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(Great Falls Tribune)   Man files obscenity complaint over naked lady silhouette sticker on neighboring woman's car window. With picture of complaining guy posing with sticker he finds so offensive   ( greatfallstribune.com) divider line
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2011-10-30 07:28:38 PM  

loveblondieo: I can't believe this is that guy's wife.


Sandy Dennis-esque
 
2011-10-30 07:30:05 PM  

Spartan_Manhandler: loveblondieo: I can't believe this is that guy's wife.

Ah, Mormon. That explains it.


Then he should be grateful she's just a lesbian and not a negro.
 
2011-10-30 07:30:46 PM  

BullStrings: The decal in question:

[i44.tinypic.com image 300x157]



Oh, there's a profile of a nipple. Now it's all too clear.
 
2011-10-30 07:31:26 PM  
I knew this guy was Mormon when I started reading the article and saw his picture. I'm also a Mormon and I think he handled this completely wrong. He's become so myopic that he's forgotten not everyone shares his values and morales so he tries to force his upon others. I'll bet his kids are either rebellious as all get out or home schooled and completely strange.
 
2011-10-30 07:36:06 PM  
I vote we fence off Texas, round up all the fundies who are so concerned about how everybody else is living their lives, and ship them down there to live in their own little Fundieland. They can institute the Christian version of Sharia law they so desperately want, and leave the rest of us the hell alone. We better make sure the walls are good though, or I give it 6 months before they're trying to send suicide bombers up here to kill the infidels.

So, who's with me?
 
2011-10-30 07:37:59 PM  

Spartan_Manhandler: loveblondieo: I can't believe this is that guy's wife.

Ah, Mormon. That explains it.


Fundamentalists out to destroy as many people as possible. Fark them all and send them to the pits of hell
 
2011-10-30 07:38:06 PM  
Holy sheeit. Someone tell that there are naked pics on the intrawebs.

And it's obvious why she'd like the girls. Or that other fat guy with no neck.
 
2011-10-30 07:45:56 PM  
Just another M'Skin crossing the line
 
2011-10-30 07:46:38 PM  

mod3072: I vote we fence off Texas, round up all the fundies who are so concerned about how everybody else is living their lives, and ship them down there to live in their own little Fundieland. They can institute the Christian version of Sharia law they so desperately want, and leave the rest of us the hell alone. We better make sure the walls are good though, or I give it 6 months before they're trying to send suicide bombers up here to kill the infidels.

So, who's with me?


I think 99.9% of the people here in Austin would have a problem with that ;)
 
2011-10-30 07:46:41 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Fundamentalists out to destroy as many people as possible. Fark them all and send them to the pits of hell


+1, would mourn the truth of this again
 
2011-10-30 07:47:25 PM  
Don't let /b/ know about this, since they might just send him truly offensive pics.
 
2011-10-30 07:48:49 PM  
Being a silhouette, the image is indistinguishable from a woman wearing a fully opaque leotard. Such a woman could not be found in violation of a public indecency statute outside of Saudi Arabia. I'm surprised the complainant didn't conclude that his thought was illogical before he expressed it.
 
2011-10-30 07:51:27 PM  

doctx: mod3072: I vote we fence off Texas, round up all the fundies who are so concerned about how everybody else is living their lives, and ship them down there to live in their own little Fundieland. They can institute the Christian version of Sharia law they so desperately want, and leave the rest of us the hell alone. We better make sure the walls are good though, or I give it 6 months before they're trying to send suicide bombers up here to kill the infidels.

So, who's with me?

I think 99.9% of the people here in Austin would have a problem with that ;)


You can be relocated to various liberal cities like war refugees. Bonus: It is not ballz hot in the PNW.
 
2011-10-30 07:51:39 PM  

ElLoco: WhyteRaven74: I wonder if he realizes his feelings are what got Adam and Eve kicked out of the garden of Eden. People miss that part of the story, they think it's that they ate the forbidden fruit, but it wasn't that. It was the shame they felt over their bodies afterwards and how they tried to hide their nakedness that got them kicked out.

