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(Some Old School Track) Cool I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "paperclip". Martinsville coverage starts at 1:30 edt on ESPN   (gastongazette.com) divider line 404
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2011-10-30 11:04:37 AM
*cracks knuckles*

*clears throat*


"Paperclip"
 
2011-10-30 12:13:42 PM
shenanigans.
 
2011-10-30 12:15:34 PM
It's half super speedway, half short track.

Better?
 
2011-10-30 12:25:02 PM
i36.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-30 12:25:09 PM
I was SO happy they made this a chase track, even with the weather challenges.
 
2011-10-30 12:26:14 PM
content6.flixster.com

Hey, Farva.
Whats do you call that twisted piece of metal that you use to hold a stack of papers together?
 
2011-10-30 12:26:56 PM
Hah. They caught Chad Knaus on an in car camera telling JJ how to beat up the car to get it past inspection. Nice.
 
2011-10-30 12:31:35 PM
paperclip, biatch
 
2011-10-30 12:35:20 PM
Microsoft Word has this really cool and helpful animated character called "Clippy."

Check it out sometime, subby.
 
2011-10-30 12:35:53 PM
Hi race fans! Looking forward to a good race today but first, I have some non-race related news. Some of you regulars might remember Pit Dog from previous race threads:

i1124.photobucket.com
(Props to Mikaloyd for the 'shop)

This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

i1124.photobucket.com

/They will not be named Jimmy, Jeff or Kyle.
 
2011-10-30 12:37:22 PM
Moodybastard: [content6.flixster.com image 360x240]

Hey, Farva.
Whats do you call that twisted piece of metal that you use to hold a stack of papers together?


"You mean a paperclip??"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" *presents pistols*

"PUTTHOSE AWAY!!!"

/love that scene.
//Someone derail Evil Opie, please.

Foaming: Hah. They caught Chad Knaus on an in car camera telling JJ how to beat up the car to get it past inspection. Nice.

It was more like he was trying to make sure if it was out of whack after the automotive anal sex that is Talladega, that they were covered. Can't blame him - NASCAR get so completely anal retentive over it's rules that they kinda suck some of the fun out of it.

/Not defending J.J, he's still a boring white bread schmuck.
 
2011-10-30 12:37:53 PM
i40.photobucket.com">
 
2011-10-30 12:39:05 PM
Monkey2: This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

Woof!
 
2011-10-30 12:47:52 PM
img.photobucket.com

SO ready.
 
2011-10-30 12:52:42 PM
GO DODGE BOYS!!!!!
 
2011-10-30 12:59:30 PM
Moodybastard:Whats do you call that twisted piece of metal that you use to hold a stack of papers together?

Binder clip?

//Go JPM!
 
2011-10-30 01:02:04 PM
Congratulations to Pit Dog and her new Pit Crew!

Personally, I can't wait to see how Trevor Bayne reaps the rewards of dumping Gordon after committing to push him last week at Talladega.

And on sad note, condolences to the Wallace family on the loss of Russ.
 
2011-10-30 01:02:24 PM
ESPN announcer: "like a paperclip"
 
2011-10-30 01:07:11 PM
Monkey2: This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

i1124.photobucket.com

/They will not be named Jimmy, Jeff or Kyle.


Digger should also be crossed right off the name list.

I dont really like Chase either.

Acceptable names might be King Richard, Boogity, Dega (if ones a girl) or Pit Stop if one is a peeing machine.
 
2011-10-30 01:07:27 PM
Foaming: ESPN announcer: "like a paperclip"

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh........ *hands you pistol*
 
2011-10-30 01:13:45 PM
your average maint. man: GO DODGE BOYS!!!!!

Hell yes. GO BLUE DUECE! KESELOWSKI FOR CHAMPION!

/I can hope, can't I?
//Anyone but Evil Opie or Matt "The Original White Bread" Kenseth.
///I'm not worried about JJ.
 
2011-10-30 01:17:15 PM
mikaloyd: Monkey2: This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

i1124.photobucket.com

/They will not be named Jimmy, Jeff or Kyle.

Digger should also be crossed right off the name list.

I dont really like Chase either.

Acceptable names might be King Richard, Boogity, Dega (if ones a girl) or Pit Stop if one is a peeing machine.


