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(Geekologie)   If you think you hated Justin Bieber before, the little twink bastard has a goddam Batmobile   (geekologie.com) divider line 93
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2011-10-31 08:48:31 AM
"WHAT ARE YOU?..."
"i'm batman"*


* - said in pathetic girly voice
 
2011-10-31 09:24:49 AM
You know how I know that subby is gay?
 
2011-10-31 09:52:14 AM
Oh. It's just a regular Batman-themed car.

I thought the little punk bought a Tumbler or the Batmobile from the Burton films.
 
2011-10-31 10:17:55 AM
I find his choice of clothes more irksome than his car.
 
2011-10-31 10:19:03 AM
Crap! I wish I had thought of that. I could have had a Batmobile first.
 
2011-10-31 10:21:07 AM

Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?


To be fair roughly 1/2 of the people who hang out in the real Batmobile are underaged twinks.

29.media.tumblr.com

Ooo Mr. Grayson Ooo Ooo
 
2011-10-31 10:21:57 AM
fail if it's not this...

fusedfilm.com
 
2011-10-31 10:21:59 AM
I need to get the infamous Coloradan mountain-dweller "Batman" on this. He'll beat the shiat out of anyone (with a bat, of course) for about a grand. The irony would be... grand.

/sets up paypal acct
 
2011-10-31 10:24:57 AM
Beiber is old enough to drive?
 
2011-10-31 10:25:11 AM
Before clicking that link I was muttering "If the bastard has a Tumbler, kill him and take it" over and over.
 
2011-10-31 10:25:32 AM
Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing
 
2011-10-31 10:26:40 AM
You called that Batmobile? Granted the car is sweet and I won't ever be able to afford it, that's a very mild modification. They just slapped some Batman stuffs on the trunk and call it a day.
 
2011-10-31 10:27:18 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-31 10:29:16 AM
WHO CARES
 
2011-10-31 10:29:24 AM
media.giantbomb.com
 
2011-10-31 10:29:36 AM

cgraves67: Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing


This. If you ignore the stupid Batman logos n such, it's actually a pretty awesome car. I thought the suicide doors were a nice touch.
 
mhd
2011-10-31 10:30:40 AM
Okay, now I see a possible solution: Some interviewer should slowly and carefully steer the conversation towards comics geekery. Then keep Bieber talking about it as long as possible.

Extrapolating from personal experience, I can see millions of tweens all over the world blinking into the sunlight, wondering what spell just broke...

/Or, well, he'll admit that he just saw the movies and liked someone rapping about Batman
 
2011-10-31 10:32:03 AM

cgraves67: Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing


what if copying other things is yourself?

Chameleons can't be cool?
 
2011-10-31 10:33:41 AM

Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?


LOL that was my thought as well.

"OMG justin bieber did gay porn?!"

"ew wait isn't he like 14?!"
 
2011-10-31 10:36:49 AM
What a waste of a good car.

I bet in about 3 months he goes "what the hell was I thinking?!" and gets the emblems removed.
 
2011-10-31 10:37:18 AM
So does that make him.... the Goddamn Bieber?
 
2011-10-31 10:40:28 AM

mhd: Or, well, he'll admit that he just saw the movies and liked someone rapping about Batman


Yeah, I'd wager that he is completely unaware of the origins of the character, never mind actually having read any of the back-story.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:09 AM
Slapping a batman logo on your car doesn't make it a batmobile.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:16 AM
Maybe some psychotic criminal super-villain will see the car and go all "why so serious" on the Beibs ... do us all a favor.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:18 AM
Wow a murdered out Caddy with a batman logo on the grille.

This shiat is on the wrong tab.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:22 AM

PonceAlyosha: Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?

To be fair roughly 1/2 of the people who hang out in the real Batmobile are underaged twinks.

[29.media.tumblr.com image 500x638]

Ooo Mr. Grayson Ooo Ooo


BreezyWheeze: Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?

LOL that was my thought as well.

"OMG justin bieber did gay porn?!"

"ew wait isn't he like 14?!"


I was kind of joking, but it's the fact that he used the word 'twink.' I've only ever heard gay men ever use that term, and usually to describe the stereotype of members of the gay community that are young and lithe looking.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:32 AM

CCCarnie: cgraves67: Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing

This. If you ignore the stupid Batman logos n such, it's actually a pretty awesome car. I thought the suicide doors were a nice touch.