They got kicked out for disobedience... it was because they ate the apple. God said 'No.' and they ate it anyway. Shame in their bodies from having their 'eyes opened' and hiding their nakedness got their wrongdoing noticed. Life through hard labor, pain in childbirth, and removal from the Garden disallowing eating from Tree of Life were their punishments for eating the apple after eating it was forbidden to them. Personally, I would have booted both their asses out in the dirt from all the fingerpointing and tattling that ensued when questioned over what was causing them embarrassment over their own bodies.

I'm a big fan of fairy tails


And the moral of that fairy tale is that knowledge is evil, ignorance is bliss, which is why fundies tend to be the dumbest people around. or course organized religion uses that ignorance to control their followers.
 
2011-10-30 07:54:24 PM  

jasonvatch: "My upbringing dictates that the human body is a sacred thing, not something that should be put on display," Smith said.

I wonder how he feels about crucifixes?


This
 
2011-10-30 07:59:33 PM  

haeferlkafe: You live in the world with other people, some of whom might not have the same sensibilities as you. This PC business has gotten out of hand. Sure, complain, if it bothers you, but making up BS about how this and that is hurting you so bad is uncalled for. That lady looks like she can defend her right to decal whatever though, so I'm not worried for her.


Complaining about PC = the white mans victim card.
 
2011-10-30 08:01:00 PM  
Dude beats off to it every afternoon when he gets home from work. Guaranteed.
 
2011-10-30 08:01:01 PM  

BullStrings: The decal in question:

[i44.tinypic.com image 300x157]


I hope you enjoy the ban hammer for posting that vile obscenity, you godless pervert!
 
2011-10-30 08:03:23 PM  
Coming soon to a yard near this guy:

i301.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-30 08:04:23 PM  
www.glogster.com
We're gonna need a bigger armoire.
 
2011-10-30 08:05:50 PM  
Did anybody notice he ( smith ) was head of the city council 3 decades ago that tried to ban obscenity such as bookstores and movie theaters.
 
2011-10-30 08:09:04 PM  

Latinwolf: haeferlkafe: You live in the world with other people, some of whom might not have the same sensibilities as you. This PC business has gotten out of hand. Sure, complain, if it bothers you, but making up BS about how this and that is hurting you so bad is uncalled for. That lady looks like she can defend her right to decal whatever though, so I'm not worried for her.

Complaining about PC = the white mans victim card.


So pointing out someone else's victim card makes you a victim?

Interesting...
 
2011-10-30 08:09:30 PM  

Latinwolf: haeferlkafe: You live in the world with other people, some of whom might not have the same sensibilities as you. This PC business has gotten out of hand. Sure, complain, if it bothers you, but making up BS about how this and that is hurting you so bad is uncalled for. That lady looks like she can defend her right to decal whatever though, so I'm not worried for her.

Complaining about PC = the white mans victim card.


Seriously. The world would be a better place if I could just call people n****rs, f****ts and biatches like I want! For the record, you can drop n-bombs as much as you please. Just take your arsewhipping like a man [be it social or literal].
 
2011-10-30 08:09:59 PM  

haeferlkafe: You live in the world with other people, some of whom might not have the same sensibilities as you. This PC business has gotten out of hand. Sure, complain, if it bothers you, but making up BS about how this and that is hurting you so bad is uncalled for. That lady looks like she can defend her right to decal whatever though, so I'm not worried for her.


And if it were a black person complaining about a confederate flag decal?
 
2011-10-30 08:11:53 PM  

Truncheon: i find this guys attitude very much a...

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I happened to be working on a show taping with a popular country artist who thought it would be funny to sneak this in as he was waving goodbye. No one but me caught it.

Made him redo the ending outro without any hand signals - and don't ask who it was 'cause I ain't tellin'.


Smith should be careful. You never mess with the Hutt clan...
 
2011-10-30 08:12:52 PM  

vrax: Mugato: Person: Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.

There isn't enough facepalm in the world.

I didn't even know there was such a thing. WOW.

ClearPlay


Clearplay wiki:

Nissim Corp. sued ClearPlay in 2004 claiming patent infringement. The action was subsequently resolved by a settlement agreement under which Nissim granted ClearPlay a license to sell certain players that use the CustomPlay Objectionable Content Specifications.

