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2011-10-31 01:12:50 PM
Canadian Crack
 
2011-10-31 01:19:44 PM
Because there's not enough Tim Horton's commercials during hockey games...
 
2011-10-31 01:20:11 PM
2012 Tim Hortons NHL All-Star Game > Tostito's Fiesta Bowl > Tebow
 
2011-10-31 01:24:21 PM
I predict double-double overtime.
 
2011-10-31 01:27:39 PM
Handsome B. Wonderful: Because there's not enough Tim Horton's commercials during hockey games on every Canadian channel at every hour of every day...


/fark Tim Hortons
//Canadian
///Americans don't brag about Dunkin...
 
2011-10-31 01:27:48 PM
A poor excuse for a hockey game being sponsored by a poor excuse for coffee. Sounds about right.
 
2011-10-31 01:29:41 PM
Blenz was a good cup of jo...

Why not sponsored by Earls restaurants?
 
2011-10-31 01:36:17 PM
litespeed74: Blenz was a good cup of jo...

Why not sponsored by Earls restaurants?


The 2012 Kraft Dinner All-Star Game.
 
2011-10-31 01:39:36 PM
Tofino: The 2012 Kraft Dinner All-Star Game.

If I had $1,000,000, I would have to name it this, but I would.
 
2011-10-31 01:40:12 PM
Tofino: litespeed74: Blenz was a good cup of jo...

Why not sponsored by Earls restaurants?

The 2012 Kraft Dinner All-Star Game.


Kraft Dinner has even less flavor than Kraft Mac n Cheese.

I'd prefer the 2012 Peychaud's Chipnuts All-Star Game.
 
2011-10-31 01:41:46 PM
How stereotypically Canadian.

/didn't these guys make a bid?
www.thefatwhiteguy.com
 
2011-10-31 01:42:36 PM
Great!

... still not going to watch it.

The skills competition is mildly entertaining, though.
 
2011-10-31 01:46:09 PM
I lke the NHL all-star game, because they realize that the fans don't give a shiat about and just do dumb stuff like picking the players a la a pick up game.
 
2011-10-31 01:47:45 PM
Masturbating with razor wire>NHL All-Star game>Tebow
 
2011-10-31 01:51:07 PM
Loud_Mouth_Soup:

/fark Tim Hortons
//Canadian
///Americans don't brag about Dunkin...


Timmy Ho's > Dunkin

Seriously. No comparrison. By my house, I have both in walking distance. There's an endless line (known locally as a "Traffine Jam") for Ho's, and a very sad an empty Dunkin'. There is a reason for this.

Now I'm going to waste more time working from home by grabbing a double double.
 
2011-10-31 02:01:40 PM
Little known fact - all expenditures will be paid for in Canadian Tire Dollars
 
2011-10-31 02:02:21 PM
Pantera owners rejoice with ceremonial donuts in parking lot (both kinds)

/not too obscure for Fark
 
2011-10-31 02:07:05 PM
Loud_Mouth_Soup: Handsome B. Wonderful: Because there's not enough Tim Horton's commercials during hockey games on every Canadian channel at every hour of every day...


/fark Tim Hortons
//Canadian
///Americans don't brag about Dunkin...


I've heard they are considering changing the citizenship test to simply seeing if you can down a cup of that vile swill in under 3 hours.

/I'd fail miserably.
 
2011-10-31 02:15:51 PM
Went to a Tim Horton's this summer for coffee and a donut. Meh. It reminded me of the affinity people have for In-N-Out burger. It's just a mediocre burger.
 
2011-10-31 02:20:58 PM
DrBear: How stereotypically Canadian.

/didn't these guys make a bid?
[www.thefatwhiteguy.com image 425x349]


Is that King's Dominion?
 
2011-10-31 02:47:40 PM
The All-Star Game is still as pointless as ever.

Now that the Winter Classic has been established as an annual fan and media extravaganza, the ASG is redundant, to boot.

A game played with no defense or hitting may superficially resemble hockey, but it is not hockey.

/a vote for me is a vote to scrap the All-Star Game
 
2011-10-31 02:58:22 PM
Next up the Racicot Chrysler Skills contest

/that dude's lisp used to bug the hell out of me
 
2011-10-31 03:02:24 PM
Rapmaster2000: Went to a Tim Horton's this summer for coffee and a donut. Meh. It reminded me of the affinity people have for In-N-Out burger. It's just a mediocre burger.

The coffee and donuts are mediocre, but those ice capps are laced with crack cocaine, I swear to god.
 
2011-10-31 03:05:35 PM
LucklessWonder: I lke the NHL all-star game, because they realize that the fans don't give a shiat about and just do dumb stuff like picking the players a la a pick up game.

Darn straight. The NHL All Star game is entirely about "Hockey is fun". I don't know why other pro sports don't get that.

//Also about, "Holy shiat I didn't even realize they could DO that that accurately"
 
2011-10-31 03:16:21 PM
Tim Horton's Lord Staney's Cup within a decade.
It will still go to a team in the USA though.
 
