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Adebisi
2011-10-30 02:27:45 PM
None of the above.
SilentStrider
2011-10-30 02:50:49 PM
Since we're so close to Halloween, I'll go with this.
Halloween in Heaven by Type O Negative
(new window)
DeathByGeekSquad
2011-10-30 02:53:10 PM
Mmm, Century Media!
Insomnium Through The Shadows.
(new window)
/from their youtube channel
/F*)#@*$ that other site
// \m/
Snapper Carr
2011-10-30 03:08:52 PM
'Tis the season for
King Diamond - The Family Ghost
Snapper Carr
2011-10-30 03:30:54 PM
Also.
The Farsot album, Insects that I mentioned a few weeks ago is out. It doesn't have anything as jaw dropping as Thematik: Trauer from their last album but it's still a pretty impressive album.
It looks like their record label actually understands how to promote their bands - they posted the whole thing on YT.
Like Flakes of Rust
(new window)
Empyrean
(new window)
Perdition
(new window)
7
(new window)
Adamantine Chains
(new window)
The Vermillion Trail
(new window)
Withdrawal
(new window)
Somnolent
(new window)
Favorite tracks so far after a few days of listening are Empyrean and Withdrawal.
SPna15
2011-10-30 03:43:06 PM
There's obviously only one correct choice:
AHHHHHHH! It's Helloweeeeeen!
Michael Kiske > Whatever you're going to post.
If you want to listen to something newer, I suggest Antichrist. Both the
Swedish thrash band
and the
Canadian black/death band
.
kab
2011-10-30 03:44:44 PM
Been listening to
Demisery
(new window) this week. Good stuff from a fellow home-studio project guy.... his latest, 'Hive of Mutation' is solid from start to finish.
Deddude9988
2011-10-30 04:12:55 PM
hmm.
clicked link
clicked black metal
clicked first video (Imperial Triumphant - Stormgod)
waited 1 minute ten seconds
BOOBS!
Sweet link
justoneznot
2011-10-30 04:20:23 PM
You know, as a metal fan I'm starting to think metal bands shouldn't do videos, because most of them are retarded. You look less scary when you try to act scary than if you did nothing at all.
sonofASDF
2011-10-30 04:40:16 PM
Ok. So where are the metal music?
saintwrathchild
2011-10-30 04:47:00 PM
Deddude9988
:
clicked first video (Imperial Triumphant - Stormgod)
+1 for bewbs
-1 for being a McRib advert
HighZoolander
2011-10-30 05:03:59 PM
This album just blows me away -
Dark Tribe - In Jeraspunta
(new window)
Dark Tribe - Iron Grave
(new window)
Dark Tribe - Burning Hate
(new window)
HighZoolander
2011-10-30 05:08:25 PM
More good stuff -
Black Hell - Storms of Jupiter
(new window)
Sarke - The Drunken Priest
(new window)
Lord Vicar - Signs of Osiris Slain
(new window; from their new album, which I can't wait for!)
casual disregard
2011-10-30 05:09:00 PM
Opeth - The Moor
(new window)
casual disregard
2011-10-30 05:13:33 PM
justoneznot
:
You know, as a metal fan I'm starting to think metal bands shouldn't do videos, because most of them are retarded. You look less scary when you try to act scary than if you did nothing at all.
I think the best metal video comes from a group which is not even metal at all:
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment
(new window)
HighZoolander
2011-10-30 05:19:48 PM
Snapper Carr
:
Also.
The Farsot album, Insects that I mentioned a few weeks ago is out. It doesn't have anything as jaw dropping as Thematik: Trauer from their last album but it's still a pretty impressive album.
It looks like their record label actually understands how to promote their bands - they posted the whole thing on YT.
Like Flakes of Rust (new window)
Empyrean (new window)
Perdition (new window)
7 (new window)
Adamantine Chains (new window)
The Vermillion Trail (new window)
Withdrawal (new window)
Somnolent (new window)
Favorite tracks so far after a few days of listening are Empyrean and Withdrawal.
