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The perfect reaction to your dog gettting hit by a car after you fed it LSD: run naked down the street with your boyfriend
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gopher321
2011-10-31 01:12:45 PM
Lucy In the Sky With Milk-Bones?
red5ish
2011-10-31 01:22:35 PM
Repulsive.
Obscene_CNN
2011-10-31 01:23:28 PM
I suppose that is better than gutting then striping naked and taking photos of your self in side the dog.
Grapple
2011-10-31 01:24:04 PM
Have to admit, it would be the first idea to cross my mind...
but my dog weighs 130 pounds... so that would take a lot of hits.
Glicky
2011-10-31 01:24:25 PM
Feeding your dog acid? Asshole...
styckx
2011-10-31 01:24:59 PM
I barely tolerate people who give pot smoke shotguns to their pets. They have no choice but it is pot and they should be ok. But LSD? You're just being an epic dick at that point.
illannoyin
2011-10-31 01:25:12 PM
gopher321
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Lucy In the Sky With Milk-Bones?
Lucy in the sky with Dalmatians
/No vote for modification
//Only a real piece of shait would give their dog LSD
TheWhoppah
2011-10-31 01:25:44 PM
Correlation does not imply causation.
Everyone around here runs naked on LSD although personally I prefer running naked on MDMA.
scottydoesntknow
2011-10-31 01:26:02 PM
Police said after a search of the house, police found a bong, marijuana and Gummi Worms, which were allegedly used to take the LSD. However, no LSD was found in the home.
A) Of course there was no LSD found in the home, they took it all (Schnozzberries and all that).
B) Could anyone clue me in on why Gummi Worms are considered paraphenalia? I used to put my shrooms in Snickers bars to get rid of the taste, but I'm lost on the worms.
Rapmaster2000
2011-10-31 01:26:39 PM
Getting naked and giving your dog acid sounds like a good method of getting your balls bit off. If that's what you're looking for.
gilgigamesh
2011-10-31 01:27:30 PM
Acid is a wonderful mind expanding drug that can change your whole perspective for the better. I can't say enough good things about it.
However, dipshiats who feed acid to a dog, children or any other creature not equipped with the higher reasoning centers necessary to understand what's happening to them should be publicly horsewhipped. This also goes for people who dose others without their consent or knowledge.
Barbigazi
2011-10-31 01:28:15 PM
Naked pet mourning trifecta in play.
mrinfoguy
2011-10-31 01:28:48 PM
I doubt they gave the dog acid.. I think the dog ate some of the laced gummy worms.. I kinda would have like to have been there truth be told.
Amos Quito
2011-10-31 01:29:24 PM
Dog was trippin' balls.
Frisbees EVERYWHERE!
BigTuna
2011-10-31 01:31:14 PM
Glicky
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Feeding your dog acid? Asshole...
NightOwl2255
2011-10-31 01:31:28 PM
gilgigamesh
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Acid is a wonderful mind expanding drug that can change your whole perspective for the better. I can't say enough good things about it.
However, dipshiats who feed acid to a dog, children or any other creature not equipped with the higher reasoning centers necessary to understand what's happening to them should be publicly horsewhipped. This also goes for people who dose others without their consent or knowledge.
You sound stingy!
TheWhoppah
2011-10-31 01:31:50 PM
The lawyer will get them off the animal cruelty charge. They didn't really give LSD to the dog, they only said that because they were high. What really happened is they left the door open and the dog ran off. They figured the dog ate the LSD because they thought they had more hits but couldn't find them (because they already ate them.) The goernment won't test the dog for LSD and they'll get probation or deferred on the pot paraphenalia charge.
gilgigamesh
2011-10-31 01:34:27 PM
NightOwl2255
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You sound stingy!
It's a tragedy. I could have eaten that acid. And I could've bitten the mother and brother of the people who gave it to him.
grinding_journalist
2011-10-31 01:35:29 PM
gilgigamesh
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However, dipshiats who feed acid to a dog, children or any other creature not equipped with the higher reasoning centers necessary to understand what's happening to them should be publicly horsewhipped.
This. I've never felt worse for my animals when they're scared or in pain, and don't and can't understand why.
One of my beagles had an inflamed disk in her neck, and turning her head so that it was straight, or to the right, caused her to make the most heart-rending howls of helpless pain I've ever heard- she wouldn't let us touch her neck, and we couldn't put a brace or collar on it to prevent her from turning her head. It wasn't so much that I knew she was in pain, it was that I knew she didn't understand what was hurting her.
I can only imagine how a dog would feel on acid, there would be nothing you could do to explain to it what was happening, and no way you could comfort it and reassure it everything was gonna be ok.
maddan
2011-10-31 01:35:50 PM
scottydoesntknow
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Police said after a search of the house, police found a bong, marijuana and Gummi Worms, which were allegedly used to take the LSD. However, no LSD was found in the home.
