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ArkAngel

2011-10-31 01:18:44 PM

Gotta be hoof and mouth disease

kingoomieiii

2011-10-31 01:31:49 PM

"In retrospect, looking at her, it should have been painfully obvious she had a serious condition YEARS ago."

Diogenes

2011-10-31 01:35:03 PM

The reality TV star gave birth to her third child Hattie Margaret McDermott earlier this month but was taken to the Tarzana Medical Centre by her concerned husband Dean McDermott - who is also the father of her other kids Liam, four, and three-year-old Stella - after she complained of a "horrendous migraine".

Her forehead finally outgrew her skull.

cretinbob

2011-10-31 02:00:41 PM

too bad it's not horsepistolized

dletter

2011-10-31 02:09:05 PM

And here I thought maybe she had climbed into a horse...

NewportBarGuy

2011-10-31 02:14:48 PM

The judges would have also accepted whorespitalized.

gopher321

2011-10-31 02:29:49 PM

I know nothing about Tori herself, but I keep remembering her husband Dean McDermott from the TV series Due South, playing that clueless Mountie. He was pretty funny.

MrEricSir

2011-10-31 02:57:17 PM

Sounds like she had a dizzy spell.

Whatthefark

2011-10-31 03:01:08 PM

Have they checked her gums yet? They should be a nice pink color. They should also check her hooves. Sometimes a piece of something can get stuck between the hoof and the shoe and cause an infection.

/my money is on a leaking implant.

Soup4Bonnie

2011-10-31 03:04:10 PM

I think the funniest thing I ever read about Tori was that she was convinced she got the part on 90210 because of her acting chops, and not because her father was the executive producer.

rynthetyn

2011-10-31 03:04:16 PM

gopher321: I know nothing about Tori herself, but I keep remembering her husband Dean McDermott from the TV series Due South, playing that clueless Mountie. He was pretty funny.

I haven't seen that series, but he was hilarious as a sleazy car dealer in the youth hockey mocumentary series "The Tournament". Then he had to go marry Tori Spelling and the guy who replaced him in the second season wasn't nearly as funny.

Moonraper

2011-10-31 03:06:34 PM

Hey subby:

srslycute.com

michaelgvh

2011-10-31 03:08:38 PM

EEE. Has to be.

MusicMakeMyHeadPound

2011-10-31 03:13:42 PM

gopher321: I know nothing about Tori herself, but I keep remembering her husband Dean McDermott from the TV series Due South, playing that clueless Mountie. He was pretty funny.

Dude's got a face like a horse too:

I suspect they are teaming up with Broderick-Parker umder the auspices of brood mare Camilla attempting to breed a new race of centaurs with which to subjugate our mediocre primetime programming and ultimately the monarchy of the United Kingdom!

Pictured: futuristic oppression

Enormous-Schwanstucker

2011-10-31 03:15:10 PM

Tori Spelling horsepitalized and now in a stable...condition.

I say nay nay...

Apos

2011-10-31 03:24:29 PM

Hope she's stable now....

Sherjo311

2011-10-31 03:25:47 PM

dont listen to the haters subby. that was funny.

Teaser

2011-10-31 03:29:20 PM

dewright_ca

2011-10-31 03:31:11 PM

Uh oh, she ate the samich and it got stuck... in her stomach so they need to pump it before it digests and starts a trend....

/useless twat
//spoiled brat
///ruined 90210 by chasing off brenda (my daddy is the boss of you)
////slashies....

actor212

2011-10-31 03:32:50 PM

When asked for a comment, her doctor, Herschel Greene (DVM - UGA) said "She's resting comfortably, and that sore fetlock will be healed in no time with the Lasix regimen she's been put on. I'll expect she'll be back under the whip in a week or two."

actor212

2011-10-31 03:33:42 PM

Apos: Hope she's stable now....

You were just stalling to make that joke, werentcha?

Britney Spear's Speculum

2011-10-31 03:42:53 PM

Leopold Stotch

2011-10-31 03:53:16 PM

Can't they just shoot her?

AdolfOliverPanties

2011-10-31 03:59:20 PM

She was reenacting her waxing scene from Scary Movie 2 and realized too late that she didn't come equipped with prop labia.

23FPB23

2011-10-31 04:06:56 PM

Whinny we gonna stop giving a snort about washed-up celebs?

/she's an ol sway-back
//Glue know what I'm nayin?