2011-10-31 03:22:55 PM
I can't get the cap off!: Loud_Mouth_Soup: Handsome B. Wonderful: Because there's not enough Tim Horton's commercials during hockey games on every Canadian channel at every hour of every day...


/fark Tim Hortons
//Canadian
///Americans don't brag about Dunkin...

I've heard they are considering changing the citizenship test to simply seeing if you can down a cup of that vile swill in under 3 hours.

/I'd fail miserably.


Yeah, dunkin is pretty bad, isn't it?
 
2011-10-31 03:26:25 PM
Robin's is better.
 
2011-10-31 03:37:57 PM
Timmies doughnuts used to be better, now they're mediocre. Coffee is still good though.

Dunkin is kind of mediocre all around. Mediocre doughnuts, mediocre coffee.

The worst of the worst, though, is Krispy Kreme. Slimy, disgusting doughnuts, and terrible coffee.
 
2011-10-31 05:32:01 PM
Doc Daneeka: The All-Star Game is still as pointless as ever.

Now that the Winter Classic has been established as an annual fan and media extravaganza, the ASG is redundant, to boot.

A game played with no defense or hitting may superficially resemble hockey, but it is not hockey.

/a vote for me is a vote to scrap the All-Star Game


I wonder what the gimmick will be this year, or are they sticking with that draft again? God was that ever stupid.
 
2011-10-31 06:10:18 PM
Flappyhead: Doc Daneeka: The All-Star Game is still as pointless as ever.

Now that the Winter Classic has been established as an annual fan and media extravaganza, the ASG is redundant, to boot.

A game played with no defense or hitting may superficially resemble hockey, but it is not hockey.

/a vote for me is a vote to scrap the All-Star Game

I wonder what the gimmick will be this year, or are they sticking with that draft again? God was that ever stupid.


I liked the draft. It was fun seeing the various guys shiatting around. Staal setting up the Lundquist pick was especially hilarious. And seeing the city of Toronto mocked several times was hilarious as well.
 
2011-10-31 06:27:33 PM
Well, why not.

It used to be called the Ace Bailey All-Star Game.

/as a fund to raise money
//for his medical expenses
///because he got whacked in the head by Eddie Shore
////yes, THAT Eddie Shore
//old time hockey
 
2011-10-31 06:37:34 PM
And damnit, I now wish the closest Timmies wasn't fifty miles away on a military base...

Not necessarily for the coffee...but I have never seen anywhere else sell little jelly-filled donut holes/Timbits/Munchkins/etc. with the exception of seeing such things once in a Meijer.

(And I'm not sure if that's chain-wide, mind; this is something I had at a Tim Horton's a few years back in Columbus, back when Wendy's was still a co-owner. I do have to wonder if my little jelly-filled Timbits still exist...)

/yes, I have different likings for different donuts
//as far as cinnamon fried donuts...some place my folks used to get 'em in Urbana, Ohio, the ones they used to have at Smokey Bones for dessert, and the same things sold at a little donut shop by the name of the Fractured Prune in Ocean City, MD. And I'm not driving to Ocean City for donuts...
 
2011-10-31 07:01:03 PM
Micky Dees has better coffee
 
2011-10-31 07:14:54 PM
A guy I worked with in northern Montana had a guy bring us timmy's every week from lethbridge in exchange for free breakfast. Meh.
 
2011-10-31 07:17:58 PM
TheManofPA: DrBear: How stereotypically Canadian.

/didn't these guys make a bid?
[www.thefatwhiteguy.com image 425x349]

Is that King's Dominion?


Waynes World...
 
2011-10-31 07:33:52 PM
Doc Daneeka: Timmies doughnuts used to be better, now they're mediocre. Coffee is still good though.


You sir, make a mockery of all that is good and decent.

Seriously, it doesn't even taste like coffee. It is warm brown water.

When McDonald's coffee is many, many orders of magnitude better, you should know your coffee has issues.
 
2011-10-31 07:38:49 PM
This American loves getting a Tim Horton's plain cake donut and dipping it in coffee....perfect. Too bad we do not have them here in Florida...and can only partake in northern US and Canada

It was basically what I ate during the Winter Olympics in Vancouver in 2010....only thing I could afford

Even though Dunkin Donuts has better coffee....something about Tim's donuts dunked in Tim's coffee.
 
2011-10-31 11:34:41 PM
You all catch Reimer's halloween costume at tonight's Leafs party?

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-01 02:28:36 AM
Doc Daneeka: The All-Star Game is still as pointless as ever.

Now that the Winter Classic has been established as an annual fan and media extravaganza, the ASG is redundant, to boot.

A game played with no defense or hitting may superficially resemble hockey, but it is not hockey.

/a vote for me is a vote to scrap the All-Star Game


I still think they should do an NHL vs KHL kind of thing.
 
2011-11-03 07:12:29 PM
Dunkin' Coffee is shiat awful
Micky D's coffee is kind of okay
Tim Horton's coffee is okay
The best trashy food coffee is probably waffle house

That said I much prefer a Sheetz brewed coffee or even one of their lattes.
 
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