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2011-10-30 02:27:45 PM
None of the above.
 
2011-10-30 02:50:49 PM
Since we're so close to Halloween, I'll go with this.

Halloween in Heaven by Type O Negative (new window)
 
2011-10-30 02:53:10 PM
Mmm, Century Media!

Insomnium Through The Shadows. (new window)

/from their youtube channel
/F*)#@*$ that other site
// \m/
 
2011-10-30 03:08:52 PM
 
2011-10-30 03:30:54 PM
Also.

The Farsot album, Insects that I mentioned a few weeks ago is out. It doesn't have anything as jaw dropping as Thematik: Trauer from their last album but it's still a pretty impressive album.

It looks like their record label actually understands how to promote their bands - they posted the whole thing on YT.

Like Flakes of Rust (new window)

Empyrean (new window)

Perdition (new window)

7 (new window)

Adamantine Chains (new window)

The Vermillion Trail (new window)

Withdrawal (new window)

Somnolent (new window)

Favorite tracks so far after a few days of listening are Empyrean and Withdrawal.
 
2011-10-30 03:43:06 PM
There's obviously only one correct choice:

AHHHHHHH! It's Helloweeeeeen!

Michael Kiske > Whatever you're going to post.

If you want to listen to something newer, I suggest Antichrist. Both the Swedish thrash band and the Canadian black/death band.
 
kab
2011-10-30 03:44:44 PM
Been listening to Demisery (new window) this week. Good stuff from a fellow home-studio project guy.... his latest, 'Hive of Mutation' is solid from start to finish.
 
2011-10-30 04:12:55 PM
hmm.

clicked link

clicked black metal

clicked first video (Imperial Triumphant - Stormgod)

waited 1 minute ten seconds

BOOBS!

Sweet link
 
2011-10-30 04:20:23 PM
You know, as a metal fan I'm starting to think metal bands shouldn't do videos, because most of them are retarded. You look less scary when you try to act scary than if you did nothing at all.
 
2011-10-30 04:40:16 PM
Ok. So where are the metal music?
 
2011-10-30 04:47:00 PM
Deddude9988: clicked first video (Imperial Triumphant - Stormgod)

+1 for bewbs
-1 for being a McRib advert
 
2011-10-30 05:03:59 PM
This album just blows me away -


Dark Tribe - In Jeraspunta (new window)

Dark Tribe - Iron Grave (new window)

Dark Tribe - Burning Hate (new window)
 
2011-10-30 05:08:25 PM
More good stuff -

Black Hell - Storms of Jupiter (new window)

Sarke - The Drunken Priest (new window)

Lord Vicar - Signs of Osiris Slain (new window; from their new album, which I can't wait for!)
 
2011-10-30 05:09:00 PM
Opeth - The Moor (new window)
 
2011-10-30 05:13:33 PM
justoneznot: You know, as a metal fan I'm starting to think metal bands shouldn't do videos, because most of them are retarded. You look less scary when you try to act scary than if you did nothing at all.

I think the best metal video comes from a group which is not even metal at all:

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (new window)
 
2011-10-30 05:19:48 PM
Snapper Carr: Also.

The Farsot album, Insects that I mentioned a few weeks ago is out. It doesn't have anything as jaw dropping as Thematik: Trauer from their last album but it's still a pretty impressive album.

It looks like their record label actually understands how to promote their bands - they posted the whole thing on YT.

Like Flakes of Rust (new window)

Empyrean (new window)

Perdition (new window)

7 (new window)

Adamantine Chains (new window)

The Vermillion Trail (new window)

Withdrawal (new window)

Somnolent (new window)

Favorite tracks so far after a few days of listening are Empyrean and Withdrawal.


I really wish more record labels / bands would do this. I can't think of a better marketing tool on the web that avoids the download issue.
 
2011-10-30 05:21:23 PM
This is just sad.

kab: Been listening to Demisery (new window) this week. Good stuff from a fellow home-studio project guy.... his latest, 'Hive of Mutation' is solid from start to finish.

Yeah, Keith did a bang-up job on that album. Nice to see him branch out from his usual progressive stuff.

I've been listening to the new Sahara Surfers album. It's not metal, but it is fantastic female-fronted stoner rock.
 
2011-10-30 05:22:56 PM
groverXIII: This is just sad.

Apparently Fark has issues with links from minus.com... I was referring to this.
 
2011-10-30 05:23:51 PM
Did someone say Halloween music? How about a little Black Sabbath (new window)?
 
2011-10-30 05:30:38 PM
Deddude9988: hmm.

clicked link

clicked black metal

clicked first video (Imperial Triumphant - Stormgod)

waited 1 minute ten seconds

BOOBS!

Sweet link


I can't stop watching this video -

but probably it's better muted (new window)
 
2011-10-30 05:37:03 PM
BOOBS!

Sweet link

I can't stop watching this video -

but probably it's better muted (new window)



Boobs eh?
 
2011-10-30 05:46:03 PM
groverXIII: groverXIII: This is just sad.

Apparently Fark has issues with links from minus.com... I was referring to this.


Agreed. I like the categories too: Black Metal,...Megadeth, Metalcore, Metallica,...Slipknot...
 
2011-10-30 05:55:54 PM
SPna15: BOOBS!

Sweet link

I can't stop watching this video -

but probably it's better muted (new window)


Boobs eh?


Whoah. I'll be in my Iron Bunk. (maybe just for the first half of the video...)
 