A) Of course there was no LSD found in the home, they took it all (Schnozzberries and all that).
B) Could anyone clue me in on why Gummi Worms are considered paraphenalia? I used to put my shrooms in Snickers bars to get rid of the taste, but I'm lost on the worms.
Duh, gummi worms are a gateway candy.
santadog
2011-10-31 01:37:09 PM
I've taken a lot of acid in my day.. but would NEVER EVER give it to an animal. No pot shotgun hits, no mushrooms...
Anyone who gives an animal drugs like that should be flogged with a hose.
brap
2011-10-31 01:37:26 PM
We all grieve diffently.
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here and has shared their hallucinagens, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and orange sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
They can taste colors. Jerry Garcia is playing Sugar Magnolia. The people that are making burritos tend to have limited motor skills and drop them in the parking lot. Our friends are there to nom them up, whilst Sunshine says that was a bummer man, I need a miracle.
posthocergoetc
2011-10-31 01:38:39 PM
gilgigamesh
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Acid is a wonderful mind expanding drug that can change your whole perspective for the better. I can't say enough good things about it.
However, dipshiats who feed acid to a dog, children or any other creature not equipped with the higher reasoning centers necessary to understand what's happening to them should be publicly horsewhipped. This also goes for people who dose others without their consent or knowledge.
Well said. Plus it's a waste of drugs.
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-10-31 01:38:50 PM
Burning alive is too good for such people.
TheWhoppah
2011-10-31 01:39:31 PM
santadog
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I've taken a lot of acid in my day.. but would NEVER EVER give it to an animal. No pot shotgun hits, no mushrooms...
What do you have against mushrooms?
platedlizard
2011-10-31 01:40:05 PM
The cops let the family take the dog to their own vet? WTF they admitted to committing animal cruelty! I don't care what drugs you put in your own body, but you do not give that kind of shiat to animals or children. Can you imagine how scared that dog must have been?
bedspread
2011-10-31 01:42:35 PM
ehh ...that's we call Sunday night here in Atlanta ....move along people nothing to see here
charlie is in the wire
2011-10-31 01:43:09 PM
I don't know if they fed the dog drugs or not.But a dog is not equipped to handle
something like LSD.Anymore than they are equipped to be beaten and starved to
make them "meaner"so they will fight other dogs.
Using this line of reasoning I put people who abuse loving animals or humans in
the same catagory as people who fight dogs.I think by now subby understands I have a very low opinion of such people and would not be squemish should they suffer a bad and painful end.Not that I would inflict such a demise but as everyone
knows karma is a biatch.
Ghastly
2011-10-31 01:45:22 PM
To be fair... that's pretty much my reaction to just about anything.
ordinarysteve
2011-10-31 01:46:50 PM
i used to smoke weed with my german shepard when i was 13 or 14. i loved that furry bastard though and he had a temperament that went well with my quasi-animal abuse. i can not imagine how one could ever think giving acid to their dog could end up well.
santadog
2011-10-31 01:47:02 PM
TheWhoppah
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santadog: I've taken a lot of acid in my day.. but would NEVER EVER give it to an animal. No pot shotgun hits, no mushrooms...
What do you have against mushrooms?
For me? Nothing. Had some last week at Primus' show.
orclover
2011-10-31 01:47:32 PM
posthocergoetc
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gilgigamesh: Acid is a wonderful mind expanding drug that can change your whole perspective for the better. I can't say enough good things about it.
However, dipshiats who feed acid to a dog, children or any other creature not equipped with the higher reasoning centers necessary to understand what's happening to them should be publicly horsewhipped. This also goes for people who dose others without their consent or knowledge.
Well said. Plus it's a waste of drugs.
A group + i dropped about 4 shroooms appiece at a large boulder in Texas once, one guy fed a couple to his dog as well, a yellow lab. Dog barked at
EVERYTHING
, For 6 hours. I mean everything. The rocks, the sky, the trees the grass, random people, us, his shadow,
EVERYTHING
. Not like a mean angry bark but a "HEY! CHECK THIS OUT!" Excited bark. I asked the guy about the wisdom of feeding hallucinigenes to a canine and he said that it was a stoners dog and had been on many trips. Take of that what you will, But I would not waste drugs on my dogs, they are trippy enough.
/the 80's were a different time.
TheTeethoftheTiger
2011-10-31 01:48:55 PM
I think that's how the dog would have liked to have been memorialized.
Jake Havechek
2011-10-31 01:49:32 PM
Total waste of LSD.
gilgigamesh
2011-10-31 01:50:12 PM
Amos Quito
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Dog was trippin' balls.
