Delivering medicine through the milk ducts? I would like to volunteer for this position.

My God! They've turned the breast pump from suck to blow!

I'm all for doing everything possible to let wimmins keep their lovely mammaries.

Subby prefers that boobies remain cancerous?

I'm imagining someone with a giant needle stabbing someone in the nipple

I think my balls just shriveled

LoneWolf343: Subby prefers that boobies remain cancerous?

Imagine if the opposite were true for testicular cancer.

But hentai taught me you can fit just about anything through the nipple holes. What's the big deal?

As someone who has experienced through-the-eye-socket sinus polyp removal and up-the-hoo-haw kidney stone removal, I am praying that I do not need this surgery. Is there no orifice off limits, doctors? Seriously? What's next?

What's next, through-the-urethra testicle surgery?

Tentacle: What's next, through-the-urethra testicle surgery?

Be careful what you wish for.

/And only with local anesthetic

FunkOut: I'm sorry, this sounds incredibly painful and makes me cringe. Some people could slam their nipple in a door and not care; others nearly fall over from a mild temperature change.

Actually, if they could manage to get the ducts to open and 'drink' in the medication, it would mean that the breast tissue could get the dosage without having the whole body beat up in the process.

TofuTheAlmighty: I'm all for doing everything possible to let wimmins keep their lovely mammaries.

Most of the 'lovely' mammaries don't belong to women of the breast-cancering age. By the time most women get to 35, it's all over, and their tits are well past their prime. Frankly, we'd all be better if double-mastectomy was simply de regeur so that at 40 women could have their boobs and uterus out and most of their late-in-life health problems would be totally taken care of. Plus: No more pregnancy worries so they could have sex with anyone they wanted (who enjoyed having sex with a boobless chick)

rubi_con_man: FunkOut: I'm sorry, this sounds incredibly painful and makes me cringe. Some people could slam their nipple in a door and not care; others nearly fall over from a mild temperature change.

Actually, if they could manage to get the ducts to open and 'drink' in the medication, it would mean that the breast tissue could get the dosage without having the whole body beat up in the process.

TofuTheAlmighty: I'm all for doing everything possible to let wimmins keep their lovely mammaries.

Most of the 'lovely' mammaries don't belong to women of the breast-cancering age. By the time most women get to 35, it's all over, and their tits are well past their prime. Frankly, we'd all be better if double-mastectomy was simply de regeur so that at 40 women could have their boobs and uterus out and most of their late-in-life health problems would be totally taken care of. Plus: No more pregnancy worries so they could have sex with anyone they wanted (who enjoyed having sex with a boobless chick)

This is possibly one of the most disgusting and insensitive things I've read on fark.

This sort of behavior disgusts me. So farking juvenile. Breast cancer awareness month is a serious thing, and we don't need a bunch of puerile men acting like, if you'll excuse the expression, boobs. Seriously, guys, what's the deal? It's a breast. It's just a soft mound of tissue, a gently curved globe hanging there like a ripe fruit. And yeah, it has a nipple. And so what if the nipple sometimes gets hard, just stands up there like a little eraser point when you lick just a tiny trace of moisture across its tip and then lightly exhale a gentle puff of wind over it. What do you want to do? Take that hard nipple and roll it lightly between your thumb and forefinger, cup the other breast in your hand? Squeeze it? Is that what you want? Do you want to press your face between those breasts and squeeze them over your ears like earmuffs, lay your head on them like pillows? Jesus, grow up.

Tentacle: What's next, through-the-urethra testicle surgery?

http://men.webmd.com/transurethral-prostatectomy-for-prostatitis

SpaceBison: This sort of behavior disgusts me. So farking juvenile. Breast cancer awareness month is a serious thing, and we don't need a bunch of puerile men acting like, if you'll excuse the expression, boobs. Seriously, guys, what's the deal? It's a breast. It's just a soft mound of tissue, a gently curved globe hanging there like a ripe fruit. And yeah, it has a nipple. And so what if the nipple sometimes gets hard, just stands up there like a little eraser point when you lick just a tiny trace of moisture across its tip and then lightly exhale a gentle puff of wind over it. What do you want to do? Take that hard nipple and roll it lightly between your thumb and forefinger, cup the other breast in your hand? Squeeze it? Is that what you want? Do you want to press your face between those breasts and squeeze them over your ears like earmuffs, lay your head on them like pillows? Jesus, grow up.


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PillsHere: This is possibly one of the most disgusting and insensitive things I've read on fark.

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