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(Geekologie)   If you think you hated Justin Bieber before, the little twink bastard has a goddam Batmobile   (geekologie.com) divider line 93
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2011-10-31 01:08:09 PM

Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.


While it certainly can work, it needs to be done on the right car. A 60's muscle car, for example, could pull off the matte black look. Modern cars, by and large, just look wrong with it. Motorcycles can pull it off, though at this point it's becoming the new Dentist Red.
 
2011-10-31 01:34:25 PM

bulok: I too am baffled by all the hate. Jealous much?
If I were 17 and as rich as him I would totally have done the same thing. Good for him. Live the life kiddo, wish I was you!


He also farks Selena Gomez in his fancy cars. What a loser.
 
2011-10-31 01:40:27 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music


I don't hate him and I really can't speak for anyone else; but, back when I was still (genuinely) at the "what's a Justin Bieber?" stage, a giant advert for his things (concerts? singles? I don't know) was put up at the top of Tottenham Court Road - big picture of him looking moody.

I don't think I've seen anyone more punchable.

You just could never get sick of smacking him in the face with a shovel.
 
2011-10-31 01:41:28 PM
BRB, got to install microwave ovens
 
2011-10-31 01:44:03 PM
I could possibly see owning a "real" Batmobile and trucking it around to car shows, but having your car slightly modified with Batman logos and driving it around is just lame.
 
2011-10-31 02:05:02 PM
Bieber.............still gay..............Gomez is his cover since she is a lesbian!
 
2011-10-31 02:17:35 PM
Let's see..."BATMOBILE" spelled out in Schumacker-era Bat-font™...yup, super-gay.
 
2011-10-31 02:22:52 PM

LectertheChef: Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.

While it certainly can work, it needs to be done on the right car. A 60's muscle car, for example, could pull off the matte black look. Modern cars, by and large, just look wrong with it. Motorcycles can pull it off, though at this point it's becoming the new Dentist Red.


Yeah, I've seen a few matte black Nissan GT-Rs, some MB roadsters, some Porsche 911s and even a Cayenne around here, and they just don't look good.

The GT-R, which is the only JDM car that I like, just looks horrible in matte black. It doesn't even appear to be a factory color, so they do it after the fact.
 
2011-10-31 02:23:21 PM

Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.


lecinemadechacha.hautetfort.com

YEAH!! PEARLESCENT, HOMES!
 
2011-10-31 02:25:46 PM

Nexzus: LectertheChef: Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.

While it certainly can work, it needs to be done on the right car. A 60's muscle car, for example, could pull off the matte black look. Modern cars, by and large, just look wrong with it. Motorcycles can pull it off, though at this point it's becoming the new Dentist Red.

Yeah, I've seen a few matte black Nissan GT-Rs, some MB roadsters, some Porsche 911s and even a Cayenne around here, and they just don't look good.

The GT-R, which is the only JDM car that I like, just looks horrible in matte black. It doesn't even appear to be a factory color, so they do it after the fact.


www.ford-taurus.org

Matte black is pretty much the ONLY thing a 1987 Ford Taurus could pull off.
 
2011-10-31 02:43:59 PM
You're just jealous cuz he is talented and beautiful
 
2011-10-31 02:51:10 PM
You need a squarish car to pull off matte black

www.lotustalk.com

/Sports cars are better with a shine to show off their curves.
 
2011-10-31 03:24:45 PM

lordargent: You need a squarish car to pull off matte black

[www.lotustalk.com image 640x426]

/Sports cars are better with a shine to show off their curves.


whollysblog.com

Yes. But then...

pictures.topspeed.com
www.iconographystudios.net

I kinda dig it.
 
2011-10-31 03:39:52 PM
You're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be, "I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but now it rides around in a techno-pimped black Caddy."
 
2011-10-31 03:40:44 PM
red5ish:I could possibly see owning a "real" Batmobile and trucking it around to car shows, but having your car slightly modified with Batman logos and driving it around is just lame.

Really? Really?!
 
2011-10-31 03:48:20 PM
Hmm... "twink"..."punk"... "underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on"..."lithe"... I think I finally figured out the Bieber hate. This website has the most uncomfortable boner right now.
 
2011-10-31 03:58:51 PM
files.sharenator.com
 
2011-10-31 04:30:04 PM

DJAkeeba: Hmm... "twink"..."punk"... "underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on"..."lithe"... I think I finally figured out the Bieber hate. This website has the most uncomfortable boner right now.


