And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

X15: And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

In case of arson.



My biggest WTF:

FTA: U.S. postal inspectors who arrived at the hospital later released the man without arrest, Ramos said.


He must be connected from on high.

FTA: "It's hard to tell what his intent was," spokesman Ramos said when asked about motive. "This guy was under the influence. You couldn't get a coherent statement out of him."

The suspect obviously didn't mind attracting attention, however.

Ramos said after authorities arrived, the man jumped back out of the postal window and climbed into the fire truck, turning on the siren.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, BANANAPHONE!

threadjackistan: X15: And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

In case of arson.

Really? Fire Departments don't do enough run padding standing around taking up space at medical calls and are responding to burglar alarms too now?

X15: threadjackistan: X15: And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

In case of arson.

Really? Fire Departments don't do enough run padding standing around taking up space at medical calls and are responding to burglar alarms too now?

0/10
That is all

Why not subby?

Sometimes crazy beckons with wild eyes and life is short.

X15: threadjackistan: X15: And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

In case of arson.

Really? Fire Departments don't do enough run padding standing around taking up space at medical calls and are responding to burglar alarms too now?

Says you.

After a bus turned left directly in front of me on a motorcycle leaving me bleeding from the spleen on the pavement I was damn glad to see that fireman's face.

They had assessed me, cut most of my gear off and had me strapped to a backboard ready for transport long before the police and ambulance showed up.

You'd rather they hung around the station shooting pool than show up at emergency scenes making their already paid for hardware and expertise available to the public?

WTF does "run padding" even mean in this context?

/they wouldn't let me push the siren button

domo_kun_sai: 0/10

Damn

I suppose you're going to have to increase his score somewhat what with me biting and all.

/trollerific

Pounding! (new window)

X15: threadjackistan: X15: And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

In case of arson.

Really? Fire Departments don't do enough run padding standing around taking up space at medical calls and are responding to burglar alarms too now?

It's common for firefighters to also be paramedics. I know, my own father was one for 20 years.

That headline sounds like something Shawn Spencer would do.

The Fire Department AND Postal Service responded? This sounds like that scene from Airplane! where they scramble every emergency vehicle...

threadjackistan: X15: And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

In case of arson.



My biggest WTF:

FTA: U.S. postal inspectors who arrived at the hospital later released the man without arrest, Ramos said.


He must be connected from on high.

Are postal inspectors able to arrest anybody ?>

Al Hashshashin: After a bus turned left directly in front of me on a motorcycle leaving me bleeding from the spleen on the pavement I was damn glad to see that fireman's face.

What kind of motorcycle was the bus driving?

/so sorry but I couldn't stop myself

Al Hashshashin: After a bus turned left directly in front of me on a motorcycle leaving me bleeding from the spleen on the pavement I was damn glad to see that fireman's face...

And what was the spleen doing on the pavement in the first place? Something like that sure could cause a wreck.

cheap_thoughts: I wonder if while throwing the brick into the building he hit a sprinkler head that caused the water flow alarm to go off. Because its not SOP for the fire department to respond to a commercial burg.

Unless someone saw the the guy and called it in.

(why yes I'm an expert)

Which is fine, because last I checked the Post Office is not a commercial building.

Al Hashshashin: Why not subby?

Sometimes crazy beckons with wild eyes and life is short.

X15: threadjackistan: X15: And the Fire Department was there, why exactly?

In case of arson.

Really? Fire Departments don't do enough run padding standing around taking up space at medical calls and are responding to burglar alarms too now?

Says you.

After a bus turned left directly in front of me on a motorcycle leaving me bleeding from the spleen on the pavement I was damn glad to see that fireman's face.

They had assessed me, cut most of my gear off and had me strapped to a backboard ready for transport long before the police and ambulance showed up.

You'd rather they hung around the station shooting pool than show up at emergency scenes making their already paid for hardware and expertise available to the public?

WTF does "run padding" even mean in this context?

/they wouldn't let me push the siren button

I'm still having trouble visualizing a bus on a motorcycle.

Was alcohol involved?

evilsofa: Al Hashshashin: After a bus turned left directly in front of me on a motorcycle leaving me bleeding from the spleen on the pavement I was damn glad to see that fireman's face.

What kind of motorcycle was the bus driving?

You don't drive a motorcycle, you ride a motorcycle...and fark you.

Biner: Al Hashshashin: After a bus turned left directly in front of me on a motorcycle leaving me bleeding from the spleen on the pavement I was damn glad to see that fireman's face...

And what was the spleen doing on the pavement in the first place? Something like that sure could cause a wreck.

You'd think it was obvious what the spleen was doing on the pavement.

It was bleeding...you know...from being ripped out of me by a bus...and fark you too!

jakrabit: I'm still having trouble visualizing a bus on a motorcycle.

You should try it from the perspective I had...under the bus with the motorcycle.

And fark you also.

I'd forgotten about all you grammar lovin', nit pickin', drunk post hatin' bastards on the Main tab.

/skulks back to the Politics tab, where farkers are friendlier
//doesn't change my opinion about the fireman hatin' dumbass
///thanks for the chuckle you farktards

StrangeQ: cheap_thoughts: I wonder if while throwing the brick into the building he hit a sprinkler head that caused the water flow alarm to go off. Because its not SOP for the fire department to respond to a commercial burg.

Unless someone saw the the guy and called it in.

(why yes I'm an expert)

Which is fine, because last I checked the Post Office is not a commercial building.

What do you think it is, residential?

*very carefully hugs Al Hashshashin and his spleen with my little tail*