Marriage is an institution. A mental one.

I thought that was called "the kitchen."

I'd like to volunteer for conjugal visits. Never stick your dick in crazy unless metal bars will keep it from following you home.

I actually LOL'd for that one.

+1 subby, you winz an intarweb!

I hear the old Elsinore brewery is available

The plan will need federal approval because the government will be paying the fees for inmates receiving treatment. Basically, the federal government will sign a contract with a private company to pay it the money it would otherwise spend on the inmates in a federal penitentiary.

Wait...isn't this the setup for horror stories where they keep people in there way too long in order to keep the money coming in?

Aaaaahahahahahahaha!

Because everyone who gets married has an agenda and marriage is only for conservative bible thumpers and breeders and its a relic from a patriarchal society and its obviously meant to trap men into supporting a future fat woman and is totally pointless.

Unless you disagree.

Oh, look.

The Progressives have rediscovered asylums.

After 35 years of observation I can attest to my wife meeting all of the qualifications stated in TFA. When do we ship?

cirby: Oh, look.

The Progressives have rediscovered asylums.

Since you're a Floridiot, I have to ask: is Progressive an underhanded way of saying liberal, or do you know that the current governing party dropped the term progressive from their title a few years ago? They didn't quite have enough support to change it to Regressive Conservative.

Step 1: P3 deals for mental health care for prisoners.
Step 2: Expansion of P3 deals until we have privately run prisons for everyone.
Step 3: Profit!

Damn, I thought this would be a thread about redheads, and where to find them!!

/dated a redhead once. She didn't have the crazies but she was definitely wild in the sack

They're going to need a very large building.....

"On snapshot day, females accounted for 5% of the inmates on-register in Canadian correctional facilities (1,807 women out of 37,541 inmates)."

(take from the Corrections Canada Website http://www.csc-scc.gc.ca/text/pblct/forum/e113/e113c-eng.shtml )

That means women represent 5% of all inmates. Men have a 100bed facility for treatment and women are getting a 40 bed facility. Makes perfect sense that they get 1 bed space per 45 women while the men get 1 bed space per 357.

That's just farking retarded IMHO

Well played Subby.