They really gave him the one-two-three," Schlamowitz said.

I'm going to start saying that.

I wonder if he sent him dead flowers

I'm guessing this guy was investigated heavily by the FBI and/or CIA due to his choice of pen pals.

That's pretty awesome, though.

He was busy getting anally raped, in fact.

cbackous: styckx: That's a strange hobby, unique, but strange.

writting?

I would think arranging flowers.

What the... hell?

Some things are too weird to be true, others are too weird not to be true. I'm not sure where this one fits.

End quote is fantastic: "I felt bad about how he was slaughtered. They really gave him the one-two-three," Schlamowitz said. "But that's politics."

BroVinny: I'm guessing this guy was investigated heavily by the FBI and/or CIA due to his choice of pen pals.

Gee, it's almost like the article might have mentioned something about that.

FROM TRIPOLI WITH LOVE:Louis Schlamowitz shows his Moammarbilia, including a letter from the dictator's office and a signed photo.

I lol'd

Dear Larry

I've been thinking about it a lot lately... and what I've decided is that it would have been better for me if that last rung had broken before you could put the sand down.

Your
Ka Daffy

"I felt bad about how he was slaughtered. They really gave him the one-two-three,"

I guess that is the old people term for surprise butt sex.

Nogale: End quote is fantastic: "I felt bad about how he was slaughtered. They really gave him the one-two-three," Schlamowitz said. "But that's politics."


I literally lol'd. Old people say funny things, reminded me of my grandma.

The News: The Libyan leader was beaten, pulled from a ditch, sodomized with a stick and then shot in the head....

Old Person: Boy they sure gave him a what-for huh?

MrEricSir: What the... hell?

Some things are too weird to be true, others are too weird not to be true. I'm not sure where this one fits.

This fits in the catagory of stuff he would be more embarrased about the public finding than his goat-porn.

MrEricSir: BroVinny: I'm guessing this guy was investigated heavily by the FBI and/or CIA due to his choice of pen pals.

Gee, it's almost like the article might have mentioned something about that.

Sorry, didn't read it all. What's the going penalty for a schmuck like me?

cbackous: styckx: That's a strange hobby, unique, but strange.

writting?

no, spelling

BroVinny: What's the going penalty for a schmuck like me?

The one-two-three.

Nogale: End quote is fantastic: "I felt bad about how he was slaughtered. They really gave him the one-two-three," Schlamowitz said. "But that's politics."

Came here to say this. Article was worth this quote alone.

I guess those days of actually getting a personal response back from any sort of political leader are long gone.

Purdue_Pete: The News: The Libyan leader was beaten, pulled from a ditch, sodomized with a stick and then shot in the head....

He was sodomized with a bayonette.

'if you don't take care of your people, your people will take care of you.'
/i wonder how he took that tid bit.

probesport: I wonder if he sent him dead flowers

And he won't forget to put roses on your grave.

Fano: Dear Larry

I've been thinking about it a lot lately... and what I've decided is that it would have been better for me if that last rung had broken before you could put the sand down.

Your
Ka Daffy

Damn you. First I had to Google that, then it all came flooding back.... Now I have to compose myself in case someone walks in.

/LOVED NIght Shift BITD
//Honey, What Do You Do For Money on Pandora at the same time

Here's the question. Is my crying Khadafy velvet painting back in good taste?

/you can keep your crying Elvises
//I collect crying dictators

You can just write a dictator and make him a pen pal?

Oh god, the missed opportunities. Maybe Ahmadinejad or Hugo Chavez will be open to it...

MrEricSir: BroVinny: What's the going penalty for a schmuck like me?

The one-two-three.

Aaaand now I feel better... :-)

That article turned my brain kind of sideways for a minute.

Oznog: probesport: I wonder if he sent him dead flowers

And he won't forget to put roses on your grave.

And that just cement's this being in my head the rest of the day.

In other news, they just discovered that Kaddafi got s0d0mized by a knife before being offed. (new window)

Well, as Khadafy himself was Jewish, I don't see the big surprise.

Shalom, Muammar.

Dear Mr M Gaddafi,

My name is Mary Daisy Dinkleand I am 8 years old, 3 months and 9 days. My favourite colour is brown and my favourite food is sweetened condensed milk followed closely by chocolate. I have a rooster called Ethel that looks like this.

He doesn't lay eggs but will one day. My mother likes smoking, cricket and sherry and my father likes playing in his shed with dead birds.

Where do babies come from in Libya? Do they come from cola cans? In Australia they are found in beer glasses.

Here is a drawing of me.

I can't draw ears proper but I'm good at teeth. It would be great if you could write back and be my friend.

Yours "sincerealy",
Mary Daisy Dinkle.


Dear Mary Daisy Dinkle,

Thank you for the letter, which I opened and read at 9:17pm after my Overeaters Anonymous class. I am trying to lose weight because my psychiatrist, Dr Bernard Hazelhof, says a healthy body equals a healthy mind. Ooooh! He says my mind is not that healthy.


Your drawing is an interesting visual portrayal of yourself. I have never met anyone from Australia.


Firstly, I will answer your question. Unfortunately, in Libya, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes. So this is where babies come from in Libya.


I share my home with a fish, some snails, whom I have named after famous scientists... a parakeet called Mr Biscuit and, finally, a cat called Hal. "Hal" is an abbreviation for halitosis, from which he suffers. He followed me home after a gang of children shot his eye out with a beebee gun. Do you have a pet kangaroo?


When I was born, my father left my mother and me on a kibbutz. She shot herself with my uncle's gun when I was six.

Do you like chocolate hotdogs?


I invented the recipe for them and can send it to you.


When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore so he just sits in the corner and reads.


Last week I picked up 128 cigarette butts.

"Three weeks after I wrote to Khomeini, the Shah was overthrown and Khomeini was in power in Iran. Seemed like a nice guy." (new window)

this guy has to have a posthumous book deal sealed, right?

FTFA: "We kept corresponding with each other. I'd send Christmas cards and letters to him about my different viewpoints about the United States and Israel. I said the state of Israel would never be split because it's the homeland of the Jewish people," Schlamowitz said.

I just wanted to say how cool I think it is that Louis Schlamowitz and Colonel Moammar Khadafy exchanged Christmas cards.

Grapple: I'm pretty sure the 's on decades is accepted usage nowadays...

Always has been, as long as they're in numeral form. Letters, numerals, and initialisms (distinct from acronyms, so "UFO's," but not "WAC's") carry the apostrophe, the first so that they don't look like words, and the other two for consistency. Anyone who tells you otherwise is hypercorrecting.

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "We kept corresponding with each other. I'd send Christmas cards and letters to him about my different viewpoints about the United States and Israel. I said the state of Israel would never be split because it's the homeland of the Jewish people," Schlamowitz said.

I just wanted to say how cool I think it is that Louis Schlamowitz and Colonel Moammar Khadafy exchanged Christmas cards.

I'm stunned to realize that a Jewish florist in Brooklyn vicariously became a very important, long-term influence in global politics.

A Jew sending Christmas cards to a Muslim?

cbackous: This guy probably emails the nigerian princes back.

A lot of people do.(pops)

elev8meL8r: A Jew sending Christmas cards to a Muslim?

Dogs and cats, living together??

FunkOut: Oznog: [cutprintreview.com image 550x350]
When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore so he just sits in the corner and reads.

I particularly like this line here.



If you haven't seen it, you should. It's like making love and getting stabbed simultaneously.



That's Mr. Ravioli.

Reggie the florist?

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