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Uncle Wiggly

2011-10-31 07:07:35 AM

No, no, no. don't do this, I beg of you. The guy inside it (2:03) looks kinda intense, and I wouldn't want him haunting me. He's like the "Up With People" version of Rubberman from American Horror Story.

siyuntz

2011-10-31 07:25:54 AM

I really hope this isn't another pregnancy thread

DarthBrooks

2011-10-31 07:53:36 AM

Do not trust the pusher robot.
He is malfunctioning.

Ceiling Moran

2011-10-31 08:23:14 AM

Good farkin' gawd. Mummenschanz is back?

Mayhem of the Black Underclass

2011-10-31 08:27:56 AM

20 yards of fabric, 300 ft of 12 gauge spring steel = $1 million dollars? I am in the wrong business.

jfarkinB

2011-10-31 08:33:56 AM

The costume, which is listed as being located in Florida, rainbow coloured in the same style as the classic eighties toy.

I suppose I'll have to get used to this sort of thing, as twits-turned-bloggers-turned-"reporters" continue to displace reporters and editors who are aware of the 1950s.

Shakespeare's Monkey

2011-10-31 08:36:43 AM

jfarkinB: The costume, which is listed as being located in Florida, rainbow coloured in the same style as the classic eighties toy.

I suppose I'll have to get used to this sort of thing, as twits-turned-bloggers-turned-"reporters" continue to displace reporters and editors who are aware of the 1950s.

Well, it's not news.

skinink

2011-10-31 08:37:09 AM

Why is that Slinky not wearing pants or underwear?

RamboFrog

2011-10-31 08:40:31 AM

Willing to oblige

Guidette Frankentits

2011-10-31 08:42:55 AM

Is this about outlawing abortion?

RTFA

Not bad.

Tegro

2011-10-31 09:02:40 AM

We are here to protect you.
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

BurnShrike

2011-10-31 09:04:09 AM

vudukungfu

2011-10-31 09:28:13 AM

I used to work with a gal I called slinky.
Because she was fun for girls and boys.

And because I wanted to push her up the stairs.

vook

2011-10-31 09:32:22 AM

If you showed me that video and told me it cost 10,000 dollars, I'd kick you in the groin. 100 g's draws blood. I'm pretty sure a cool mill gets all deathy. It's quaint and fun to watch, but a million bucks!!!

doglover

2011-10-31 09:34:03 AM

imfallen_angel

2011-10-31 09:34:28 AM

1 million.. way too much, but awesome costume... could be a new workout craze, and I'd love to see how he does some of those maneuvers.

Halt Die Schnauze

2011-10-31 09:47:19 AM

Easily one of the coolest costumes I've ever seen. And the guy that jumps out at the end of the video looks strangely like Quentin Tarantino.

cbackous

2011-10-31 09:50:21 AM

siyuntz: I really hope this isn't another pregnancy thread

I was hoping it was.

but thank you anyway.

TheOtherGuy

2011-10-31 10:03:37 AM

Came to be protected from the Terrible Secret of Space, now leaving satisfied.

/Pak Chooie Unf

Gotfire

2011-10-31 10:35:13 AM

This costume is creepy as it has a very well defined butt crack.

Too Pretty For Prison

2011-10-31 10:36:25 AM

$1M would buy a lot of hookers and blow. I think I'll pass.

Thanks for the Meme-ries

2011-10-31 10:49:23 AM

TheOtherGuy: Came to be protected from the Terrible Secret of Space, now leaving satisfied.

/Pak Chooie Unf

DarthBrooks: Do not trust the pusher robot.
He is malfunctioning.

Came... Leaving.... Etc.....

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royone

2011-10-31 11:10:59 AM

DirkTheDaring

2011-10-31 11:12:25 AM

DirkTheDaring

2011-10-31 11:14:40 AM

HailRobonia

2011-10-31 11:26:12 AM

That slinky totally has a camel toe.

david1963

2011-10-31 01:32:22 PM

Too Pretty For Prison:

$1M would buy a lot of hookers and blow. I think I'll pass.

THIS!

I was going to say something witty but I forgot it. Getting old is H-A-R-D!!!

Ghastly

2011-10-31 01:51:49 PM

DarthBrooks: Do not trust the pusher robot.
He is malfunctioning.

I have shoved many people!

recatana

2011-10-31 02:07:32 PM

Ceiling Moran: Good farkin' gawd. Mummenschanz is back?

[wondering if Mummenschanz is 1)behind this or 2)planning to sue whoever is]

;)

leonel

2011-10-31 05:22:25 PM

DarthBrooks: Do not trust the pusher robot.
He is malfunctioning.

Do not trust the shover robot
Shoving is the answer

FarmRaisedWinglessQuailtard

2011-10-31 07:40:13 PM

Came here for Pusher/Shover robot happiness, and leave completely satisfied.

/drops mic
//slams door