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(News.com.au)   Barmaid who threw tampon at McDonald's worker now getting prank emails, nasty phone calls, friends stringing her along   (news.com.au) divider line 85
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2011-10-31 08:14:44 AM
That's bloody disgustin', it is.
 
2011-10-31 08:15:48 AM
That's uptight, outta sight, and in the groove, man.
 
2011-10-31 08:16:24 AM
She should just go with the flow and accept her punishment, period. Instead she's making crimson waves. Poor maniacal soul.
 
2011-10-31 08:16:32 AM
Wah wah wah...STFU you bleedin' twat!
 
2011-10-31 08:16:40 AM
Show us your tits, you bint!
 
2011-10-31 08:17:54 AM
See what happens when you remove your tampon and throw it at someone?

Now she's got sand in her vagina.
 
2011-10-31 08:18:43 AM
Douchebag.
 
2011-10-31 08:20:02 AM
The confessed "27-year-old hooligan" said the tampon was only wet with cordial.


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2011-10-31 08:20:49 AM
good.
 
2011-10-31 08:21:27 AM
Suck it up!
 
2011-10-31 08:22:19 AM
Sounds like a tight spot to be in.
 
WGJ
2011-10-31 08:22:48 AM
FTFA: A BARMAID who threw a wet tampon at a McDonald's worker "for a laugh" says the drunken prank has ruined her life.

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She's got big tits, she'll survive.
 
2011-10-31 08:23:55 AM
Hey, the McRib is back!
 
2011-10-31 08:25:24 AM
We are truly a tampon-throwing crazed nation
 
2011-10-31 08:25:28 AM
what a coont
 
2011-10-31 08:26:14 AM
Wet Tampon thrown at you > Tebow
 
2011-10-31 08:26:23 AM
I bet she's seeing red now.
 
2011-10-31 08:26:39 AM
Why's everybody ragging on her so much? McDonalds worker deserved it.
 
2011-10-31 08:27:03 AM
She should just get ovary it. but instead she just keeps egging her on.
 
2011-10-31 08:28:31 AM

WGJ: FTFA: A BARMAID who threw a wet tampon at a McDonald's worker "for a laugh" says the drunken prank has ruined her life.

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She's got big tits, she'll survive.


I thought it was her dad the hulkster or maybe it was her tv show.

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2011-10-31 08:31:57 AM
Why must people be raggin' on her?
 
2011-10-31 08:34:30 AM
It will be hillarious when I throw a used condom at her. You know, for a laugh. My friends will find it funny.
 
2011-10-31 08:36:43 AM
"I have fun but I'm not a bad person."

Yes you are a bad person. You thought that was funny, "All my friends think it's hilarious," she said. "My parents have been answering the phone saying 'hello, tampon tossers'., your parents are douche bags.

But hey we understand you are 27 it is hard for an old party girl to get a quality date and you have to amuse yourself somehow. I mean the big 30 is just around the corner and then you will be old and ugly.
 
2011-10-31 08:37:41 AM
A barmaid?

Don't order the Bloody Mary.
 
2011-10-31 08:39:26 AM
Plug it up, luv.
 
2011-10-31 08:43:28 AM
A better prank would have been throwing the tampon at him and saying in a mechanical voice (Would you like fries with that?)
 
2011-10-31 08:47:48 AM

Slaves2Darkness: But hey we understand you are 27 it is hard for an old party girl to get a quality date and you have to amuse yourself somehow. I mean the big 30 is just around the corner and then you will be old and ugly.


I dunno, I think she is doing alright for a 27 year old party girl.

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2011-10-31 08:55:38 AM
She's not a bad girl, three weeks out of four.
 
2011-10-31 08:58:30 AM
Like the mildly irritated fist of Crockodile Dundee. Damn right I would. String, or not.
 
2011-10-31 09:08:12 AM

Terrydatroll: A better prank would have been throwing the tampon at him and saying in a mechanical voice (Would you like fries with that?)


...or throwing a panty liner doused with her "cordial" at victim...Sticking like an alien accepting a host.
 
2011-10-31 09:08:28 AM
Some Aussie want to explain to the rest of us that don't get it...wtf is "cordial?"

Weird mating rituals you folks have down there.
 
2011-10-31 09:08:56 AM
To be clear, the tampon was wet because it had cordial on it:

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In other words - pop (or "soda" if you're a mental defective).
 
2011-10-31 09:11:04 AM
Hey, I had a tampon in my big mac yesterday.....Hmmm, wonder if this is related. Thought my burger was a bit on the rare and bloody side at first....Opps, damn just spilt some hot coffee on myself. I need to call my lawyer.
 
2011-10-31 09:11:09 AM
i758.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-31 09:11:11 AM
I'd be impressed if she shot it out of her vajayjay.
 
2011-10-31 09:14:03 AM

skinink: It will be hillarious when I throw a used condom at her. You know, for a laugh. My friends will find it funny.


When I was 8 a friend brought a condom he found in his house into school, I opened it and upon realising it was all slimey I threw it at a friend. Much laughter was had by all, but I can only imagine the terrible fate that would befall me today.