MatrixOutsider

2011-10-31 04:07:02 PM

Did they have to remove her pony-tail to examine her head?

Death_Poot

2011-10-31 04:21:30 PM

timswar

2011-10-31 04:23:33 PM

I don't care what you say subby, SJP is the only filly for Fark.

cretinbob

2011-10-31 04:39:46 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.famousplastic.com image 432x378]

WTF is wrong with her tits and WTF happened to Fark?

immrlizard

2011-10-31 05:01:06 PM

cretinbob: Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.famousplastic.com image 432x378]

WTF is wrong with her tits and WTF happened to Fark?

Bad, no Really bad boob job, and 4 kids

At least she still has money

johnnyrocket

2011-10-31 06:24:04 PM

Let's hope she's bright eyed and bushy-tailed in no time...

nothing like a hospital visit to foal up your day.

GladGirl

2011-10-31 06:49:07 PM

Severe weeks-long headaches are side effects from epidurals. I'm surprised she didn't know this (no way she went all-natural, unmedicated - she's never worked hard for anything her whole life)

whenIsayGO

2011-10-31 06:54:01 PM

Can we get a horse-face-actress trifecta?

astoreth

2011-10-31 07:50:09 PM

GladGirl: Severe weeks-long headaches are side effects from epidurals. I'm surprised she didn't know this (no way she went all-natural, unmedicated - she's never worked hard for anything her whole life)

Yep. They screwed up my epidural by waiting too long. The headache was blinding, far worse than the labor beforehand. Should have just stuck with natural.

/Hope she feels better- not that I'm a fan, but I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone

athenax311

2011-10-31 08:07:08 PM

Wow, I hope they shoot her. A popped saline bag may be like a broken hoof to her.
So tired of this chick, because people say I look like her.
It's a total insult.
If she dies maybe I can get some peace in a few years.

HappyLittleTree

2011-10-31 08:15:40 PM

athenax311: Wow, I hope they shoot her. A popped saline bag may be like a broken hoof to her.
So tired of this chick, because people say I look like her.
It's a total insult.
If she dies maybe I can get some peace in a few years.

You look like what she WISHES she looked like.

Le Bomb Suprize

2011-10-31 08:19:19 PM

Death_Poot: [laraedo.com image 250x376]

I fail to see the relevance of a John Elway picture in a Tori Spelling thread.

Victoly

2011-10-31 08:24:45 PM

MrEricSir: Sounds like she had a dizzy spell.

What, "antidisestablishmentarianism?" "Supercalifragislisticexpialidocious?" "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu?"

/ OK, I looked the last one up

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease

2011-10-31 08:45:41 PM

definitely one of my picks for Headline of the Year,
bravo subby, +2

RoosterCogburn

2011-10-31 09:05:23 PM

No word yet from the doctors

schubie

2011-10-31 09:38:23 PM

You bastards are going to make me defend Tori Spelling. Her show NoTorious was funny, she was great in House of Yes and Trick, she's very gay friendly and she's a good writer. Her tits look bad b/c she's got some problem with her sternum. Candy Spelling did a real number on her. Now you know a fan of Tori Spelling.

BroVinny

2011-10-31 10:32:49 PM

schubie: You bastards are going to make me defend Tori Spelling. Her show NoTorious was funny, she was great in House of Yes and Trick, she's very gay friendly and she's a good writer. Her tits look bad b/c she's got some problem with her sternum. Candy Spelling did a real number on her. Now you know a fan of Tori Spelling.

She wasn't bad in Smallville, either.

Liverboy

2011-11-01 12:51:11 AM

astoreth: GladGirl: Severe weeks-long headaches are side effects from epidurals. I'm surprised she didn't know this (no way she went all-natural, unmedicated - she's never worked hard for anything her whole life)

Yep. They screwed up my epidural by waiting too long. The headache was blinding, far worse than the labor beforehand. Should have just stuck with natural.

/Hope she feels better- not that I'm a fan, but I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone

Livergirl had the same issue after our second child. They prescribed staying horizontal for a while and "all the caffeine you can possibly get a hold of". Being a big coffee fiend, she liked the last part.

rhcmom

2011-11-01 03:21:30 AM

I was thinking spinal headache too.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2011-11-01 04:29:45 PM

FTA: Tori later added, "Omg! Liam is doing funny voices for and playing with my jiggly post preggers belly saying "Hi, I'm Mr. Fat Belly" (sic)"

I won't get a boner for a week, and now neither will you.

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