MorrisBird: Splitters!

Wait, I thought we were the Popular Front!

First Herman Cain sexually harasses two girls in 1990 because he can't go full Becki-Becki-Becki-Becki-Glenn-Glenn, and now this?

Sock Ruh Tease: First Herman Cain sexually harasses two girls in 1990 because he can't go full Becki-Becki-Becki-Becki-Glenn-Glenn, and now this?

ACORN made Mark Block smoke that cigarette while Herman Cain was fondling women off-screen.

Ahhh, the desperate attempt to destroy a black man for disagreeing with libearls is going in full swing on fark.

randomjsa: Ahhh, the desperate attempt to destroy a black man for disagreeing with libearls is going in full swing on fark.

1/10. We don't make news, we mock it. Didn't you get the memo?

randomjsa: Ahhh, the desperate attempt to destroy a black man for disagreeing with libearls is going in full swing on fark.

We don't have to, the establishment GOP that wants Romney is already doing a fine job.

coeyagi: randomjsa: Ahhh, the desperate attempt to destroy a black man for disagreeing with libearls is going in full swing on fark.

1/10. We don't make news, we mock it. Didn't you get the memo?

Obviously he is hallucinating and has GIANT BATS ON HIS HEAD!

randomjsa: Ahhh, the desperate attempt to destroy a black man for disagreeing with libearls is going in full swing on fark.

Furthermore, here is a present for you, for confusing "liberals" with "sanity".

The Congress of Racial Equality is headed by Niger Innis, who did not return calls last week. He and his father, Roy Innis, made several appearances at Wisconsin tea party events in the past.

Really? I mean, really?

Still no word on the legality of using campaign donations to fund a book tour...

/ about 90% of what goes in campaigns in the U.S. should be illegal

Philip Francis Queeg: The Congress of Racial Equality is headed by Niger Innis, who did not return calls last week. He and his father, Roy Innis, made several appearances at Wisconsin tea party events in the past.

Really? I mean, really?

When I need a way to wind down after a hard day of burning crosses, what better alcoholic refreshment than a few Nigerinnis?

randomjsa: Ahhh, the desperate attempt to destroy a black man for disagreeing with libearls is going in full swing on fark.

Philip Francis Queeg: The Congress of Racial Equality is headed by Niger Innis, who did not return calls last week. He and his father, Roy Innis, made several appearances at Wisconsin tea party events in the past.

Really? I mean, really?

The Cain campaign is trolling harder than I thought..

Philip Francis Queeg: The Congress of Racial Equality is headed by Niger Innis, who did not return calls last week. He and his father, Roy Innis, made several appearances at Wisconsin tea party events in the past.

Really? I mean, really?

Don't we all have a little Niger Innis?

Muta: Philip Francis Queeg: The Congress of Racial Equality is headed by Niger Innis, who did not return calls last week. He and his father, Roy Innis, made several appearances at Wisconsin tea party events in the past.

Really? I mean, really?

Don't we all have a little Niger Innis?

Please.

keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

keylock71: ...and don't forget, Planned Parenthood is a nefarious plot to abort black babies.

Combine that with "make 90% of their income from it" and you have statements that were not intended to be factual...

Philip J. Fry: keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

Isn't it weird that the only sane GOP candidates also believe in magic underwear?

Romney is a flip-flopper of epic proportions, and Huntsman believes in the gold standard. Their wives grow tired of their company and have ordered some sausage pizza from their local Godfather's, and Herman Cain is making the special delivery personally.

/if anyone here is a porn director, I have a script to sell

Philip J. Fry: keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

His stance on raping the environment (see Keystone project) might hurt him there.

Tyrone Slothrop: Philip J. Fry: keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

Isn't it weird that the only sane GOP candidates also believe in magic underwear?

To be fair, he's only sane in comparison to the other GOP candidates.

He stayed where he was; everyone else just got crazier.