Smoke also
 
2011-10-30 01:24:11 PM
So I'm walking through the living room when I notice my wife trimming one of our cats claws. The cat was having none of it.

"If you don't hold still, I'm going to jump on top of you and do you like the dogs!!!!!!" She exclaimed.

Still snickering and wiping the tears.......
 
2011-10-30 01:26:45 PM
turbokat: So I'm walking through the living room when I notice my wife trimming one of our cats claws. The cat was having none of it.

"If you don't hold still, I'm going to jump on top of you and do you like the dogs!!!!!!" She exclaimed.

Still snickering and wiping the tears.......


/Thank goodness I finished my drink before reading that. Wow, TK - she sounds like a badass. Good for you!
 
2011-10-30 01:27:52 PM
turbokat: So I'm walking through the living room when I notice my wife trimming one of our cats claws. The cat was having none of it.

"If you don't hold still, I'm going to jump on top of you and do you like the dogs!!!!!!" She exclaimed.

Still snickering and wiping the tears.......


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-10-30 01:30:37 PM
Monkey2: This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

Congrats!

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 250x382]

SO ready.


Perfect! Consider that stolen.
 
2011-10-30 01:33:39 PM
DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 250x382]

SO ready.


Love this! Even though after all of these years Clippy still makes me shudder.
 
2011-10-30 01:35:03 PM
ThatGuyGreg: *cracks knuckles*

*clears throat*


"Paperclip"



chanarchive.org

/hot
 
2011-10-30 01:36:27 PM
vegaswench: Monkey2: This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

Congrats!


Thanks VW. Although we humans are now outnumbered in this house 6-2. We might be in danger.
 
2011-10-30 01:46:43 PM
Good morning, Boys, Girls, and (C) None Of The Above!

Are you ready for a good race?
 
2011-10-30 01:48:33 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Good morning, Boys, Girls, and (C) None Of The Above!

Are you ready for a good race?


*Crowd* YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
 
2011-10-30 01:48:44 PM
Marching bands suck for the Anthem.
 
2011-10-30 01:49:13 PM
Monkey2: This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

Yay puppies!!!
 
2011-10-30 01:55:52 PM
Warchild: Monkey2: This morning between 4 and 6am she gave birth to three little puppies. Mom and pups are all doing well.

Yay puppies!!!


Thank goodness they weren't big puppies!

(Also, yay puppies!)
 
2011-10-30 01:58:01 PM
www.veryfunnypics.com
 
2011-10-30 01:59:19 PM
Smoke to leave Martinsville with the points lead.

That is all.
 
2011-10-30 02:01:30 PM
fast5c: Marching bands suck for the Anthem.

Boo. I'm not a band geek, but when you play it as an instrumental, you don't have to worry about botching singing it.

This is possibly one of the best versions I've ever heard.

Race time.

/GO #2!

/not a band geek.
 
2011-10-30 02:02:00 PM
Go anybody but Carl
 
2011-10-30 02:02:33 PM
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
LET'S GO RACING BOYS!
 
2011-10-30 02:03:38 PM
Foaming: Go anybody but Carl Evil Opie

FTFY
 
2011-10-30 02:03:47 PM
I'm no expert but compared to last week that IS one heck of a narrow Turn 1

Paperclip, indeed.

/allowed to say as a sort of rookie
 
2011-10-30 02:04:35 PM
turbokat: So I'm walking through the living room when I notice my wife trimming one of our cats claws. The cat was having none of it.

"If you don't hold still, I'm going to jump on top of you and do you like the dogs!!!!!!" She exclaimed.

Still snickering and wiping the tears.......


Keep that woman away from pacedog!
 
2011-10-30 02:05:15 PM
WHOA major pileage!
 
2011-10-30 02:05:19 PM
looks like the 405 out there
 
2011-10-30 02:05:32 PM
Dang it.
 
2011-10-30 02:05:34 PM
that was an unexpected wreck.
 
2011-10-30 02:05:47 PM
Who is evil opie?
 
2011-10-30 02:06:22 PM
JR was in the pink.

/lol
 
2011-10-30 02:06:48 PM
amotter7: Who is evil opie?

Carl Edwards
 
2011-10-30 02:06:52 PM
Jesus, Regan Smith can't catch a break.
 
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