corn is nasty vile crap.
 
Incog_Neeto
2011-10-31 05:58:41 PM
elffster: Candy corn is nasty vile crap.

I agree if by nasty you mean delicious, by vile you mean mouth watering and by crap you mean goodness.
 
Organic Chemistry [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 08:56:44 PM
elffster: Candy corn is nasty vile crap.

You shut your whore mouth.
 
Grunt2006
2011-10-31 09:21:11 PM
that list used to be funny...now it's an actual candy critique.
 
WordyGrrl
2011-10-31 10:35:48 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
A Terrible Human [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 11:10:09 PM
poot_rootbeer: aka SomethingAwful's guide to the Halloween candies of 2010

Link?
 
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