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(USA Today) Obvious If you guessed two months in the office pool for how long Kim Kardashian's big ass wedding with Kris Humphries was going to last, step up and claim your prize   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 167
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Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:06:12 PM
$139,000 per day, on a "cost of wedding/length of marriage" ratio.
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:07:23 PM
As far as I can tell, the only reason she's famous is she has a big ass and a rapper pissed on her in a porn tape that got "leaked" to the public. Is that about right?
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2011-10-31 01:10:00 PM
media-1.web.britannica.com
 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:12:46 PM
First she got insane amounts of attention for her wedding, and now she's going to get insane amounts of attention for her divorce.

This woman is an evil mastermind.
 
shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:13:27 PM
They had a fight this week right in front of the paparazzi. The whole thing - from the wedding to the inevitable divorce - was scripted.

And still we care.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:24:25 PM
ToxicMunkee: First she got insane amounts of attention for her wedding, and now she's going to get insane amounts of attention for her divorce.

This woman is an evil mastermind.

she's common jumped up trailer trash. actually, trailer trash would have lasted longer in the marriage. either way, she's trash.
 
dramboxf [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:25:41 PM
jake_lex: a rapper pissed on her in a porn tape that got "leaked" to the public. Is that about right?

I thought the pissing rapper was Fiddy. Did RJ unload on Kim, or are we getting our rapper sex tapes confused?
 
jchic [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:30:24 PM
shower_in_my_socks: They had a fight this week right in front of the paparazzi. The whole thing - from the wedding to the inevitable divorce - was scripted.

And still we care.

What's this 'we' stuff?
 
MayoSlather
2011-10-31 01:32:30 PM
That's got to be gratifying for Reggie Bush even in an 0-7 season.

I'd love to hear my ex's marriages are following apart and/or they were flattened by a huge piece of construction equipment in a tragic tragic accident.
 
TheOther
2011-10-31 01:36:26 PM
K's are destroyings the instituion of marriage!!!
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:36:52 PM
So, what you all are saying is that all she is good for is use as a urinal? Gotcha.
 
shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:37:07 PM
jchic: And still we care.

What's this 'we' stuff?


People posting in this thread, including you.
 
BigTuna [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:38:39 PM
TheOther: K's are destroyings the instituion of marriage!!!

i843.photobucket.com
 
birchman
2011-10-31 01:39:14 PM
Don't worry though, as long as we don't let the gays get married the sanctity is still intact.
 
MayoSlather
2011-10-31 01:41:27 PM
MayoSlather: That's got to be gratifying for Reggie Bush even in an 0-7 season.

I'd love to hear my ex's marriages are following falling apart and/or they were flattened by a huge piece of construction equipment in a tragic tragic accident.

falling...oops


TheOther: K's are destroyings the instituion of marriage!!!

Well played sir.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:59:30 PM
but, but, but, the gheys?!
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 01:59:31 PM
jake_lex: As far as I can tell, the only reason she's famous is she has a big ass and a rapper pissed on her in a porn tape that got "leaked" to the public. Is that about right?

img2.timeinc.net
almost

Besides, what the hell do you dumbasses think they were going to do next season?
This isn't Doctor Who.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:05:11 PM
She's going to be so upset I bet it's going to be a while before she's able to do her job.
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:07:18 PM
It says she filed for divorce, but I'm sure what happened:

Kris (as the drugs finally wear off): "WTF? I married you? A fat-assed baboon who needs an assistant to tell her which shoe goes on which foot? GTFO!!"

Kim: "There used to be a draft?"
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:16:37 PM
Speaker2Animals: Kim: "There used to be a draft?"

That's not real. Did she really say that? Holy f*ck.
 
The-Brain
2011-10-31 02:20:33 PM
Well, maybe this means she'll go back to doing porn.

...and maybe she'll do it right this time.
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:30:14 PM
A two month wedding? That's a hell of a long ceremony right thar.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:31:47 PM
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shocked.shocked, i am
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 02:55:04 PM
Her sister

red6.home.insightbb.com

is still married to Lamar Odom, right?
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:08:37 PM
NewportBarGuy: Speaker2Animals: Kim: "There used to be a draft?"

That's not real. Did she really say that? Holy f*ck.

img607.imageshack.us
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 03:38:29 PM
www.jeffbriggs.ca
 
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:02:08 PM
well, that explains why she keeps calling me
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:21:22 PM
jake_lex: As far as I can tell, the only reason she's famous is she has a big ass and a rapper pissed on her in a porn tape that got "leaked" to the public. Is that about right?


Pretty much.
 
Death_Poot
2011-10-31 04:22:53 PM
So which one had the 180 pound tumor removed? On "reality" TV?