Too bad it's completely wasted on some worthless little twat
 
2011-10-31 10:48:12 AM

wmoonfox: mhd: Or, well, he'll admit that he just saw the movies and liked someone rapping about Batman

Yeah, I'd wager that he is completely unaware of the origins of the character, never mind actually having read any of the back-story.


Wait, so now not being all familiar with cartoons and comic books is cause for disdain? When did that switch?
 
2011-10-31 10:49:52 AM
I figure in 5 years, he's broke and the subject of a 'where are they now?' special on the e network.
 
2011-10-31 10:50:13 AM
The last picture, of him leaning on the car, made me LOL. He looked like some underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on in exchange for a box of pop tarts and a six pack of mountain dew. Not because he's homeless and starving, but because he's a bored rich kid, secretly dreaming of letting the world know that he's a 240 lbs woman named Edna who loves cats, angel figurines, and using her bedazzler.
 
2011-10-31 10:51:54 AM
I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music
 
2011-10-31 10:52:03 AM
I like everything about that car except for the Batman motif.
 
2011-10-31 10:56:36 AM

BreezyWheeze: Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?

LOL that was my thought as well.

"OMG justin bieber did gay porn?!"

"ew wait isn't he like 14?!"


Justin Bieber becomes ages two years, travels back in time to the early 00's and does Brent Corrigan's underaged stuff, then travels back in time again to become Zac Efron, who travels back in time even further to become Rachel Maddow.
 
2011-10-31 10:56:59 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music


It's a waste of time to hate on a 17 year old walking ad campaign. Kid should spend his money in good health, and he should spend it exactly on the kind of sh*t a 17 year old boy with disposable income would. Personally, if I had been super rich when I was a teenager, and wanted a geeky yet awesome novelty car, I would have bought one of these:

t2.gstatic.com
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-31 11:01:46 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music


Because he makes Lance Bass look like GG Allen.
 
2011-10-31 11:05:33 AM
Pfff. I'd probably be jealous if it were someone who's personality was enhanced by such a car. Justin Beiber looks more at home with a chrome-plated scooter or a neon green Ford Focus than anything as cool as a murdered-out Caddy with a booster seat.
 
2011-10-31 11:07:06 AM

thamike: Personally, if I had been super rich when I was a teenager, and wanted a geeky yet awesome novelty car, I would have bought one of these:


But without the electric blower, preferably. I always did love that car, though.
 
2011-10-31 11:08:10 AM

Slaxl: Wait, so now not being all familiar with cartoons and comic books is cause for disdain? When did that switch?


It only applies to articles posted in the Geek tab.
 
2011-10-31 11:09:10 AM
Death_Poot: I bet in about 3 months he goes "what the hell was I thinking?!" and gets the emblems removed.


Or more likely just parks it in one of the many garages at one of his many homes in one of many cities around the world. I don't exactly see young Master Bieber needing to re-furb a vehicle because he's tired of it. This will eventually be sold by his estate trustee decades from now, like some of Michael Jackson's oddball stuff.
 
2011-10-31 11:18:58 AM
I don't care if he owned a functional time traveling Delorean. Justin Bieber still doesn't belong under the geek tab.
 
2011-10-31 11:22:17 AM
I too am baffled by all the hate. Jealous much?

If I were 17 and as rich as him I would totally have done the same thing. Good for him. Live the life kiddo, wish I was you!
 
2011-10-31 11:30:23 AM
So, someone charged him $10K to that to a shiat car.

\OK, it is still stupid.
 
2011-10-31 11:34:51 AM
www.faniq.com
Bieber having a batmobile is forbidden! Bieber having a batmobile has always been forbidden!

/Hot
//and my first
 
2011-10-31 11:38:45 AM
Dump all that Batman shiat on the car, and just give me the matte black CTS-V. That is one bad ass ride.
/I hope the boy drives a manual at least
 
2011-10-31 11:59:03 AM
As much as I hate the Biber and believe that it will be a joyful day for all of humanity when some real gangbanger shoots him in the face for being a poser little shiathead, I say let the kid waste all his money on insignificant and ridiculous crap like this. Keep feeding his young ego until he begins the slow self-destruction that we have enjoyed watching in so many other child stars. Watching LiLo do it has provided plenty of pop-media entertainment, and I bet watching the Canadian Twink turn into a drug-addled train wreck will be even better.
 
2011-10-31 12:05:45 PM
Is this the thread in which farkers baptize that vanilla back-gash? Farkers got wood for Bie... ber butt.
 
2011-10-31 12:21:29 PM
You call that a Batmobile?

media.mmgcommunity.topscms.com
This a Batmobile.

