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(Geekologie)   If you think you hated Justin Bieber before, the little twink bastard has a goddam Batmobile   (geekologie.com) divider line 93
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2011-10-31 08:48:31 AM
"WHAT ARE YOU?..."
"i'm batman"*


* - said in pathetic girly voice
 
2011-10-31 09:24:49 AM
You know how I know that subby is gay?
 
2011-10-31 09:52:14 AM
Oh. It's just a regular Batman-themed car.

I thought the little punk bought a Tumbler or the Batmobile from the Burton films.
 
2011-10-31 10:17:55 AM
I find his choice of clothes more irksome than his car.
 
2011-10-31 10:19:03 AM
Crap! I wish I had thought of that. I could have had a Batmobile first.
 
2011-10-31 10:21:07 AM

Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?


To be fair roughly 1/2 of the people who hang out in the real Batmobile are underaged twinks.

29.media.tumblr.com

Ooo Mr. Grayson Ooo Ooo
 
2011-10-31 10:21:57 AM
fail if it's not this...

fusedfilm.com
 
2011-10-31 10:21:59 AM
I need to get the infamous Coloradan mountain-dweller "Batman" on this. He'll beat the shiat out of anyone (with a bat, of course) for about a grand. The irony would be... grand.

/sets up paypal acct
 
2011-10-31 10:24:57 AM
Beiber is old enough to drive?
 
2011-10-31 10:25:11 AM
Before clicking that link I was muttering "If the bastard has a Tumbler, kill him and take it" over and over.
 
2011-10-31 10:25:32 AM
Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing
 
2011-10-31 10:26:40 AM
You called that Batmobile? Granted the car is sweet and I won't ever be able to afford it, that's a very mild modification. They just slapped some Batman stuffs on the trunk and call it a day.
 
2011-10-31 10:27:18 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-31 10:29:16 AM
WHO CARES
 
2011-10-31 10:29:24 AM
media.giantbomb.com
 
2011-10-31 10:29:36 AM

cgraves67: Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing


This. If you ignore the stupid Batman logos n such, it's actually a pretty awesome car. I thought the suicide doors were a nice touch.
 
mhd
2011-10-31 10:30:40 AM
Okay, now I see a possible solution: Some interviewer should slowly and carefully steer the conversation towards comics geekery. Then keep Bieber talking about it as long as possible.

Extrapolating from personal experience, I can see millions of tweens all over the world blinking into the sunlight, wondering what spell just broke...

/Or, well, he'll admit that he just saw the movies and liked someone rapping about Batman
 
2011-10-31 10:32:03 AM

cgraves67: Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing


what if copying other things is yourself?

Chameleons can't be cool?
 
2011-10-31 10:33:41 AM

Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?


LOL that was my thought as well.

"OMG justin bieber did gay porn?!"

"ew wait isn't he like 14?!"
 
2011-10-31 10:36:49 AM
What a waste of a good car.

I bet in about 3 months he goes "what the hell was I thinking?!" and gets the emblems removed.
 
2011-10-31 10:37:18 AM
So does that make him.... the Goddamn Bieber?
 
2011-10-31 10:40:28 AM

mhd: Or, well, he'll admit that he just saw the movies and liked someone rapping about Batman


Yeah, I'd wager that he is completely unaware of the origins of the character, never mind actually having read any of the back-story.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:09 AM
Slapping a batman logo on your car doesn't make it a batmobile.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:16 AM
Maybe some psychotic criminal super-villain will see the car and go all "why so serious" on the Beibs ... do us all a favor.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:18 AM
Wow a murdered out Caddy with a batman logo on the grille.

This shiat is on the wrong tab.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:22 AM

PonceAlyosha: Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?

To be fair roughly 1/2 of the people who hang out in the real Batmobile are underaged twinks.

[29.media.tumblr.com image 500x638]

Ooo Mr. Grayson Ooo Ooo


BreezyWheeze: Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?

LOL that was my thought as well.

"OMG justin bieber did gay porn?!"

"ew wait isn't he like 14?!"


I was kind of joking, but it's the fact that he used the word 'twink.' I've only ever heard gay men ever use that term, and usually to describe the stereotype of members of the gay community that are young and lithe looking.
 
2011-10-31 10:45:32 AM

CCCarnie: cgraves67: Cadillac CTS-V: cool
Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super cool
Matte Black Cadillac CTS-V coupe: super ultra cool
wanna-be batmobile: how 'bout no
wanna-be batmobile with a little wanker leaning on it: HULK SMAshia

the epitomy of style is to be yourself and imitate nothing

This. If you ignore the stupid Batman logos n such, it's actually a pretty awesome car. I thought the suicide doors were a nice touch.


Too bad it's completely wasted on some worthless little twat
 
2011-10-31 10:48:12 AM

wmoonfox: mhd: Or, well, he'll admit that he just saw the movies and liked someone rapping about Batman

Yeah, I'd wager that he is completely unaware of the origins of the character, never mind actually having read any of the back-story.