Sooo.... they have a technology designed to censor naughty words and so on from DVDs.

And they name it in a way that can be abbreviated to COCS?
 
2011-10-30 08:14:03 PM  

doctx: mod3072: I vote we fence off Texas, round up all the fundies who are so concerned about how everybody else is living their lives, and ship them down there to live in their own little Fundieland. They can institute the Christian version of Sharia law they so desperately want, and leave the rest of us the hell alone. We better make sure the walls are good though, or I give it 6 months before they're trying to send suicide bombers up here to kill the infidels.

So, who's with me?

I think 99.9% of the people here in Austin would have a problem with that ;)


I've always wondered what we'd have to do about Austin if Texas followed through on their secession threats. Probably something akin to the Berlin airlift.
 
2011-10-30 08:14:46 PM  

Latinwolf: haeferlkafe: You live in the world with other people, some of whom might not have the same sensibilities as you. This PC business has gotten out of hand. Sure, complain, if it bothers you, but making up BS about how this and that is hurting you so bad is uncalled for. That lady looks like she can defend her right to decal whatever though, so I'm not worried for her.

Complaining about PC = the white mans victim card.


Complaining about white people = minority failing in life
 
2011-10-30 08:15:54 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Truncheon: i find this guys attitude very much a...

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I happened to be working on a show taping with a popular country artist who thought it would be funny to sneak this in as he was waving goodbye. No one but me caught it.

Made him redo the ending outro without any hand signals - and don't ask who it was 'cause I ain't tellin'.


Pfft. Everyone knows it was Johnny Cash.
 
2011-10-30 08:24:32 PM  
Hmmm... great falls. I would've guessed kalispell.


/Missoula ftw
 
2011-10-30 08:24:35 PM  
FTFA: "mith feels differently. There are certain parts of the body in that silhouette that neither he nor his wife, Louise, like to look at

Even the farking Puritans liked to look at it. GTFO. Get out of the country. You clearly desire Sharia law.
 
2011-10-30 08:25:40 PM  

Theaetetus: Agent Smiths Laugh: so often gay men look so much more like exceptionally attractive men, but gay women so often look like exceptionally unattractive men?... it's the trend I notice, and I honestly find myself curious

Oh, honey. There's a simple answer for why you notice attractive men and not attractive women, and it doesn't have anything to do with them.


Well played.

/knows ugly homos and cute lesbians.
 
2011-10-30 08:43:10 PM  
The prevailing attitude of the likes of Mr. Smith is one of "If God had meant us to be naked, we would have been born that way!"

I note how the article danced around Mr. Smith's faith but I bet dollars to donuts that his belief in Jeebus had a big part in his opposition to the sticker on the car.

Smith falls into what I categorize as the "uptight asshole" category.
 
2011-10-30 08:44:59 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Is it because he likes the cock? I think it's because he likes the cock.

NTTAWWT


Nah, that's only if he's against gays. He's just against a silhouette of a naked woman, so I say he has a stack, taller than himself, of the absolute most depraved porn ever made hidden away somewhere.

One day, he's gonna die and someone is eventually gonna stumble upon it and start going through it, and then this will happen to them.
 
2011-10-30 08:46:15 PM  
He needs to do everyone involved, including him a favor and move to a HOA.
 
2011-10-30 08:47:08 PM  
That man is missing out on life.
 
2011-10-30 08:48:19 PM  
i raise my head in a touchy situation

/too obscure?
 
2011-10-30 08:51:11 PM  
yep, saw the profile of a nipple, disgusting.
 
2011-10-30 08:51:39 PM  

jasonvatch: "My upbringing dictates that the human body is a sacred thing, not something that should be put on display," Smith said.

I wonder how he feels about crucifixes?


My upbringing dictates a nice set of boobs should be displayed proudly. This guy is a wanker.
 
2011-10-30 08:55:34 PM  
I'll admit, this one kind of offended me when I saw it across the entire back window of a pickup:

r1.sgsr.us

But instead I just flipped them off and left it at that. Free country and all, and at least they are saying loud and proud that they're douchebags. Nice warning flag there.
 