I really wish more record labels / bands would do this. I can't think of a better marketing tool on the web that avoids the download issue.
groverXIII
2011-10-30 05:21:23 PM
This is just sad.
kab
:
Been listening to Demisery (new window) this week. Good stuff from a fellow home-studio project guy.... his latest, 'Hive of Mutation' is solid from start to finish.
Yeah, Keith did a bang-up job on that album. Nice to see him branch out from his usual progressive stuff.
I've been listening to the new
Sahara Surfers
album. It's not metal, but it is fantastic female-fronted stoner rock.
groverXIII
2011-10-30 05:22:56 PM
groverXIII
:
This is just sad.
Apparently Fark has issues with links from minus.com... I was referring to
this
.
Whatthefark
2011-10-30 05:23:51 PM
Did someone say Halloween music? How about a little
Black Sabbath
(new window)?
HighZoolander
2011-10-30 05:30:38 PM
Deddude9988
:
hmm.
clicked link
clicked black metal
clicked first video (Imperial Triumphant - Stormgod)
waited 1 minute ten seconds
BOOBS!
Sweet link
I can't stop watching this video -
but probably it's better muted
(new window)
SPna15
2011-10-30 05:37:03 PM
BOOBS!
Sweet link
I can't stop watching this video -
but probably it's better muted (new window)
Boobs eh?
saintwrathchild
2011-10-30 05:46:03 PM
groverXIII
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groverXIII: This is just sad.
Apparently Fark has issues with links from minus.com... I was referring to this.
Agreed. I like the categories too: Black Metal,...Megadeth, Metalcore, Metallica,...Slipknot...
HighZoolander
2011-10-30 05:55:54 PM
SPna15
:
BOOBS!
Sweet link
I can't stop watching this video -
but probably it's better muted (new window)
Boobs eh?
Whoah. I'll be in my
Iron Bunk
. (maybe just for the first half of the video...)
Solve_Et_Coagula
2011-10-30 07:28:27 PM
In related news, Immortal visits the White House!
(From
Here
) (new window)
opeth247
2011-10-30 07:32:55 PM
http://www.metalvideo.com/daylight-dies/lies-that-bind-video_4bd132937 .html#
some decent doom metal. no bewbies tho =( sorry
SilentStrider
2011-10-30 07:41:06 PM
One last one, because I farking love these guys.
Shadows Fall- Still I Rise
(new window)
SPna15
2011-10-30 07:50:29 PM
opeth247
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no bewbies tho
More breasts
, from when Satyricon didn't suck.
Leader O'Cola
2011-10-30 08:55:06 PM
epic fail.
dstanley
2011-10-30 10:21:32 PM
Muppet metal?
(new window)
farkingismybusiness
2011-10-31 12:12:51 AM
My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.
farkingismybusiness
2011-10-31 12:18:43 AM
After a couple listens, I'm really starting to dig Absu's latest.
Absu-A Song for Ea
(new window)
kingoomieiii
2011-10-31 01:33:12 AM
Dark Tranquility - Dry Run
Dark Tranquility - Single Part Of Two
. Yes, he's growling. You'll get over it.
farkingismybusiness
:
My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.
I love the shiat out of their third album, but I can't listen to anything they've done before or after that.
WeenieGuy
2011-10-31 02:30:38 AM
kingoomieiii
:
Dark Tranquility - Dry Run
Dark Tranquility - Single Part Of Two. Yes, he's growling. You'll get over it.
farkingismybusiness: My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.
I love the shiat out of their third album, but I can't listen to anything they've done before or after that.
Don't forget, Dark Tranquillity is spelled with two "L"s.
Anarchangel
2011-10-31 02:45:06 AM
Wake Up...and SMELL THE THRASH!!!
(new window)
Best video ever.