Fark always has an uncomfortable boner. It's how we roll.
 
2011-10-31 05:15:32 PM

DJAkeeba: Hmm... "twink"..."punk"... "underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on"..."lithe"... I think I finally figured out the Bieber hate. This website has the most uncomfortable boner right now.


Let's throw in the word gunsel, too
 
2011-10-31 05:16:15 PM
www.carbonfibergear.com
 
2011-10-31 05:22:03 PM
I'm prediciting a Michael Jackson full proton reversal for this little twerp, and he becomes a totally black woman before he's done.

/Sha mon...
 
2011-10-31 05:30:12 PM

thamike: lordargent: You need a squarish car to pull off matte black

[www.lotustalk.com image 640x426]

/Sports cars are better with a shine to show off their curves.

[whollysblog.com image 640x400]

Yes. But then...

[pictures.topspeed.com image 460x305]
[www.iconographystudios.net image 640x426]

I kinda dig it.


That GT is absolutely beautiful.

First thought of seeing the Beib leaning against the Caddy was 'too much car'. Ten to one we hear it being wrapped around a light pole before too long.
 
2011-10-31 05:37:34 PM
My contribution
starcarcentral.files.wordpress.com
hot
 
2011-10-31 05:57:49 PM
Painting it flat black and putting some logo's on it does not make it a 'Batmobile'. If it did, then my 1985 650 Honda Night Hawk would have been a Harley.
 
2011-10-31 06:07:55 PM

TedNigma: Painting it flat black and putting some logo's on it does not make it a 'Batmobile'. If it did, then my 1985 650 Honda Night Hawk would have been a Harley.


www.nextconceptcars.com

You gotta have the fins too, dawg
 
2011-10-31 06:30:30 PM
Good call on the img1.fark.net tag subby! It reminds me of the good advice I just didn't take.
 
2011-10-31 07:15:28 PM
I think everyone in this thread is pissed that Bieber can still get laid while owning the/a Batmobile.
 
2011-10-31 07:43:41 PM
I'd really only expect a 17 year old to think a Batman car was cool or something that people should own.
 
2011-10-31 08:03:57 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd really only expect a 17 year old to think a Batman car was cool or something that people should own.


Batman isn't 17 and he owns one. Are you gonna argue with batman?
 
2011-10-31 08:21:42 PM
I'm not clicking that link.
Fark justin beeber and his fruity little shiatmobile.

what the hell am I even doing here?

GOD DAMN IT
 
2011-10-31 08:48:58 PM
No one in here is jealous, no one in here is a hater. Get real. I have more faith in my fellow Farkers than to think they'd be jealous of a 17-year-old girly boy from Canada.
 
2011-10-31 08:59:46 PM
justkramer.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-10-31 09:31:39 PM
So much seething jealousy in this thread. Take the logos off and it's still a cool
looking car. Even if it is a GM product albeit customized.
 
2011-10-31 10:48:45 PM
If being Justin Bieber is the cost, the price is too high.
 
2011-10-31 11:00:51 PM
I can't wait till Bieber's draft number comes up.

/this time I'm Jody
 
2011-10-31 11:43:42 PM
Real close to a Bat-Mobile: 1959 Imperial Coupe. Or, alternatively, '58 DeSoto.
 
2011-10-31 11:48:56 PM
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
 
2011-11-01 12:56:59 AM

Second Try: And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?


very nice
 
2011-11-01 03:29:43 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Real close to a Bat-Mobile: 1959 Imperial Coupe. Or, alternatively, '58 DeSoto.


59 impala hardtop works, too.

/and yeah. .we're all jealous. what are you, 12?
//not YOU you, but the the other biebasstroholes
 
2011-11-01 07:23:45 AM
Here, all better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDD-IKn_UDs
 
2011-11-01 08:01:35 AM
i49.tinypic.com

Meh, Ovechkin did it first/better.

/go CAPS!
 
2011-11-01 09:46:48 AM
Seeing him in front of it and the likely effect on preteen girls, it's fair to saythis batmobile lost a squeal
 
2011-11-01 10:09:29 AM

BlueLouBoyle: [i49.tinypic.com image 486x318]

Meh, Ovechkin did it first/better.

/go CAPS!


Is that at the Galleria?
 
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