Converting for love is the most disingenuous reason for converting to a religion.

Paul should be converting because he believes, not because he wants to please his wife.

where does he find these women
and why does he marry them

Shut the fark up, Donny Ringo.

moothemagiccow: where does he find these women
and why does he marry them

Word. He's been on some kind of bad run with the ladies since Linda croaked.

Has anyone pointed out to him that he's going to have to get... clipped to convert?

Shabbos Dabba Do

Dwight_Yeast: Has anyone pointed out to him that he's going to have to get... clipped to convert?

Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his penis.

Did the writer of that just go out and buy a Hebrew dictionary ?

It's less odd when you look at Paul's history. For some reason he has always been heavily influenced by the closest relationship in his life. He became a vegetarian because of Linda. He got deeply involved with charity work for the victims of land mines because of Heather (and despite everything else about her, there's no denying she did a lot for that charity). And he never goes into these things halfheartedly, but adopts them every bit as passionately as his partner.

Sometimes it seems like Paul has always been a bit of a blank slate, looking outside himself for something to believe in. You could even see John as Paul's "first wife" in a sense.

Keys dude: Did the writer of that just go out and buy a Hebrew dictionary ?

The only Hebrew term in the articles is "L'chaim" (to life). Shiksa, mensch, and the rest are Yiddish.

Dwight_Yeast: Has anyone pointed out to him that he's going to have to get... clipped to convert?

In my dreams, he always was.

Billionaire genius songwriter doesn't want to die alone. What's so hard to get about that?

Got to get Jew into my life

Is this borderline offensive? It sounds borderline offensive.

SnakeMan: You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, "Did you eat yet or what?" And Tom Christie said, "No, Jew?" Not, "did you, didchoo eat?", "Jew". No, not "did you eat", but "Jew eat?" "Jew". You get it? "Jew eat?"

There's this tall, blond crew-cutted guy and he's looking at me in a funny way. He's saying, "Yes, we have a sale this week on Wagner."

Snapper Carr: Shut the fark up, Donny Ringo.

don't fark with the Jesus

What the hell, why not? They're incredibly nice people (from the ones I've been lucky enough to know). I've always liked Jews, and never understood the hatred that some people carry for them. Cultural ignorance I guess.

indarwinsshadow: What the hell, why not? They're incredibly nice people (from the ones I've been lucky enough to know). I've always liked Jews, and never understood the hatred that some people carry for them. Cultural ignorance I guess.

You know who else hated Jews?

indarwinsshadow: What the hell, why not? They're incredibly nice people (from the ones I've been lucky enough to know). I've always liked Jews, and never understood the hatred that some people carry for them. Cultural ignorance I guess.

I've given it much thought for years and I can't seem to figure out where all the Jew hate comes from. Goes back many centuries...

moothemagiccow: where does he find these women
and why does he marry them

he could marry me, I won't even take his money, just give me the rights to 1 or 2 of my favorite songs that he wrote and owns. Thats all I ask

AverageAmericanGuy: Converting for love is the most disingenuous reason for converting to a religion.

Paul should be converting because he believes, not because he wants to please his wife.

True, but otoh, which religion I occasionally pretend to belong to at a family event is probably irrelevant to god. I like to think he'd prefer I make my family happy by going to church with them on christmas and saying my part of a family prayer rather than walking out on that portion of the event or being an uptight douche who interrupts the prayer to preach atheism. That's if I'm wrong and he exists. If I'm right and he doesn't, then I'm doing the right thing for my own reasons, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Altair: indarwinsshadow: What the hell, why not? They're incredibly nice people (from the ones I've been lucky enough to know). I've always liked Jews, and never understood the hatred that some people carry for them. Cultural ignorance I guess.

I've given it much thought for years and I can't seem to figure out where all the Jew hate comes from. Goes back many centuries...

My favorite teacher was Jewish, and I always felt she was the greatest influence on me not being racist, but from what I gather is the Christians considered them Jesus-killers and the Muslims think they stole the Holy Land. The Egyptians wanted cheap labor. All that being kicked out of one desert and setting up stakes in another had them emigrating to Europe and then xenophobia set in.

Add the pre-Enlightenment, supernatural explanations for the scourges of the middle ages - plagues, famines, etc. - and you've got the perfect scapegoat. I'm sure various popes didn't appreciate them calling themselves God's Chosen, either.

Got To Get Jew Into My Life?
His first wife, Linda, was a member of the tribe?

Is the Gothamist a publication of the Aryan Nation or something?

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don't shiat about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites

SnakeMan: Boxcutta: Got to get Jew into my life

Is this borderline offensive? It sounds borderline offensive.

You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, "Did you eat yet or what?" And Tom Christie said, "No, Jew?" Not, "did you, didchoo eat?", "Jew". No, not "did you eat", but "Jew eat?" "Jew". You get it? "Jew eat?"

I've never heard (read?) a Woody Allen joke translated into Dyslexia before.

SnakeMan: ZMugg: SnakeMan: Boxcutta: Got to get Jew into my life

Is this borderline offensive? It sounds borderline offensive.