Scorpinock
2011-10-31 03:27:52 AM
Not from the list, but I've always liked
Goblin Cock
(new window).
/I probably should have worded that better.
kingoomieiii
2011-10-31 08:42:39 AM
WeenieGuy
:
kingoomieiii: Dark Tranquility - Dry Run
Dark Tranquility - Single Part Of Two. Yes, he's growling. You'll get over it.
farkingismybusiness: My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.
I love the shiat out of their third album, but I can't listen to anything they've done before or after that.
Don't forget, Dark Tranquillity is spelled with two "L"s.
I'm a slave to spellcheck.
sprawl15
2011-10-31 09:40:39 AM
It's a shame to see that
Lou Reed/Metallica's collaboration
isn't represented.
jigger
2011-10-31 11:09:26 AM
Lots of total crap on that site. But one of the videos is reminiscent of 80s german thrash like Kreator and Sodom, so shrug.
http://www.metalvideo.com/toxic-holocaust/judgement-awaits-you-video _6 6bb4d598.html
HighZoolander
2011-10-31 12:02:45 PM
jigger
:
Lots of total crap on that site. But one of the videos is reminiscent of 80s german thrash like Kreator and Sodom, so shrug.
http://www.metalvideo.com/toxic-holocaust/judgement-awaits-you-video _6 6bb4d598.html
Sodom
(new window)
Kreator
(new window)
/Toxic Holocaust are pretty good
HighZoolander
2011-10-31 05:30:05 PM
groverXIII
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groverXIII: This is just sad.
Apparently Fark has issues with links from minus.com... I was referring to this.
That is really very sad. But it's pretty amusing that the video for Imperial Triumphant is now in the top videos list.
Leader O'Cola
2011-10-31 06:21:19 PM
SPna15
:
More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.
ummm, they sucked then, too.
Leader O'Cola
2011-10-31 06:25:19 PM
Since I saw absu mentioned, I'll leave this here
Dolmen
(new window)
SPna15
2011-10-31 06:29:09 PM
Leader O'Cola
:
SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.
ummm, they sucked then, too.
They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.
Adolph Oliver Bush
2011-10-31 07:10:38 PM
sprawl15
:
It's a shame to see that Lou Reed/Metallica's collaboration isn't represented.
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Leader O'Cola
2011-10-31 07:49:56 PM
SPna15
:
Leader O'Cola: SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.
ummm, they sucked then, too.
They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.
I'd say that album was quite representative of the year norsecore jumped the shark
SPna15
2011-10-31 10:18:57 PM
Leader O'Cola
:
SPna15: Leader O'Cola: SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.
ummm, they sucked then, too.
They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.
I'd say that album was quite representative of the year norsecore jumped the shark
Whatever. I don't even like Satyricon. I just posted because boobs (also: norsecore, really?).
farkingismybusiness
2011-11-01 12:49:02 AM
Leader O'Cola
:
Since I saw absu mentioned, I'll leave this here
Dolmen (new window)
Pretty good. Sounds a lot like my friend's solo project.
/Also I'm a fan of Satyricon, even after they sold out, and I'm ok with that.
kab
2011-11-01 12:24:01 PM
Leader O'Cola
:
SPna15: Leader O'Cola: SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.
ummm, they sucked then, too.
They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.
I'd say that album was quite representative of the year norsecore jumped the shark
I'd say putting 'core' on the end of every farking genre label jumped the shark around then too.
Leader O'Cola
2011-11-01 10:10:03 PM
kab
:
I'd say putting 'core' on the end of every farking genre label jumped the shark around then too.
teehee
saintwrathchild
2011-11-01 10:48:57 PM
New
Protest the Hero video
. Not really a fan (
the band's sense of humor notwithstanding
), but this song doesn't grate me like their priors.
In other news, the guitarist for Insomnium left the band (amiably) for family reasons. In other other news, the ex-guitarist for Insomnium is also a farking surgeon. Go figure.
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