Did you know? If you cut Anna Chapman in half and pull her apart, there's a smaller version of her inside.

Miss Kitka?

I would go deep under cover with her!

Yeah she looks Russian.

did we ever actually find concrete evidence that these people were conducting any sort of meaningful spying or was it simply a media frenzy?

Unless you are stealing meaningful government secrets and sending them to another (rival) government I dont get how anything she ever did could be construed as "spying".

/but I could be dense
//I do love a news story with a hot chick though
///slashies

I'm just surprised the Obama administration got rid of Soviet spies. I thought they would do everything they could to help the socialists. Of course, he did let them go within a week so I guess he still fits the pattern of helping communists, terrorists and homosexuals.

Anna pics are enshrined where?

lordaction: I'm just surprised the Obama administration got rid of Soviet spies. I thought they would do everything they could to help the socialists. Of course, he did let them go within a week so I guess he still fits the pattern of helping communists, terrorists and homosexuals.

See, that's just it: They aren't *SOVIETS* anymore, nor are they socialists or communists to any great degree.

The sheer energy required to pull me outta that, would obliterate communism in all its forms.

I'd hit it like an ICBM.

My favorite line from Joe Biden when asked on Leno's show about the hot, female Russian spy:

"I just want to go on record, right here and now, as saying that it wasn't MY idea to kick her out."

Leave Anna alone!

/She's my facebook friend.
//Wish I could understand Russian

She kinda looks like Renee Olstead. With clothes on.

lordaction: I'm just surprised the Obama administration got rid of Soviet spies. I thought they would do everything they could to help the socialists. Of course, he did let them go within a week so I guess he still fits the pattern of helping communists, terrorists and homosexuals.

How thoughtless of you to omit Golden Sacks! They'll be heartbroken.


(Or perhaps they're not on his "A" List. Didn't consider that shocking possibility.)

MrEricSir: Did you know? If you cut Anna Chapman in half and pull her apart, there's a smaller version of her inside.

Wrong (new window, NSFW)

dittybopper: lordaction: I'm just surprised the Obama administration got rid of Soviet spies. I thought they would do everything they could to help the socialists. Of course, he did let them go within a week so I guess he still fits the pattern of helping communists, terrorists and homosexuals.

See, that's just it: They aren't *SOVIETS* anymore, nor are they socialists or communists to any great degree.

They are just pretending to get our guard down.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MrEricSir: Did you know? If you cut Anna Chapman in half and pull her apart, there's a smaller version of her inside.

Wrong (new window, NSFW)

Yeesh. I think my tits are bigger than hers, and I don't fill an A-cup.

// although the SFW pic upthread does not show that...um, limitation

FTA:
Agents launched a series of raids across the northeast after a decade of intensive surveillance of the ring, which officials say never managed to steal any secrets.

Comrades we must find secret of Olive Garden bottomless salad bowl and breadsticks!

Oh, they're spies - but not like us.

/Dr. Dr.
//Dr. Dr.

So where's the videos and pictures? Why would a news source write an article about video and pictures being released but then not show them? Unless I'm missing something.

But to see the "good" videos you have to join the FBI paysite.

lordaction: dittybopper: lordaction: I'm just surprised the Obama administration got rid of Soviet spies. I thought they would do everything they could to help the socialists. Of course, he did let them go within a week so I guess he still fits the pattern of helping communists, terrorists and homosexuals.

See, that's just it: They aren't *SOVIETS* anymore, nor are they socialists or communists to any great degree.

They are just pretending to get our guard down.

"The Soviet Union will give amnesty to your wayward vessel"
"Soviet Union? I thought you guys split up"
"That is what we want you to think!"

/"Must.....Crush....Capitalism!! RARRG!!"

I'd debrief her.

Just for the record, Anna Chapman was recently feted on a "very special episode" of Pust' Govoryat, a kind of Russian Jerry Springer Show spinoff. What with the sheer tonnage of overboard James Bond/Mati Hari/Hero of the People motif they were pouring on hard, you might actually think she was something more than the moderately-attractive (OK, in Pittsburgh she may a 10, but in Moscow, she's just a 7...maybe an 8 in heels) divorced real estate agent who got tossed into the same GTFO fail boat as all the other aptly-named Russian "sleepers" that she is.

/Не верьте обману!

suburbanguy: Oh, they're spies - but not like us.

/Dr. Dr.
//Dr. Dr.

We're not doctors!

dannit724: did we ever actually find concrete evidence that these people were conducting any sort of meaningful spying or was it simply a media frenzy?

Unless you are stealing meaningful government secrets and sending them to another (rival) government I dont get how anything she ever did could be construed as "spying".

/but I could be dense
//I do love a news story with a hot chick though
///slashies

They were basically failed spies. The plan was to come over here, buddy up to a bunch of rich and powerful people, and hope one of them spills something useful. It was a fairly stupid plan.

Geotpf: They were basically failed spies. The plan was to come over here, buddy up to a bunch of rich and powerful people, and hope one of them spills something useful. It was a fairly stupid plan.

Often enough, a plan like that works. What failed was the execution, not the general idea.

dryknife: [johngushue.typepad.com image 575x343]

+1 !

To Each His Own... I prefer...

Yeah! Chapman thread. I'd hit her so hard Mike Tyson would be telling me to take it easy on her.

MrEricSir: Did you know? If you cut Anna Chapman in half and pull her apart, there's a smaller version of her inside.

I don't know about cutting her in half, but I'd definitely split her.

Cybernetic: You know you're a gun geek when you look at pic #4 and your first thought is, "Hey, that's a Beretta 93-R!"

Hey, isn't that the girl that keeps emailing me, that wants to have "relationship with American man"?

texdent: muck4doo: Leave Anna alone!

/She's my facebook friend.
//Wish I could understand Russian

Nyet het means no

FTFY (at least as long as people still write on fb)

She looks a little like Jewel Staite

2MS: Hey, isn't that the girl that keeps emailing me, that wants to have "relationship with American man"?

I have a friend who actually tried this (well, with a Ukrainian girl, not a Russian one). Went to the Ukraine to stay with her for two weeks and everything. The description of the trip sounded like "Ukrainian Vacation" (of the Chevy Chase vacation series). Step one of his problem was that neither of them spoke the other's language and he relied on some sort of handheld computerized translation gizmo that basically didn't work at all.