/ i'm sorry, wut ?

I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was the butt of all the horse jokes around here.

Djkb: I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was the butt of all the horse jokes around here.

Neigh.

Horsey? Yeah, let me get my riding crop. . ..

That is a FANTASTIC headline.

Cythraul: As I have stated in other Hilary Swank threads, I don't understand why there seems to be a large number of men who think she's unattractive. She looks hot to me.




See that? The obvious symmetry of the face. This is a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coinalphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes she's attractive. But, she's not hot.

solcofn: Cythraul: As I have stated in other Hilary Swank threads, I don't understand why there seems to be a large number of men who think she's unattractive. She looks hot to me.


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See that? The obvious symmetry of the face. This is a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coinalphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes she's attractive. But, she's not hot.

yep, this

Earguy: I'd guess she has no idea about second-world politics and got blindsided after what amounted to a paid public appearance.

Hell, I didn't know the president of Chechnya was a murderous tyrant. Just not on my radar.

IIRC, there was an earlier article that stated at least one international organization messaged the Swank camp at some point during the lead-up to this "birthday bash" saying, essentially, "this Kadyrov is a murderous f*ckhead. Expect a sh*tstorm from us and many others if you go."

If so, I have no sympathy. Even as-is, I've always Chechnya marked off as a place not to go to under any circumstance, for a variety of reasons.

/namely, I want to live.

err, "marked off Chechnya". Word mix-ups are fun.

stable work

/I see what you did there

For a long time I thought she was the daughter of Sandra Bernhard, and the Neanderthal genes skipped a generation.

But does she travel with a vibrator? THAT is the question.

Look, look, look... The Office solved this for us. It is decided that any of us would bang her.

What doggy style was invented for.

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What doggy style was invented for.

I'd hit it missionary-style.

/leave her with some tracts, to boot

Earguy: Damage control for the Chechnyan thing.

I'd guess she has no idea about second-world politics and got blindsided after what amounted to a paid public appearance.

Hell, I didn't know the president of Chechnya was a murderous tyrant. Just not on my radar.

/and *snerk* at the headline.

She was informed of just what he was before she went and told everyone that she wouldn't go because of that, then she went.

I'd like to go straight to the source with Swank.
/although I doubt she's give me an answer that I endorsed.

Better than that time when she fired Chad Lowe.

I can't dislike a woman whose surname is SWANK.



Seriously... She's got to be freaky to keep that name.

If y'all keep talking about her like she's a piece of meat you might make her feel objectified and thus harm her sense of self-esteem.

Good thinking, 'cos then she'll need someone to hold her perfect frame and tenderly comfort her into oblivion.

Ya'll have standards far beyond the reach of the average Farker. I'd take Ms. Swank home to Mrs. SMurf and we'd fark her like a plastic doll until her tits fell off. Then turn her around and use her like a rented mule.

Smeggy Smurf: Ya'll have standards far beyond the reach of the average Farker. I'd take Ms. Swank home to Mrs. SMurf and we'd fark her like a plastic doll until her tits fell off. Then turn her around and use her like a rented mule.

And you have hopes and desires way beyond your reach...

She's not unattractive by any means, but she's not hot. No sex appeal. She's got the goods, but doesn't know how to use them. So she just comes off as Hollywood Boring.

Ordell: What doggy style was invented for.

Or in her case, reverse cowgirl.

Quantum Apostrophe: Smeggy Smurf: Ya'll have standards far beyond the reach of the average Farker. I'd take Ms. Swank home to Mrs. SMurf and we'd fark her like a plastic doll until her tits fell off. Then turn her around and use her like a rented mule.

And you have hopes and desires way beyond your reach...

A man's dreams should exceed his reach. How else is he ever to find a way to fondle the stars?

skepticultist: She's not unattractive by any means, but she's not hot. No sex appeal. She's got the goods, but doesn't know how to use them. So she just comes off as Hollywood Boring.

Or, just a hunch, she doesn't care to use them.

skepticultist: She's not unattractive by any means, but she's not hot. No sex appeal. She's got the goods, but doesn't know how to use them. So she just comes off as Hollywood Boring.

Kind of like Julia Roberts except Julia Roberts got more work because the acting pool wasn't flooded with mediocre "Hollywood boring" when she got her start. Because of that, she's been grandfathered in our collective psyche as a "classic" like Tom Hanks or Robert De Nero. I think of Julia Roberts as Hollywood boring.

I remember wh that en Oprah had Emma Roberts on her show like 8 or 9 years ago back when she got her start. They were making a big deal about how she earned her role and she actually had to work for her parts like childhood actors. Then they brought up the part where Julia Roberts was her aunt and I was like...oh, the last 15 minutes were complete bullshiat.

Guidette Frankentits: wh that en

solcofn: Cythraul: As I have stated in other Hilary Swank threads, I don't understand why there seems to be a large number of men who think she's unattractive. She looks hot to me.


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See that? The obvious symmetry of the face. This is a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coinalphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes she's attractive. But, she's not hot.


I thought she resembled Sandra Bernhard. And in that realm, sexiness does not exist as hot.

Box. Tounge. Fart hole. Etc.

Djkb: I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was the butt of all the horse jokes around here.

People often compare her to the other end, but OK.

So I guess we'll see her on tv playing parts missy peregrym wasn't available for.

Waxing_Chewbacca: Box. Tounge. Fart hole. Etc.

Spell checker.

ZeroCorpse: I can't dislike a woman whose surname is SWANK.

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Seriously... She's got to be freaky to keep that name.

Can I see your copy of "Swank", Armin?

Beautiful, talented and sexy. Of course the homoerotic dogpile of anti women hatred that is FARK would not approve of her!

very handsome

MagSeven: I'd like to go straight to the source with Swank.
/although I doubt she's give me an answer that I endorsed.

Nice.

Waxing_Chewbacca: Box. Tounge. Fart hole. Etc.

I think you meant to post this over at 4Chan.

ramblinwreck: stable work

/I see what you did there

*whew* now I do. Thanks d00d!