Somebody plagiarized my Post-It note!

And people will buy this.
I has a sad.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

I'm not even sure who she is. A 'reality star', I think, but I could be mistaken.

Snooki is better looking and more interesting.

Alphax: I'm not even sure who she is. A 'reality star', I think, but I could be mistaken.

IIRC, this is the one who had so much plastic surgery on her face she now looks like a mannequin.

FitzShivering: Alphax: I'm not even sure who she is. A 'reality star', I think, but I could be mistaken.

IIRC, this is the one who had so much plastic surgery on her face she now looks like a mannequin.

Is that uncommon for reality stars? :P

Alphax: FitzShivering: Alphax: I'm not even sure who she is. A 'reality star', I think, but I could be mistaken.

IIRC, this is the one who had so much plastic surgery on her face she now looks like a mannequin.

Is that uncommon for reality stars? :P

For her age, yeah. They all get surgery of some sort, but not to her level. I saw her back in the day on 60 Minutes (I think?) or one of those other news shows not having any idea who she was, but being awful young to not be able to move her face. Of course, I may just have the wrong person, and it might be one of the other shiats from that show.

and then for my 8th plastic surgery....

The onetime 'Hills' star

Right there in the goddamn article. If you can't even be assed to RTFA to find out that, how the fark did you know enough to come in here and be so amazingly witty and clever and type 'Who?' to prove your indie hipster non-TV owning cred?

And before you ask, I don't know what the fark that is either, but A) I'm not busy being a douche about that fact, and B) there's this thing called the internet that could probably solve that amazing unanswerable mystery for you with relative ease.

As for her writing a book...meh. Skimmed the article. Something about marrying a co-star, and getting kicked off the show. I assume for the type of people who watch a show like that the amazingly small portion of the venn diagram that overlaps with people who know how to read would be interested.

LowbrowDeluxe: The onetime 'Hills' star

Right there in the goddamn article. If you can't even be assed to RTFA to find out that, how the fark did you know enough to come in here and be so amazingly witty and clever and type 'Who?' to prove your indie hipster non-TV owning cred?

And before you ask, I don't know what the fark that is either, but A) I'm not busy being a douche about that fact, and B) there's this thing called the internet that could probably solve that amazing unanswerable mystery for you with relative ease.

As for her writing a book...meh. Skimmed the article. Something about marrying a co-star, and getting kicked off the show. I assume for the type of people who watch a show like that the amazingly small portion of the venn diagram that overlaps with people who know how to read would be interested.

WTF are you going on about? If you are going to drink so early in the day,that's fine. But you shouldn't think you are at all coherent.

LowbrowDeluxe: A) I'm not busy being a douche about that fact

You sure 'bout that?

LowbrowDeluxe: The onetime 'Hills' star

Right there in the goddamn article. If you can't even be assed to RTFA to find out that, how the fark did you know enough to come in here and be so amazingly witty and clever and type 'Who?' to prove your indie hipster non-TV owning cred?

And before you ask, I don't know what the fark that is either, but A) I'm not busy being a douche about that fact, and B) there's this thing called the internet that could probably solve that amazing unanswerable mystery for you with relative ease.

As for her writing a book...meh. Skimmed the article. Something about marrying a co-star, and getting kicked off the show. I assume for the type of people who watch a show like that the amazingly small portion of the venn diagram that overlaps with people who know how to read would be interested.

Need some coffee this morning, huh?

/although, I can understand the annoyance towards hipsters thing. It gets on my nerves once in a while.

LowbrowDeluxe: The onetime 'Hills' star

Right there in the goddamn article. If you can't even be assed to RTFA to find out that, how the fark did you know enough to come in here and be so amazingly witty and clever and type 'Who?' to prove your indie hipster non-TV owning cred?

And before you ask, I don't know what the fark that is either, but A) I'm not busy being a douche about that fact, and B) there's this thing called the internet that could probably solve that amazing unanswerable mystery for you with relative ease.

As for her writing a book...meh. Skimmed the article. Something about marrying a co-star, and getting kicked off the show. I assume for the type of people who watch a show like that the amazingly small portion of the venn diagram that overlaps with people who know how to read would be interested.

Valium.

Based on the overlap between people who watched that show and people who buy books I'm sure this will do well.

Mark Ratner: LowbrowDeluxe: The onetime 'Hills' star

Right there in the goddamn article. If you can't even be assed to RTFA to find out that, how the fark did you know enough to come in here and be so amazingly witty and clever and type 'Who?' to prove your indie hipster non-TV owning cred?

And before you ask, I don't know what the fark that is either, but A) I'm not busy being a douche about that fact, and B) there's this thing called the internet that could probably solve that amazing unanswerable mystery for you with relative ease.

As for her writing a book...meh. Skimmed the article. Something about marrying a co-star, and getting kicked off the show. I assume for the type of people who watch a show like that the amazingly small portion of the venn diagram that overlaps with people who know how to read would be interested.

Is that you, Spencer?

No, it's his creepy flesh-coloured beard.

ManateeGag: is it going to be a pamphlet?

published in Pueblo Colorado

FTFA: "forced her to make bad decisions"
That is such BS. Victim-mentality BS.
She should run for office, any party

(bait)

Will it come with crayons or do you have to supply your own?

Fear the Clam: Based on the overlap between people who watched that show and people who buy books I'm sure this will do well.

Mmmmm, I dunno. The Hills has been off the air for a couple of years, and let's face it, MTV's target audience has all the attention span of a goldfish (about three to nine seconds, depending on the study). These days, if they're not "written" by Snooki or one of the Teen Moms, MTV-associated books won't sell.

Who?

/slackers

Doesn't anyone who cares already know everything there is to know about this skank?