This is the greatest invention since vodka jello.

Wait... CAFFEINATED JERKY???

DO WANT!!!

BS

Found it here first at Alien Fresh Jerky.

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Pizza shrapnel can be very dangerous. (new window)

Can caffeinated bacon be far behind?

How about baconated grapefruit?

Meals Ready to Eat

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One bag

video man: Oh, and caffeine sucks. There's much better stimulants out there.

Guarana?

They're not that bad. I mean, if you weren't too attached to having bowel movements.

video man: Here. Anything you want can be caffeinated as you see it fit. ANYTHING. EVEN BACON.

Just don't add scoops of it. Use a .001g scale.

Oh, and caffeine sucks. There's much better stimulants out there.

blasphemer!
caffeine won't rot my nose out (cocaine)
caffeine won't cause me to scratch my face of (meth)
caffeine won't make me the mayor of DC (crack)

caffeine is a wonderful drug.

I joined the Army in 1986 so I had the displeasure of being introduced to MRE's with things such as the pork patty, ham and chicken loaf and frankfurter with beans. By the time I left in 1994, they had improved greatly and we had things like spaghetti and meatballs, tuna with noodles and omelet with ham. While better, there were still only a few that I could actually say that I didn't mind being stuck with.

Being the curious guy that I am, I recently bought a 3 pack of the most recent MRE's from ebay and ended up with chicken fajita, mediterranean chicken and beef brisket. I was farking amazed at how good they were as well as some of the cool things like the ration heater and hot beverage bags. Anybody serving in the military today needs to think long and hard before biatching about the MRE they're eating. They're a gourmet compared to what they used to be.

Seems the majority of food sold at Safeway, Trader Joes, etc. is basically MREs.

Rozinante: They're not that bad. I mean, if you weren't too attached to having bowel movements.



He aint got time to bleed poop.

csb: buddy's dad used to get MREs in mass volumes, our scout troop loved it. we ate those things like crazy and it formed my love and addiction to tabasco sauce.

several years later when I joined the Army, I found MRE's were the best menu option available almost anywhere. Yes, there were a couple good bases where the food was banging good, but for the most part (and anytime field work was involved) given the choice I'd take an MRE over whatever was loaded into our slop containers we took out with us.

/with the exception of breakfast. even slop bucket eggs are good with some tabasco and turpentin..er..coffee.

How about caffeinated vibrators.

/TSA, represent!

You know how I know it sucks? "Looks and tastes like an ordinary Slim Jim".

Think Geek has had this in stock in their store for well over a year. Nice.

Cafeinated jerky?

I WANTS.

When are we going to get the Vietnamese version of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice

Can dwarven battle bread be far behind?

Guidette Frankentits: Can caffeinated bacon be far behind?

How about baconated grapefruit?

Arche Duke Chocolate? Or Admiral Crunch?

ThisNameSux: I joined the Army in 1986 so I had the displeasure of being introduced to MRE's with things such as the pork patty, ham and chicken loaf and frankfurter with beans. By the time I left in 1994, they had improved greatly and we had things like spaghetti and meatballs, tuna with noodles and omelet with ham. While better, there were still only a few that I could actually say that I didn't mind being stuck with.

Being the curious guy that I am, I recently bought a 3 pack of the most recent MRE's from ebay and ended up with chicken fajita, mediterranean chicken and beef brisket. I was farking amazed at how good they were as well as some of the cool things like the ration heater and hot beverage bags. Anybody serving in the military today needs to think long and hard before biatching about the MRE they're eating. They're a gourmet compared to what they used to be.

I'm still a fan of the beef stew, with jalapeño cheese and crackers. That right there is a farking delicacy out in the field!

Vegemite: jalapeño cheese and crackers.

The cheese and crackers were always one of my favorite things. All three of mine only had the regular cheese spread, I've never tasted the jalapeno.

ThisNameSux: Vegemite: jalapeño cheese and crackers.

The cheese and crackers were always one of my favorite things. All three of mine only had the regular cheese spread, I've never tasted the jalapeno.

The jalapeño cheese is excellent. I would trade all the sweets in my MRE to get it.

ThisNameSux: I joined the Army in 1986 so I had the displeasure of being introduced to MRE's with things such as the pork patty, ham and chicken loaf and frankfurter with beans. By the time I left in 1994, they had improved greatly and we had things like spaghetti and meatballs, tuna with noodles and omelet with ham. While better, there were still only a few that I could actually say that I didn't mind being stuck with.