2011-10-30 07:28:27 PM
In related news, Immortal visits the White House!

graphics8.nytimes.com

(From Here) (new window)
 
2011-10-30 07:32:55 PM
http://www.metalvideo.com/daylight-dies/lies-that-bind-video_4bd132937 .html#

some decent doom metal. no bewbies tho =( sorry
 
2011-10-30 07:41:06 PM
One last one, because I farking love these guys. Shadows Fall- Still I Rise (new window)
 
2011-10-30 07:50:29 PM
opeth247: no bewbies tho

a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com

More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.
 
2011-10-30 08:55:06 PM
epic fail.
 
2011-10-30 10:21:32 PM
Muppet metal? (new window)
 
2011-10-31 12:12:51 AM
My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.
 
2011-10-31 12:18:43 AM
After a couple listens, I'm really starting to dig Absu's latest.

Absu-A Song for Ea (new window)
 
2011-10-31 01:33:12 AM
Dark Tranquility - Dry Run
Dark Tranquility - Single Part Of Two. Yes, he's growling. You'll get over it.

farkingismybusiness: My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.

I love the shiat out of their third album, but I can't listen to anything they've done before or after that.
 
2011-10-31 02:30:38 AM
kingoomieiii: Dark Tranquility - Dry Run
Dark Tranquility - Single Part Of Two. Yes, he's growling. You'll get over it.

farkingismybusiness: My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.

I love the shiat out of their third album, but I can't listen to anything they've done before or after that.


Don't forget, Dark Tranquillity is spelled with two "L"s.
 
2011-10-31 02:45:06 AM
Wake Up...and SMELL THE THRASH!!!(new window)

Best video ever.
 
2011-10-31 03:27:52 AM
Not from the list, but I've always liked Goblin Cock (new window).
/I probably should have worded that better.
 
2011-10-31 08:42:39 AM
WeenieGuy: kingoomieiii: Dark Tranquility - Dry Run
Dark Tranquility - Single Part Of Two. Yes, he's growling. You'll get over it.

farkingismybusiness: My favorite metal genre is Slipknot.

I love the shiat out of their third album, but I can't listen to anything they've done before or after that.

Don't forget, Dark Tranquillity is spelled with two "L"s.


I'm a slave to spellcheck.
 
2011-10-31 09:40:39 AM
It's a shame to see that Lou Reed/Metallica's collaboration isn't represented.
 
2011-10-31 11:09:26 AM
Lots of total crap on that site. But one of the videos is reminiscent of 80s german thrash like Kreator and Sodom, so shrug.

http://www.metalvideo.com/toxic-holocaust/judgement-awaits-you-video _6 6bb4d598.html
 
2011-10-31 12:02:45 PM
jigger: Lots of total crap on that site. But one of the videos is reminiscent of 80s german thrash like Kreator and Sodom, so shrug.

http://www.metalvideo.com/toxic-holocaust/judgement-awaits-you-video _6 6bb4d598.html



Sodom (new window)

Kreator (new window)

/Toxic Holocaust are pretty good
 
2011-10-31 05:30:05 PM
groverXIII: groverXIII: This is just sad.

Apparently Fark has issues with links from minus.com... I was referring to this.


That is really very sad. But it's pretty amusing that the video for Imperial Triumphant is now in the top videos list.
 
2011-10-31 06:21:19 PM
SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.

ummm, they sucked then, too.
 
2011-10-31 06:25:19 PM
Since I saw absu mentioned, I'll leave this here


Dolmen
(new window)
 
2011-10-31 06:29:09 PM
Leader O'Cola: SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.

ummm, they sucked then, too.



They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.
 
2011-10-31 07:10:38 PM
sprawl15: It's a shame to see that Lou Reed/Metallica's collaboration isn't represented.

Is this some kind of sick joke?
 
2011-10-31 07:49:56 PM
SPna15: Leader O'Cola: SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.

ummm, they sucked then, too.


They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.


I'd say that album was quite representative of the year norsecore jumped the shark
 
2011-10-31 10:18:57 PM
Leader O'Cola: SPna15: Leader O'Cola: SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.

ummm, they sucked then, too.


They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.

I'd say that album was quite representative of the year norsecore jumped the shark


Whatever. I don't even like Satyricon. I just posted because boobs (also: norsecore, really?).
 
2011-11-01 12:49:02 AM
Leader O'Cola: Since I saw absu mentioned, I'll leave this here


Dolmen (new window)


Pretty good. Sounds a lot like my friend's solo project.

/Also I'm a fan of Satyricon, even after they sold out, and I'm ok with that.
 
kab
2011-11-01 12:24:01 PM
Leader O'Cola: SPna15: Leader O'Cola: SPna15: More breasts, from when Satyricon didn't suck.

ummm, they sucked then, too.


They were average then. Which by definition is not sucking.

I'd say that album was quite representative of the year norsecore jumped the shark


I'd say putting 'core' on the end of every farking genre label jumped the shark around then too.
 
2011-11-01 10:10:03 PM
kab: I'd say putting 'core' on the end of every farking genre label jumped the shark around then too.

teehee
 
2011-11-01 10:48:57 PM
New Protest the Hero video. Not really a fan (the band's sense of humor notwithstanding), but this song doesn't grate me like their priors.

In other news, the guitarist for Insomnium left the band (amiably) for family reasons. In other other news, the ex-guitarist for Insomnium is also a farking surgeon. Go figure.
 
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