2011-10-30 08:56:04 PM  
Solution: Quit looking at it. If it's too tempting not to then you need to be asking yourself some other questions.
 
2011-10-30 08:56:05 PM  

iron de havilland: vrax: Mugato: Person: Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.

There isn't enough facepalm in the world.

I didn't even know there was such a thing. WOW.

ClearPlay

Clearplay wiki:

Nissim Corp. sued ClearPlay in 2004 claiming patent infringement. The action was subsequently resolved by a settlement agreement under which Nissim granted ClearPlay a license to sell certain players that use the CustomPlay Objectionable Content Specifications.

Sooo.... they have a technology designed to censor naughty words and so on from DVDs.

And they name it in a way that can be abbreviated to COCS?


Well played.

Though in fairness, i do see a use for this sort of thing. For example: I used to love watching the Blues Brothers as a kid on TV, but of course on TBS or whatever network was running it, it was the TV edit with all the language taken out, which there is a fair amount in that movie. I now own it on DVD, but don't feel like I can let the kids (3,4 and 7) watch it. I would never buy a separate player, but I'd love it if they provided a "clean" edit on DVD/Blu-ray or Netflix streaming.
 
2011-10-30 08:59:06 PM  

painless42: iron de havilland: vrax: Mugato: Person: Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.
Smith, who owns a DVD player programmed to edit inappropriate language from the movies he watches.

There isn't enough facepalm in the world.

I didn't even know there was such a thing. WOW.

ClearPlay

Clearplay wiki:

Nissim Corp. sued ClearPlay in 2004 claiming patent infringement. The action was subsequently resolved by a settlement agreement under which Nissim granted ClearPlay a license to sell certain players that use the CustomPlay Objectionable Content Specifications.

Sooo.... they have a technology designed to censor naughty words and so on from DVDs.

And they name it in a way that can be abbreviated to COCS?

Well played.

Though in fairness, i do see a use for this sort of thing. For example: I used to love watching the Blues Brothers as a kid on TV, but of course on TBS or whatever network was running it, it was the TV edit with all the language taken out, which there is a fair amount in that movie. I now own it on DVD, but don't feel like I can let the kids (3,4 and 7) watch it. I would never buy a separate player, but I'd love it if they provided a "clean" edit on DVD/Blu-ray or Netflix streaming.


...it's just words. Deal with it.

Jesus.
 
2011-10-30 09:05:29 PM  
I love people who say that the body just being naked = pornographic. I always thought porn is something that itself is sexual, not something that makes someone have sexual feelings; let's face it, some people get turned on by cars, shoes, rocks, and the smell of fresh asphalt.

Just naked and standing around, laying around, even posing - not porn. When the hands start to roam and play, then it becomes porn.
 
2011-10-30 09:15:03 PM  

kd1s: The prevailing attitude of the likes of Mr. Smith is one of "If God had meant us to be naked, we would have been born that way!"

I note how the article danced around Mr. Smith's faith but I bet dollars to donuts that his belief in Jeebus had a big part in his opposition to the sticker on the car.

Smith falls into what I categorize as the "uptight asshole" category.


But... we ARE born naked... I don't... hnnnnnnngh...
 
2011-10-30 09:15:15 PM  
It's pretty bad when people can look at your photo and know instantly that you're lousy in bed.
 
2011-10-30 09:16:34 PM  
"My upbringing dictates that the human body is a sacred thing, not something that should be put on display," Smith said.
upload.wikimedia.org
blog.mysanantonio.com

People have been biatching about this sorta crap forever. Those fundies can all go DIAF.
 
2011-10-30 09:20:51 PM  
Send this to /b/ so they can find his address and sign him up for delivery of every porn magazine known to man.
 
2011-10-30 09:22:06 PM  

Zeno-25: People have been biatching about this sorta crap forever. Those fundies can all go DIAF.


You missed one.

i301.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-30 09:29:46 PM  

kd1s: Smith falls into what I categorize as the "uptight asshole" category.


His ass is probably a diamond mine.
 
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