Link (new window)
 
2011-10-31 12:41:34 PM
That little Bieber got his own jet airplane
That little Bieber he's a millionaire

/yeah, buddy-- that's his own hair
 
2011-10-31 01:03:22 PM
Why would you put $50 worth of spray paint on a car that already looks great stock?
 
2011-10-31 01:04:49 PM
Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.
 
2011-10-31 01:08:09 PM

Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.


While it certainly can work, it needs to be done on the right car. A 60's muscle car, for example, could pull off the matte black look. Modern cars, by and large, just look wrong with it. Motorcycles can pull it off, though at this point it's becoming the new Dentist Red.
 
2011-10-31 01:34:25 PM

bulok: I too am baffled by all the hate. Jealous much?
If I were 17 and as rich as him I would totally have done the same thing. Good for him. Live the life kiddo, wish I was you!


He also farks Selena Gomez in his fancy cars. What a loser.
 
2011-10-31 01:40:27 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music


I don't hate him and I really can't speak for anyone else; but, back when I was still (genuinely) at the "what's a Justin Bieber?" stage, a giant advert for his things (concerts? singles? I don't know) was put up at the top of Tottenham Court Road - big picture of him looking moody.

I don't think I've seen anyone more punchable.

You just could never get sick of smacking him in the face with a shovel.
 
2011-10-31 01:41:28 PM
BRB, got to install microwave ovens
 
2011-10-31 01:44:03 PM
I could possibly see owning a "real" Batmobile and trucking it around to car shows, but having your car slightly modified with Batman logos and driving it around is just lame.
 
2011-10-31 02:05:02 PM
Bieber.............still gay..............Gomez is his cover since she is a lesbian!
 
2011-10-31 02:17:35 PM
Let's see..."BATMOBILE" spelled out in Schumacker-era Bat-font™...yup, super-gay.
 
2011-10-31 02:22:52 PM

LectertheChef: Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.

While it certainly can work, it needs to be done on the right car. A 60's muscle car, for example, could pull off the matte black look. Modern cars, by and large, just look wrong with it. Motorcycles can pull it off, though at this point it's becoming the new Dentist Red.


Yeah, I've seen a few matte black Nissan GT-Rs, some MB roadsters, some Porsche 911s and even a Cayenne around here, and they just don't look good.

The GT-R, which is the only JDM car that I like, just looks horrible in matte black. It doesn't even appear to be a factory color, so they do it after the fact.
 
2011-10-31 02:23:21 PM

Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.


lecinemadechacha.hautetfort.com

YEAH!! PEARLESCENT, HOMES!
 
2011-10-31 02:25:46 PM

Nexzus: LectertheChef: Nexzus: Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.

While it certainly can work, it needs to be done on the right car. A 60's muscle car, for example, could pull off the matte black look. Modern cars, by and large, just look wrong with it. Motorcycles can pull it off, though at this point it's becoming the new Dentist Red.

Yeah, I've seen a few matte black Nissan GT-Rs, some MB roadsters, some Porsche 911s and even a Cayenne around here, and they just don't look good.

The GT-R, which is the only JDM car that I like, just looks horrible in matte black. It doesn't even appear to be a factory color, so they do it after the fact.


www.ford-taurus.org

Matte black is pretty much the ONLY thing a 1987 Ford Taurus could pull off.
 
2011-10-31 02:43:59 PM
You're just jealous cuz he is talented and beautiful
 
2011-10-31 02:51:10 PM
You need a squarish car to pull off matte black

www.lotustalk.com

/Sports cars are better with a shine to show off their curves.
 
2011-10-31 03:24:45 PM

lordargent: You need a squarish car to pull off matte black

[www.lotustalk.com image 640x426]

/Sports cars are better with a shine to show off their curves.


whollysblog.com

Yes. But then...

pictures.topspeed.com
www.iconographystudios.net

I kinda dig it.
 
2011-10-31 03:39:52 PM
You're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be, "I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but now it rides around in a techno-pimped black Caddy."
 
2011-10-31 03:40:44 PM
red5ish:I could possibly see owning a "real" Batmobile and trucking it around to car shows, but having your car slightly modified with Batman logos and driving it around is just lame.

Really? Really?!
 
2011-10-31 03:48:20 PM
Hmm... "twink"..."punk"... "underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on"..."lithe"... I think I finally figured out the Bieber hate. This website has the most uncomfortable boner right now.
 