Frisbees EVERYWHERE!
Oh yeah, I forgot. No LSD thread is complete without:
Green Scorpio
2011-10-31 01:58:36 PM
WTF is wrong with people? Perfect use of the fail tag, subby
probesport
2011-10-31 02:01:02 PM
Perhaps they thought they were feeding acid to their great uncle Wilbur who had just come back from the war at Normandy pier following the devastation of saint Stephen's grand carnival circus escapade with a sea otter that was the former ceo of that whip cream company which was indicted for trafficking spheres from the outer sediment?
/Aspirations of grandeur
//Thimble perceive ever so slightly.
Nogale
2011-10-31 02:02:02 PM
gilgigamesh
:
Acid is a wonderful mind expanding drug that can change your whole perspective for the better. I can't say enough good things about it.
However, dipshiats who feed acid to a dog, children or any other creature not equipped with the higher reasoning centers necessary to understand what's happening to them should be publicly horsewhipped. This also goes for people who dose others without their consent or knowledge.
What about a bad trip? I've never tried acid, but I've heard that when it's bad, it's one of the most horrific experiences imaginable.
SevenizGud
2011-10-31 02:03:55 PM
The two-bullet solution.
ordinarysteve
2011-10-31 02:04:33 PM
Nogale
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gilgigamesh: Acid is a wonderful mind expanding drug that can change your whole perspective for the better. I can't say enough good things about it.
However, dipshiats who feed acid to a dog, children or any other creature not equipped with the higher reasoning centers necessary to understand what's happening to them should be publicly horsewhipped. This also goes for people who dose others without their consent or knowledge.
What about a bad trip? I've never tried acid, but I've heard that when it's bad, it's one of the most horrific experiences imaginable.
it is indeed. ive known 2 people who have had "bad trips" they are both still farked but that sort of thing usually involves an underlying mental-issue
Just_a_Bear
2011-10-31 02:05:10 PM
we call that 'Tuesday.'
mike4688
2011-10-31 02:08:46 PM
Kind of makes you wonder what was going on in the mind of the dog. Had to be some crazy s#!t. Also curious as to what would happen if you fed fish acid, or birds. What would they see? Wow man! I just like totally blew my own mind man.
HotWingConspiracy
2011-10-31 02:10:10 PM
Your animals can't consent to drug use, it's the same as giving them to a child.
NOT OK
Damn hippies
Salmon
2011-10-31 02:10:34 PM
poor dog. Need pics of the naked girl, though
compesconsisus
2011-10-31 02:12:06 PM
I have a MM card, and the first time I brought some home, my cat actually jumped up on the table, grabbed a bud, and ran off with it, and ate part of it behind the couch. I finally caught the damn little furry demon, and took the bud away. Had never exposed the cat to weed before, I was pretty flabbergasted. I was pretty scared she had poisoned herself somehow, but at the same time, at 10 at night where I live, there are no vets available.
Cat was the happiest (I think... can't read the lil buggers mind) I have ever seen her. Affectionate, made those little trilling noises that cats in heat make, and wouldn't let me stop petting her. Evinced no signs of stress or upset. Did drool all over my hand while I scratched her whiskers.
Acid though? Why the HELL would acid even be laying around where a dog could get at it? You gotta be broken to let ANY animal have a hallucinogen. Human biochemistry |= animal biochemistry, and a lot of our drugs are flat out deadly to many animals.
Jingle Strangle
2011-10-31 02:13:14 PM
whatta dick
joonyer
2011-10-31 02:13:35 PM
Don't dose your dog, dude. Just don't.
CSB time?
High school house party, early 90s. Some asshole doses this kid's beer who had never done anything more than drink. The poor kid lost it, thought he was going insane etc. Sitting out on the sidewalk just bawling, poor dude was just petrified. He survived, but he was never the same. Not because of the acid, but because of the pure humiliation of it all.
Good news is, a few days later the guy that did the dosing got his ass kicked for it. By his own (ex) friends who were at the party.
Morale: Don't dose anyone who doesn't know it's coming. That's farked up and not OK.
The peeps FTFA should be force-fed Salvia until they pull their own intestines out.
Rindred
2011-10-31 02:16:03 PM
HotIgneous Intruder
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Burning alive is too good for such people.
Hangin's too good for 'em!
They should be chopped into itty bitty pieces...and buried alive!
/Hanover Fist
Profedius
2011-10-31 02:16:18 PM
I have never felt the need to run down the street naked, but then I have never taken LSD and I wouldn't give it to my dog since I would never own a dog.
PYROY
2011-10-31 02:16:33 PM
I didn't realize they still made LSD.
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