Wow! People who run the PACs and Super PACs are corrupt! Who woulda known!

keylock71: Philip J. Fry: keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

That's true, but let's be honest... Santorum has a better chance of getting the GOP nod than Huntsman.

He probably should switch to the Democrats (as should Romney). It's pretty obvious the GOP went full on unhinged right wing nut job in '08, and has no intention of looking back.

The best republicans right now are the democrats. Time for a left party to jump in and the democrats just change their name.

keylock71: Philip J. Fry: keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

That's true, but let's be honest... Santorum has a better chance of getting the GOP nod than Huntsman.

He probably should switch to the Democrats (as should Romney). It's pretty obvious the GOP went full on unhinged right wing nut job in '08, and has no intention of looking back.

Huntsman is every bit the "tax cutz'n'deregulation will fix all our problems" lunatic that Romney is. He's just not a culture warrior.

I can at least see an Obama/Huntsman debate not devolve into "I love Jesus, why do you hate him?"/"Centrism for all". If that makes Huntsman "sane", I guess, but let's not pretend he (or Johnston, for that matter) is some kind of crypto-Democrat.

Old-world GOP of the Buckley stripe is still GOP, and their tired ideas will not help in 2011 any more than they did in 1981, 1991 or 2001.

All that frothing at the mouth in 2009 with Beckapolooza and the townhall meetings about how they're going to take our country back, and revolutionize the GOP and "repeal and replace".

... and after all that the moderate from Massachusetts, who governed as pro choice and pro gay rights, who was the friggin GODFATHER of Obamacare, wins the GOP nomination running away.

All that sound and fury over nothing.

Dammit, now I need audio of James Earl Jones on a "LIBS LIBS LIBS" screaming rant.

keylock71: NeverDrunk23: The best republicans right now are the democrats. Time for a left party to jump in and the democrats just change their name.

Pretty much... The two big parties run the spectrum from Far Right to Moderate Right.

I'd love to have a Moderate Left party as an option.

Wont happen with the media like FN screaming with how every democrat is the most liberal lib that ever liberaled.

Tyrone Slothrop: Philip J. Fry: keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

Isn't it weird that the only sane GOP candidates also believe in magic underwear?

If Gordon Gekko wore Mormon magical underwear, he would be Mitt Romney.

Even Zombie Nixon is disappoint.

Rann Xerox: Tyrone Slothrop: Philip J. Fry: keylock71: 'Course, if you took Cain's name out of that statement and replace it with pretty much any GOP candidate (Romney's probably the only exception) in the running, it would be equally true.

Huntsman, except He secretly plans to convert to a Democrat and win in 2016.

Isn't it weird that the only sane GOP candidates also believe in magic underwear?

If Gordon Gekko wore Mormon magical underwear, he would be Mitt Romney.

Michael Douglas is my 8th cousin once removed, does that mean I wear magical underwear TOO?

//would do so if it meant getting Mitt's wealth

Since the NRA was originally founded to protect KKK persecutors from their victims, this must be a liberal plot to destroy Herman Cain's presidential bid.

Big potato moths. Big ones (new window).

randomjsa: Ahhh, the desperate attempt to destroy a black man for disagreeing with libearls is going in full swing on fark.

It's Halloween. It's not too late to go as someone who's not an a$$hat.

Also, about the thread below, its funny how subby gave Bachmann a hero tag and the thread collapsed to where you cant read it.

HotIgneous Intruder: Since the NRA was originally founded to protect KKK persecutors from their victims, this must be a liberal plot to destroy Herman Cain's presidential bid.

Big potato moths. Big ones (new window).

How much derp can we squeeze into one post?

HotIgneous Intruder: Since the NRA was originally founded to protect KKK persecutors from their victims, this must be a liberal plot to destroy Herman Cain's presidential bid.

Big potato moths. Big ones (new window).

The National Restaurant Association was originally founded to protect KKK persecutors from their victims? How come I see so many rednecks sitting in Bennigan's?

Do we need to send Drew some smoke signals or something?

What's with all the motherfarking outages?