Everyone does need to lighten up, and not compare a used condom to an unused tampon, because they are light years apart in terms of disgustingness.
 
2011-10-31 09:14:45 AM

rattchett: To be clear, the tampon was wet because it had cordial on it:

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In other words - pop (or "soda" if you're a mental defective).


Hey, there's room for both pop and soda as dialectical variants.

Coke, though, we can all agree is retarded.
 
2011-10-31 09:21:31 AM
Sounds like douchebag drama queens all around on this one. The guy is acting like she threw a live grenade at him, and she's playing the "WAHH, Poor me!" card. I'm pretty sure they'll both get over it.
 
2011-10-31 09:23:45 AM
Also:

Q: What do you do if your Kotex catches on fire?

A: Throw it on the ground and tampon it!!

Bad-dum TSSHHH!

/this joke brought to you by the year 1990
 
2011-10-31 09:25:14 AM
Tampon temper tantrum.
 
2011-10-31 09:28:28 AM

rattchett: To be clear, the tampon was wet because it had cordial on it:

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In other words - pop (or "soda" if you're a mental defective).


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2011-10-31 09:30:08 AM
I may have told this csb before, so I beg your indulgence...

I am the administrative assistant in my office, and general go-to person for... everything it seems like sometimes. Anyway, I was at work one day when a group of employees who were outside smoking start banging on my window and and gesturing me outside, looks of pure disgust on their face. I head outside and they point to bushes flanking the front door. In the bushes were two used tampons hanging there like Christmas ornaments. I couldn't leave them there because visiting clients might see, so I went inside, gloved up and grabbed some plastics bags, went back out and disentangled the offending feminine debris from the bushes. I can honestly say it was one the most disgusting things I have ever done for an employer, and definitely not in my job description. I mean, what kind of absolute skank does something like throw used tampons in the bushes? I mean my office is on a road with nothing else but other offices, it isn't like she just came out of a bathroom or something. Biatches are nasty.

/I fielded many jokes about "bloody bushes" and hazmat suits for the next few weeks.
 
2011-10-31 09:30:17 AM

AnubisMan: Slaves2Darkness: But hey we understand you are 27 it is hard for an old party girl to get a quality date and you have to amuse yourself somehow. I mean the big 30 is just around the corner and then you will be old and ugly.

I dunno, I think she is doing alright for a 27 year old party girl.

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She's been a butterface all her life, and that makeup applied with a trowel is gonna start working its damage soon.
 
2011-10-31 09:32:08 AM
Rebecca Leigh Crimmins, did she tell the judge she was having a Midol moment?
 
2011-10-31 09:34:28 AM

hobblekitty: I may have told this csb before, so I beg your indulgence...

I am the administrative assistant in my office, and general go-to person for... everything it seems like sometimes. Anyway, I was at work one day when a group of employees who were outside smoking start banging on my window and and gesturing me outside, looks of pure disgust on their face. I head outside and they point to bushes flanking the front door. In the bushes were two used tampons hanging there like Christmas ornaments. I couldn't leave them there because visiting clients might see, so I went inside, gloved up and grabbed some plastics bags, went back out and disentangled the offending feminine debris from the bushes. I can honestly say it was one the most disgusting things I have ever done for an employer, and definitely not in my job description. I mean, what kind of absolute skank does something like throw used tampons in the bushes? I mean my office is on a road with nothing else but other offices, it isn't like she just came out of a bathroom or something. Biatches are nasty.

/I fielded many jokes about "bloody bushes" and hazmat suits for the next few weeks.


Would you have the same reaction to the used condoms that litter the front entrance - hah! - to my workplace?

/Why yes, I do work next to a brothel
//Boys are just as nasty
 
2011-10-31 09:37:06 AM

rattchett: In other words - pop (or "soda" if you're a mental defective).


In my world travels "pop" is generally reserved for the parts of the nation more prone to inbreeding. Meanwhile, since the major ingredient is "soda" water, that would seem to be the more accurate description.

(Does slurping down a bottle of "pop" as you say remind you of the days when you would slurp down your pop? That would explain the preferred nomenclature.)
 
2011-10-31 09:37:33 AM
Didn't know there were so many snowflakes in Australia.
 
2011-10-31 09:40:00 AM
She is a MODELfor christ's sake! The McDonald's works should be thanking here up and down for a chance to even come close to something that touched her perfect body!

He is just a nerdy guy who does not deserve to bask in the presence of one so beautiful! Her and other model friends of course think it is funny to torment the lesser 'regular' people. It is their right!
 
2011-10-31 09:41:45 AM

rattchett: To be clear, the tampon was wet because it had cordial on it:

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In other words - pop (or "soda" if you're a mental defective).


Not quite. Cordial is a sweetened concentrate of alleged fruit juices that you add water to, like Tang. No fizz.

www.especiallyoffice.com

/Juices.
 
2011-10-31 09:41:51 AM
NOTE TO SELF:
Time travel to 1905, bet "Red Cotton Mama" in the 4th.


Note to the confused: See "The Legend of 1900" for perfect clarity, and the best movie in years.
 
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