Wait, so now not being all familiar with cartoons and comic books is cause for disdain? When did that switch?
 
2011-10-31 10:49:52 AM
I figure in 5 years, he's broke and the subject of a 'where are they now?' special on the e network.
 
2011-10-31 10:50:13 AM
The last picture, of him leaning on the car, made me LOL. He looked like some underage boy hoping to find some older man to perform sexual favors on in exchange for a box of pop tarts and a six pack of mountain dew. Not because he's homeless and starving, but because he's a bored rich kid, secretly dreaming of letting the world know that he's a 240 lbs woman named Edna who loves cats, angel figurines, and using her bedazzler.
 
2011-10-31 10:51:54 AM
I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music
 
2011-10-31 10:52:03 AM
I like everything about that car except for the Batman motif.
 
2011-10-31 10:56:36 AM

BreezyWheeze: Cythraul: You know how I know that subby is gay?

LOL that was my thought as well.

"OMG justin bieber did gay porn?!"

"ew wait isn't he like 14?!"


Justin Bieber becomes ages two years, travels back in time to the early 00's and does Brent Corrigan's underaged stuff, then travels back in time again to become Zac Efron, who travels back in time even further to become Rachel Maddow.
 
2011-10-31 10:56:59 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music


It's a waste of time to hate on a 17 year old walking ad campaign. Kid should spend his money in good health, and he should spend it exactly on the kind of sh*t a 17 year old boy with disposable income would. Personally, if I had been super rich when I was a teenager, and wanted a geeky yet awesome novelty car, I would have bought one of these:

t2.gstatic.com
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-31 11:01:46 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I've given up on asking "Why all the hate against Justin Beiber?" Even those who hate him with a passion won't give an honest, logical reason for hating him.

/is not a fan of his genre of music


Because he makes Lance Bass look like GG Allen.
 
2011-10-31 11:05:33 AM
Pfff. I'd probably be jealous if it were someone who's personality was enhanced by such a car. Justin Beiber looks more at home with a chrome-plated scooter or a neon green Ford Focus than anything as cool as a murdered-out Caddy with a booster seat.
 
2011-10-31 11:07:06 AM

thamike: Personally, if I had been super rich when I was a teenager, and wanted a geeky yet awesome novelty car, I would have bought one of these:


But without the electric blower, preferably. I always did love that car, though.
 
2011-10-31 11:08:10 AM

Slaxl: Wait, so now not being all familiar with cartoons and comic books is cause for disdain? When did that switch?


It only applies to articles posted in the Geek tab.
 
2011-10-31 11:09:10 AM
Death_Poot: I bet in about 3 months he goes "what the hell was I thinking?!" and gets the emblems removed.


Or more likely just parks it in one of the many garages at one of his many homes in one of many cities around the world. I don't exactly see young Master Bieber needing to re-furb a vehicle because he's tired of it. This will eventually be sold by his estate trustee decades from now, like some of Michael Jackson's oddball stuff.
 
2011-10-31 11:18:58 AM
I don't care if he owned a functional time traveling Delorean. Justin Bieber still doesn't belong under the geek tab.
 
2011-10-31 11:22:17 AM
I too am baffled by all the hate. Jealous much?

If I were 17 and as rich as him I would totally have done the same thing. Good for him. Live the life kiddo, wish I was you!
 
2011-10-31 11:30:23 AM
So, someone charged him $10K to that to a shiat car.

\OK, it is still stupid.
 
2011-10-31 11:34:51 AM
www.faniq.com
Bieber having a batmobile is forbidden! Bieber having a batmobile has always been forbidden!

/Hot
//and my first
 
2011-10-31 11:38:45 AM
Dump all that Batman shiat on the car, and just give me the matte black CTS-V. That is one bad ass ride.
/I hope the boy drives a manual at least
 
2011-10-31 11:59:03 AM
As much as I hate the Biber and believe that it will be a joyful day for all of humanity when some real gangbanger shoots him in the face for being a poser little shiathead, I say let the kid waste all his money on insignificant and ridiculous crap like this. Keep feeding his young ego until he begins the slow self-destruction that we have enjoyed watching in so many other child stars. Watching LiLo do it has provided plenty of pop-media entertainment, and I bet watching the Canadian Twink turn into a drug-addled train wreck will be even better.
 
2011-10-31 12:05:45 PM
Is this the thread in which farkers baptize that vanilla back-gash? Farkers got wood for Bie... ber butt.
 
2011-10-31 12:21:29 PM
You call that a Batmobile?

media.mmgcommunity.topscms.com
This a Batmobile.

Link (new window)
 
2011-10-31 12:41:34 PM
That little Bieber got his own jet airplane
That little Bieber he's a millionaire

/yeah, buddy-- that's his own hair
 
2011-10-31 01:03:22 PM
Why would you put $50 worth of spray paint on a car that already looks great stock?
 
2011-10-31 01:04:49 PM
Never was a fan of matte black on cars. Guess I like 'em shiny.
 
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