2011-10-31 03:58:51 PM
files.sharenator.com
 
2011-10-31 04:30:04 PM

DJAkeeba: Hmm... "twink"..."punk"... "underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on"..."lithe"... I think I finally figured out the Bieber hate. This website has the most uncomfortable boner right now.


Fark always has an uncomfortable boner. It's how we roll.
 
2011-10-31 05:15:32 PM

DJAkeeba: Hmm... "twink"..."punk"... "underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on"..."lithe"... I think I finally figured out the Bieber hate. This website has the most uncomfortable boner right now.


Let's throw in the word gunsel, too
 
2011-10-31 05:16:15 PM
www.carbonfibergear.com
 
2011-10-31 05:22:03 PM
I'm prediciting a Michael Jackson full proton reversal for this little twerp, and he becomes a totally black woman before he's done.

/Sha mon...
 
2011-10-31 05:30:12 PM

thamike: lordargent: You need a squarish car to pull off matte black

[www.lotustalk.com image 640x426]

/Sports cars are better with a shine to show off their curves.

[whollysblog.com image 640x400]

Yes. But then...

[pictures.topspeed.com image 460x305]
[www.iconographystudios.net image 640x426]

I kinda dig it.


That GT is absolutely beautiful.

First thought of seeing the Beib leaning against the Caddy was 'too much car'. Ten to one we hear it being wrapped around a light pole before too long.
 
2011-10-31 05:37:34 PM
My contribution
starcarcentral.files.wordpress.com
hot
 
2011-10-31 05:57:49 PM
Painting it flat black and putting some logo's on it does not make it a 'Batmobile'. If it did, then my 1985 650 Honda Night Hawk would have been a Harley.
 
2011-10-31 06:07:55 PM

TedNigma: Painting it flat black and putting some logo's on it does not make it a 'Batmobile'. If it did, then my 1985 650 Honda Night Hawk would have been a Harley.


www.nextconceptcars.com

You gotta have the fins too, dawg
 
2011-10-31 06:30:30 PM
Good call on the img1.fark.net tag subby! It reminds me of the good advice I just didn't take.
 
2011-10-31 07:15:28 PM
I think everyone in this thread is pissed that Bieber can still get laid while owning the/a Batmobile.
 
2011-10-31 07:43:41 PM
I'd really only expect a 17 year old to think a Batman car was cool or something that people should own.
 
2011-10-31 08:03:57 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd really only expect a 17 year old to think a Batman car was cool or something that people should own.


Batman isn't 17 and he owns one. Are you gonna argue with batman?
 
2011-10-31 08:21:42 PM
I'm not clicking that link.
Fark justin beeber and his fruity little shiatmobile.

what the hell am I even doing here?

GOD DAMN IT
 
2011-10-31 08:48:58 PM
No one in here is jealous, no one in here is a hater. Get real. I have more faith in my fellow Farkers than to think they'd be jealous of a 17-year-old girly boy from Canada.
 
2011-10-31 08:59:46 PM
justkramer.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-10-31 09:31:39 PM
So much seething jealousy in this thread. Take the logos off and it's still a cool
looking car. Even if it is a GM product albeit customized.
 
2011-10-31 10:48:45 PM
If being Justin Bieber is the cost, the price is too high.
 
2011-10-31 11:00:51 PM
I can't wait till Bieber's draft number comes up.

/this time I'm Jody
 
2011-10-31 11:43:42 PM
Real close to a Bat-Mobile: 1959 Imperial Coupe. Or, alternatively, '58 DeSoto.
 
2011-10-31 11:48:56 PM
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
 
2011-11-01 12:56:59 AM

Second Try: And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?


very nice
 
2011-11-01 03:29:43 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Real close to a Bat-Mobile: 1959 Imperial Coupe. Or, alternatively, '58 DeSoto.


59 impala hardtop works, too.

/and yeah. .we're all jealous. what are you, 12?
//not YOU you, but the the other biebasstroholes
 
2011-11-01 07:23:45 AM
Here, all better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDD-IKn_UDs
 
2011-11-01 08:01:35 AM
i49.tinypic.com

Meh, Ovechkin did it first/better.

/go CAPS!
 
2011-11-01 09:46:48 AM
Seeing him in front of it and the likely effect on preteen girls, it's fair to saythis batmobile lost a squeal
 
2011-11-01 10:09:29 AM

BlueLouBoyle: [i49.tinypic.com image 486x318]

Meh, Ovechkin did it first/better.

/go CAPS!


Is that at the Galleria?
 
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