I was checking through my son's candy last night.

Someone dropped in two Zig Zag rolling papers.

A Jesus pamphlet.

Your Mom.

Chlamydia.

A gift certificate for a free toothbrush at a dentist office.

Dancin_In_Anson: Your Mom.

Nabb1: Chlamydia.

I see you two have met...

vartian: A gift certificate for a free toothbrush at a dentist office.

Dude, that's awesome. A toothbrush can cost you 2 or 3 bucks. Those "fun size" candies can't cost much more than a few pennies. You're getting way more value there.

I think Candy Corn is the worst thing I've ever gotten during Halloween, not that I particularly liked candies in the first place. I also seem to remember that I hate Butterfingers as a kid. I think my grandfather wound up eating most of the candy I got as a kid one year because he liked chocolate and I didn't.

Every kid in the town my office is in is getting nothing tonight as the town government postponed Halloween until Friday (they got slammed by the snow storm, no power until late in the week according to JCP&L).

The recycled plastic easter egg with like 7 cents in it.

/old people

Arrested...well detained.

A buddy of mine broke his jaw while out trick or treating when we were wee tots. He took his spiderman costume a little too seriously.

Yeah. He had a huge bag of candy that he really couldn't eat for about six weeks.

A scolding from a fundie and her seven home-schooled disciples.
I guess my devil costume did show too much moose-knuckle.

oldfarthenry: A scolding from a fundie and her seven home-schooled disciples.
I guess my devil costume did show too much moose-knuckle.

Or, not enough?

Get? I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage!

_{Oh wait, that was Thanksgiving, not Halloween.}

Dry popcorn.

SphericalTime: Dry popcorn.

Yeah I was going to say a homemade popcorn ball that could double as styrofoam

Vodka Zombie: oldfarthenry: A scolding from a fundie and her seven home-schooled disciples.
I guess my devil costume did show too much moose-knuckle.

Or, not enough?

Well - I believe I was sporting a semi.

Ketchup and mustard packets.

A rock.

Herpes

pennies.

or almond joy.

Andrew Wiggin: green? alrighty then.

RexTalionis: I think Candy Corn is the worst thing I've ever gotten during Halloween

that is the worst stuff in the history of history.

Candy corn is worse than terrorism.

Anyone?

Floss.

Tadpoles from old Mister Barnslow. We all thought he was crazy, but then we had some growing up to do.

oldfarthenry: Vodka Zombie: oldfarthenry: A scolding from a fundie and her seven home-schooled disciples.
I guess my devil costume did show too much moose-knuckle.

Or, not enough?

Well - I believe I was sporting a semi.

Yes. But, home-schooled Christians are a repressed mob. They were probably hoping for a little skin.

Being forced to take a "Special Breathalyzer" by a guy in a trench coat who claimed he was a police officer.
But, I was lucky, turns out I got the "Fluid of Freedom," not the 'Juice of Justice"

ImRonBurgundy: molested