FTA- "I told her that was OK except she had not gone to the store, instead she was out violating her probation requirements to have sex," the report states.


Sounds like she was going to great lengths to live up to her probation requirements, to me.

FTA: A woman accused of violating her probation requirements to have sex

Judges can do that??

She was required by probation to have sex? WTF? Why can't I live in these sorts of trashy areas?

nopokerface: FTA- "I told her that was OK except she had not gone to the store, instead she was out violating her probation requirements to have sex," the report states.


Sounds like she was going to great lengths to live up to her probation requirements, to me.

They said the same thing twice in that article. That's some bad writing, Lou.

A woman accused of violating her probation requirements to have sex ...

With I'd hit it photo

That's fine, you go right ahead, horny subby. I think I'll pass on Miss Methface, there.

this is the photo the writer chose for his blog. while i'm glad that they do, why do pedophiles always make themselves so easy to spot?

Coitus?

Jake Havechek: Coitus?

No thanks, I gave at the office.

nopokerface: FTA- "I told her that was OK except she had not gone to the store, instead she was out violating her probation requirements to have sex," the report states.


Sounds like she was going to great lengths to live up to her probation requirements, to me.

Not once, but twice the article seems to state that having sex was required as part of her probation. So either the journalist is illiterate (very likely) or I need to find out what offense one must commit in order to be so sentenced.

Copulation situation.

Another Wil Greenlee classic. God love him.

She gots da crazy eyes.

I'm guilty, convict me too!

dave1y: Copulation situation.

Another Wil Greenlee classic. God love him.

Is it unfair to call him the Wampler of TCPalm? It is? I don't care.

He's the Wampler of TCPalm.

Fornicating? Copulation Situation?

Sounds like someone is a complete puritan about sex. Even to the extent that they'll eventually be arrested for soliciting sex in a public place someday.

yaz Syphis: Looks llike she has been rode hard and put away wet to many times

That's a bold statement.

MoonPirate: Noriega had a daughter?

done in two

Journalism seems to be slipping in FLA.

JasonOfOrillia: Fornicating? Copulation Situation?

Sounds like someone is a complete puritan about sex. Even to the extent that they'll eventually be arrested for soliciting sex in a public place someday.

Probably wants to show off his vocabulary. Honestly, if he had used "Corolla coitus case," I'd have been amused, but he was too verbose.

Eh. Meth head.

No telling what diseases are there.

I'd hit it alright...with a stick!!!

/Shudders

FTA: "McFadden said she was living at a halfway house at an address in the 200 block of Northeast Airoso Boulevard and that a house manager allowed her to go to the store. "I told her that was OK except she had not gone to the store, instead she was out violating her probation requirements to have sex," the report states."


It's tough to go all the way in a halfway house.

Yomoxu: JasonOfOrillia: Fornicating? Copulation Situation?

Sounds like someone is a complete puritan about sex. Even to the extent that they'll eventually be arrested for soliciting sex in a public place someday.

Probably wants to show off his vocabulary. Honestly, if he had used "Corolla coitus case," I'd have been amused, but he was too verbose.

Looks like she already got hit.

By an ice pick.


A lot.

Hit it? Maybe without the pock marks and if either of her eyes was similar to the other. There are more conditions than that, but I'm a shallow f*cker and those are the two I can see from the photo, so we'll start there.

"What could be called the case of coitus in a Corolla went down about ..."

Well, since the cop stopped them I would say it's a case of coitus interruptus

So she was farked in an uncomfortable place?

BigLuca: "What could be called the case of coitus in a Corolla went down about ..."

Well, since the cop stopped them I would say it's a case of coitus interruptus

How about "Corollas Interruptus" ?

The caring- I have none.

Jake Havechek: Coitus?


Don't be fatuous, Jacob.

Meh she might clean up ok. Mugshots (new window)

Ceiling Moran: yaz Syphis: Looks llike she has been rode hard and put away wet to many times

That's a bold statement.

^{I think this statement is super.}

Looks like she was one of Dick Cheney's hunting partners.

Yeah I would hit it.

with some proactive!

Really, subby? Meth scars and all? She's all yours.

Gosh, darn you, methfabs, clean your product! Get a roro-vap for those solvent traces, use a carbonate wash to get residual lye. My daddy sold pharma speed back in the 'Valley of the Dolls' era, semi-legitimately. I don't remember any of his clients gettin' zitsl

//Yeah, I know.
//The 'dolls' were 'barbs.

//Speed sux, who needs more anxiety?

fireclown: Jake Havechek: Coitus?


Don't be fatuous, Jacob.

She fixes the cable?

Bhruic: FTA: A woman accused of violating her probation requirements to have sex

Judges can do that??

If the judge know they have AIDS, then yes.

Bhruic: FTA: A woman accused of violating her probation requirements to have sex

Judges can do that??

Penis Pump Judge can. Vote for Penis Pump Judge.

//That woman probably stole a penis pump. Penis.

Mr. Right: nopokerface: FTA- "I told her that was OK except she had not gone to the store, instead she was out violating her probation requirements to have sex," the report states.


Sounds like she was going to great lengths to live up to her probation requirements, to me.

Not once, but twice the article seems to state that having sex was required as part of her probation. So either the journalist is illiterate (very likely) or I need to find out what offense one must commit in order to be so sentenced.

More likely is that the 'journalist' was bored and trying to make a FARK-worthy joke.

/needs more practice

Hmmm... She looks like Britney Spears to me...

// nasty skank hos is all I see!

wambu: Mr. Right: nopokerface: FTA- "I told her that was OK except she had not gone to the store, instead she was out violating her probation requirements to have sex," the report states.


Sounds like she was going to great lengths to live up to her probation requirements, to me.

Not once, but twice the article seems to state that having sex was required as part of her probation. So either the journalist is illiterate (very likely) or I need to find out what offense one must commit in order to be so sentenced.

More likely is that the 'journalist' was bored and trying to make a FARK-worthy joke.

/needs more practice

Wow. You may well be correct. Does that say anything positive about the state of journalism? Also, I'm crushed that it is extremely unlikely that there exists a crime for which the punishment is mandatory sex.

Mini Ditka: JonnyG: Maybe without the pock marks and if either of her eyes was similar to the other.


Hmmmmm......


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OK, OK, so I was wrong. Thanks for clearing that up, though. I mean... at least in digital form. Now, if someone would just get the woman an application pad and some Clearasil or something... I mean, come on...

Terrydatroll: How about "Corollas Interruptus" ?

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