Being the curious guy that I am, I recently bought a 3 pack of the most recent MRE's from ebay and ended up with chicken fajita, mediterranean chicken and beef brisket. I was farking amazed at how good they were as well as some of the cool things like the ration heater and hot beverage bags. Anybody serving in the military today needs to think long and hard before biatching about the MRE they're eating. They're a gourmet compared to what they used to be.

Back then the man who got the meatballs with BBQ sauce was king. BTW, you forgot the dehydrated part on the pork patty. Went well with the foam peaches.

ImperialHazman: ThisNameSux: I joined the Army in 1986 so I had the displeasure of being introduced to MRE's with things such as the pork patty, ham and chicken loaf and frankfurter with beans. By the time I left in 1994, they had improved greatly and we had things like spaghetti and meatballs, tuna with noodles and omelet with ham. While better, there were still only a few that I could actually say that I didn't mind being stuck with.

Being the curious guy that I am, I recently bought a 3 pack of the most recent MRE's from ebay and ended up with chicken fajita, mediterranean chicken and beef brisket. I was farking amazed at how good they were as well as some of the cool things like the ration heater and hot beverage bags. Anybody serving in the military today needs to think long and hard before biatching about the MRE they're eating. They're a gourmet compared to what they used to be.

Back then the man who got the meatballs with BBQ sauce was king. BTW, you forgot the dehydrated part on the pork patty. Went well with the foam peaches.

I was just about to mention that. I was a kid when they still had the regular MRE that had dehydrated food in it. The fruit was the worst.

ImperialHazman: you forgot the dehydrated part on the pork patty

We had a guy who absolutely loved them and ate them without re-hydrating them.

Vegemite: The jalapeño cheese is excellent. I would trade all the sweets in my MRE to get it.

They also have a cheese spread with bacon in the beef patty according to the info at MREInfo.com.

Chicken Ala King was the prized MRE back in my day.

/US Army 84-88
//get off my lawn!!

ThisNameSux: Vegemite: The jalapeño cheese is excellent. I would trade all the sweets in my MRE to get it.

They also have a cheese spread with bacon in the beef patty according to the info at MREInfo.com.

Sounds delicious. Never had it that I know of.

I think we'll all agree that the single biggest advancement in MRE technology was when they started putting the little bottles of tobasco in them.

MurphyMurphy: Rozinante: They're not that bad. I mean, if you weren't too attached to having bowel movements.

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He aint got time to bleed poop.

csb: buddy's dad used to get MREs in mass volumes, our scout troop loved it. we ate those things like crazy and it formed my love and addiction to tabasco sauce.

several years later when I joined the Army, I found MRE's were the best menu option available almost anywhere. Yes, there were a couple good bases where the food was banging good, but for the most part (and anytime field work was involved) given the choice I'd take an MRE over whatever was loaded into our slop containers we took out with us.

/with the exception of breakfast. even slop bucket eggs are good with some tabasco and turpentin..er..coffee.


Hot like an all tabasco diet...

ThisNameSux: I think we'll all agree that the single biggest advancement in MRE technology was when they started putting the little bottles of tobasco in them.

Tobasco solves most food problems. The only meal I enjoyed besides MREs was breakfast. Even fake eggs for breakfast was delicious.

Vegemite: The only meal I enjoyed besides MREs was breakfast. Even fake eggs for breakfast was delicious.

I always thought that most of the T rations were good. Those were the big metal trays that had multiple servings of chicken, lasagna, roast beef and other things. The ultimate was the coffee can sized containers full of precooked bacon. We used to steal those from the mess tent and make bacon sandwiches. Delicious!

ThisNameSux: Vegemite: The only meal I enjoyed besides MREs was breakfast. Even fake eggs for breakfast was delicious.

I always thought that most of the T rations were good. Those were the big metal trays that had multiple servings of chicken, lasagna, roast beef and other things. The ultimate was the coffee can sized containers full of precooked bacon. We used to steal those from the mess tent and make bacon sandwiches. Delicious!
Ah, I was probably still drooling in my soppy cup when you were doing that. Never had c-rats. I mean we still had stores of c-rats but we never actually used them for food.