You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, "Did you eat yet or what?" And Tom Christie said, "No, Jew?" Not, "did you, didchoo eat?", "Jew". No, not "did you eat", but "Jew eat?" "Jew". You get it? "Jew eat?"

I've never heard (read?) a Woody Allen joke translated into Dyslexia before.

Meaning what exactly? It's copied word-for-word from the script, you dick.

The version I remember was a recording of one of his stand up routines. I know not of this script of which you speak.

No offense intended.

SnakeMan: ZMugg: SnakeMan: ZMugg: SnakeMan: Boxcutta: Got to get Jew into my life

Is this borderline offensive? It sounds borderline offensive.

You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, "Did you eat yet or what?" And Tom Christie said, "No, Jew?" Not, "did you, didchoo eat?", "Jew". No, not "did you eat", but "Jew eat?" "Jew". You get it? "Jew eat?"

I've never heard (read?) a Woody Allen joke translated into Dyslexia before.

Meaning what exactly? It's copied word-for-word from the script, you dick.

The version I remember was a recording of one of his stand up routines. I know not of this script of which you speak.

It's a little movie he did called Annie Hall. You might have heard of it.

You're right. He did. It was. My bad.

Under-caffeinated misremembering.

No more "Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!"

AverageAmericanGuy: Converting for love is the most disingenuous reason for converting to a religion.

Paul should be converting because he believes, not because he wants to please his wife.

Came here to say basically the same thing.
Since he didn't take his Catholicism seriously it's apparently easy for him convert to Judaism because he has no faith in much of anything.

Had a friend who did it, too; she converted because her husband is Orthodox Jewish. She said her Prysbetarianism(sp) didn't matter to her so why should converting to Judaism matter?

Well, fine but at that point she was converting under false pretenses and in truth was a liar to the synagogue and it's members.

Nogale: Keys dude: Did the writer of that just go out and buy a Hebrew dictionary ?

The only Hebrew term in the articles is "L'chaim" (to life). Shiksa, mensch, and the rest are Yiddish.

Although admittedly Yiddish is associated with the Ashkenazim and has a Hebrew influence.

Latvian Orthodox. Why not? What do I care?

farkeruk: Dwight_Yeast: Has anyone pointed out to him that he's going to have to get... clipped to convert?

Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his penis.

bang! bang! went the ouch!

Hey Jew don't make it bad take a sad song and make it

Given what happened the last time he married, I hope it all works out for him.

Obligatory snark:

Jew and me burning matches
Lifting latches on our way back home

Tor_Eckman: douchebag/hater: AverageAmericanGuy: Converting for love is the most disingenuous reason for converting to a religion.

Paul should be converting because he believes, not because he wants to please his wife.

Came here to say basically the same thing.
Since he didn't take his Catholicism seriously it's apparently easy for him convert to Judaism because he has no faith in much of anything.

Had a friend who did it, too; she converted because her husband is Orthodox Jewish. She said her Prysbetarianism(sp) didn't matter to her so why should converting to Judaism matter?

Well, fine but at that point she was converting under false pretenses and in truth was a liar to the synagogue and it's members.

Look at you getting all bent out of shape over some stranger's amount of faith in a bunch of silly ancient superstitions.

Good grief.

Not bent out of shape at all, just offering a view point.
This is what is known as a 'post' in an 'on-line forum'; perhaps you're familiar with the idea...

Dwight_Yeast: Has anyone pointed out to him that he's going to have to get... clipped to convert?

What if he's already clipped? Is that good enough for do they have to take off a little more for good measure?

What a coincidence that he started caring deeply about that religion at the same time his fiance told him he should.

Neondistraction: Dwight_Yeast: Has anyone pointed out to him that he's going to have to get... clipped to convert?

What if he's already clipped? Is that good enough for do they have to take off a little more for good measure?

IIRC, they still give the schlong a little nick, for symbolic purposes.

BroVinny: Neondistraction: Dwight_Yeast: Has anyone pointed out to him that he's going to have to get... clipped to convert?

What if he's already clipped? Is that good enough for do they have to take off a little more for good measure?

IIRC, they still give the schlong a little nick, for symbolic purposes.

It varies, but yes, it's not uncommon to require a symbolic drop of blood.

Tor_Eckman: douchebag/hater: Tor_Eckman: douchebag/hater: AverageAmericanGuy: Converting for love is the most disingenuous reason for converting to a religion.

Paul should be converting because he believes, not because he wants to please his wife.

Came here to say basically the same thing.
Since he didn't take his Catholicism seriously it's apparently easy for him convert to Judaism because he has no faith in much of anything.

Had a friend who did it, too; she converted because her husband is Orthodox Jewish. She said her Prysbetarianism(sp) didn't matter to her so why should converting to Judaism matter?

Well, fine but at that point she was converting under false pretenses and in truth was a liar to the synagogue and it's members.

Look at you getting all bent out of shape over some stranger's amount of faith in a bunch of silly ancient superstitions.

Good grief.

Not bent out of shape at all, just offering a view point.
This is what is known as a 'post' in an 'on-line forum'; perhaps you're familiar with the idea...

And you always manage to "post" the most ridiculous tripe on this "on-line forum".

Why is that?

Douchebag
Hater
Obvious