/trainwreck
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:23:12 PM
I was off by four months....Curses!
 
stainedglassdoll [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:23:49 PM
Apos: I was off by four months....Curses!

You bet negative 2 months?
 
mentallo69
2011-10-31 04:25:48 PM
theurbandaily.com

"Come on homie, you know who I am"
 
BadAdviceGuy
2011-10-31 04:26:07 PM
Kim it is understandable that the wedding received a lot of attention, and you want to get some of that back. Divorce however is just a temporary thing though and will only get that spotlight on you for another 15 minutes. If you want recognition that will last a bit longer, remember Heath Ledger. Drug overdose is the best way to stay in the headlines.
 
jayhawk88
2011-10-31 04:26:12 PM
I was at the store this weekend waiting in a slow line, and the Us Weekly right next to me had a "Kim tired of Kris not doing anything, tells him to GET TO WORK! Can she save her marriage?"

I had to laugh because there's so many things wrong with that.

1. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED A MATTER OF WEEKS! I'm amazed it's two months honestly, I would have guessed 3 weeks max
2. Your husband plays in the NBA! He's not working right now BECAUSE HE CAN'T.
3. Get to work? What the hell kind of work do you do? Walk up and down Rodeo in spandex for 3 hours a day and have go to some club at night for the contractually obligated time?
 
kibbled
2011-10-31 04:27:23 PM
Timmy the Tumor: well, that explains why she keeps calling me


I am stealing this. I was giving this wedding 2 years and a kid.
 
Disgruntled Goat
2011-10-31 04:28:32 PM
"Kardashian" in the headline = autogreenlight. Try it, kids.
 
unicron702
2011-10-31 04:28:46 PM
That's so quick if I was at the wedding I'd be pissed she made me get dressed up.
 
DrKillPatient [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:28:58 PM
ToxicMunkee: First she got insane amounts of attention for her wedding, and now she's going to get insane amounts of attention for her divorce.

This woman is an evil mastermind.

This divorce may be good for an entire season of episodes! Don't forget to tune in!
 
will5687
2011-10-31 04:29:19 PM
Cost of Kardashian/Humphries wedding: $10 million. Days of marriage: 72. =$138,888.89 per day they were married. Only in America.
 
RedEmily
2011-10-31 04:31:03 PM
I don't usually use this term but she is such an "ATTENTION WHORE", it makes me sick. What a waste of money that could have gone to a good cause.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:31:15 PM
Nice! My girlfriend was watching that vapid wedding while I played some Gears 3. Casually looked up and muttered "I'll give it til Halloween." She was shocked and I asked how long she thought they would last. "Ohh Christmas at the most. She'll biatch about the gift that he (sponsors) got her and it'll all go downhill from there."
 
Need a Dispenser Here
2011-10-31 04:33:11 PM
will5687: Cost of Kardashian/Humphries wedding: $10 million. Days of marriage: 72. =$138,888.89 per day they were married. Only in America.

You can get a lot of hookers, hooch, and blow for that much. Of course, I'm not Charlie Sheen so I'd only make it two or three days...

/a week, tops
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-31 04:37:43 PM
What's an ass wedding?
 
will5687
2011-10-31 04:37:56 PM
So how long until the E! Keeping up with the Kardashians two hour divorce special?
 
Delawheredad
2011-10-31 04:40:32 PM
There is an inverse ratio between the money spent on the ceremony and the length of the marriage. My marriage lasted twenty years. We spent about a hundred bucks on the wedding most of that for the cake.
 
ladyway905
2011-10-31 04:41:40 PM
I was giving it a couple years, you know for the cameras, and a kid too. Thought they would milk the "newlyweds" thing for a bit longer, make some money off a reality tv series on it. I heard it did well for another couple....
 
Soup4Bonnie
2011-10-31 04:42:37 PM
Most people who have had such a public marriage might feel at least a bit of remorse and embarrassment for it ending in failure so quickly.

To go from blithely announcing your commitment to your loved one forever to GTFO without even attempting some sort of marriage counseling might be a reflection on how shallow you are as a person.

Shocking considering whom we're discussing, I know.
 
BizarreMan
2011-10-31 04:43:07 PM
Oh man, such terrible news. If those crazy kids can't make it what about the rest of us?
 
PsyLord
2011-10-31 04:43:48 PM
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/obligatory
 
Vegemite
2011-10-31 04:44:00 PM
Need a Dispenser Here: will5687: Cost of Kardashian/Humphries wedding: $10 million. Days of marriage: 72. =$138,888.89 per day they were married. Only in America.

You can get a lot of hookers, hooch, and blow for that much. Of course, I'm not Charlie Sheen so I'd only make it two or three days...

/a week, tops

Imwouldmgivemitma shot or die trying.
 
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