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		They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They open a Papa Johns next to your Dominos, you burn it to the ground. That's the Florida way (news.yahoo.com)		94
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Mugato

2011-10-29 09:56:06 PM

Sounds about right. But you have to leave a box and put your Artisan signature on it.

/where the hell is Lake City, anyway?

thermo

2011-10-29 10:29:38 PM

what happens when Uncle Enzo opens up a CosaNostra Pizza?

TheDumbBlonde

2011-10-29 11:54:18 PM

Mugato: Sounds about right. But you have to leave a box and put your Artisan signature on it.

/where the hell is Lake City, anyway?

FTFA: North Central Florida aka The Middle of Freaking Nowhere near 1-10.

gwydion56

2011-10-29 11:57:37 PM

thermo: what happens when Uncle Enzo opens up a CosaNostra Pizza?

Then we watch the Dominoes fall.

/Taking my pizza back to Mr. Lee's Greater Hong Kong.

fusillade762

2011-10-30 12:19:37 AM

HERMAN CAIN!!!

fickle floridian

2011-10-30 01:13:38 AM

Isn't that just like a Dominos employee? He brought a pizza wheel to a gun fight.

elffster

2011-10-30 01:37:36 AM

support your local mom n' pop pizza joint, its usually far better...

UsikFark

2011-10-30 01:41:10 AM

gwydion56: thermo: what happens when Uncle Enzo opens up a CosaNostra Pizza?

Then we watch the Dominoes fall.

/Taking my pizza back to Mr. Lee's Greater Hong Kong.

Smooth move.

coasterdigi

2011-10-30 01:42:09 AM

Oh yes we did.

Paris1127

2011-10-30 01:47:46 AM

Godfather's was probably pulling the strings (of melted "mozzerella")...

Gyrfalcon

2011-10-30 01:48:06 AM

Who in their right mind would burn down ANYTHING and leave a Domino's Pizza standing? Ew.

EditorialSpace

2011-10-30 01:50:52 AM

By the way, Lake City is just a little north of Gainesville for those who need a better reference point. Oddly enough, it actually has a big Veterans Hospital there, too, as compred to Jacksonville, which only has an Veterans Outpatient Clinic. Seems backwards to me, since Gainesville has a huge Veteran's Hospital of it's own. That's Florida for you.

mjoven1975

2011-10-30 01:50:56 AM

Gyrfalcon: Who in their right mind would burn down ANYTHING and leave a Domino's Pizza standing? Ew.

A Domino's employee that knows the only way anybody will eat there is if they are the only option?

platedlizard

2011-10-30 01:51:48 AM

elffster: support your local mom n' pop pizza joint, its usually far better...

The one near me also has great Greek food. And their crust is actually good. Yum.

calbert

2011-10-30 01:51:59 AM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance

2011-10-30 01:52:40 AM

FTFA: Police say one of the men admitted that he believed with his competitor out of the way, more pizza lovers would flock to his restaurant.

And they work at a Dominoes? I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.

bubbaprog

2011-10-30 02:00:42 AM

Mugato: Sounds about right. But you have to leave a box and put your Artisan signature on it.

/where the hell is Lake City, anyway?

It's where I-10 and I-75 intersect. Not far from Gainesville.

mjoven1975

2011-10-30 02:02:32 AM

FTFA:

Investigators interviewed another Domino's manager on Friday, Bryan David Sullivan, 22, of 2372 W. U.S. 90 in Lake City, and then arrested him on an arson charge.

The address of the Domino's that these criminal masterminds worked in is 2372 W. U.S. 90 (new window)

So the question needs to be asked, was this guy living in the Domino's that he managed or did the news site fark up and publish the address of the Domino's instead of Bryan Sullivan's address? This is Florida, so would anybody be surprised if he was living in the restaurant?

ChuableVicodin

2011-10-30 02:03:26 AM

NOW AN OFFICIAL AWESOME MOM AND POP PIZZA PLACE THREAD
REPRESENT YOUR OBSCURE PART OF THE COUNTRY!

If you find yourself in Southern Maine, I feel bad for you, but enjoy what you can. Find a shiatty city named Biddeford and you will get to...

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They make you an individual sized pizza, like the size of a large-ish dinner plate. The crust is amazing! They are Greek and the pizza is incredible. The "old oven" is behind the brick wall, ask them to cook your pie in it and they certainly will, and you can taste the old oven goodness...I miss them a lot!

Gyrfalcon

2011-10-30 02:03:35 AM

mjoven1975: Gyrfalcon: Who in their right mind would burn down ANYTHING and leave a Domino's Pizza standing? Ew.

A Domino's employee that knows the only way anybody will eat there is if they are the only option?

I'd eat pizza sauce on a paper plate before I'd eat Domino's.

neaorin

2011-10-30 02:05:22 AM

A man walks into a bar in Istanbul wearing a T-shirt which read "The Turks have three problems".
One guy walks up to him. "What's your problem asshole? Looking for trouble?"
"See, this is your first problem - you pick on people who have done nothing to you."
He tries to turn around and leave the bar, only to find more Turks blocking his way.
"This is your second problem - you can't handle your business alone and always come in packs."
Upon hearing this, the Turks break out their knives.
"And this is your third problem - you always bring knives to a gun fight!"

almostsane

2011-10-30 02:07:41 AM

I submitted this with a better headline

/sulks

Arandmoor

2011-10-30 02:12:25 AM

Oh my GOD.

This article reads like the plot from an episode of Scoobie Doo!

/Jinkies!

picodenico

2011-10-30 02:13:31 AM

Dammit, now I want pizza.

Preferably with the garlic butter sauce and peperocinis that Papa John's gives...or did give out last time I had their pizza.

Man On Pink Corner

2011-10-30 02:14:49 AM

neaorin: A man walks into a bar in Istanbul wearing a T-shirt which read "The Turks have three problems".
One guy walks up to him. "What's your problem asshole? Looking for trouble?"
"See, this is your first problem - you pick on people who have done nothing to you."
He tries to turn around and leave the bar, only to find more Turks blocking his way.
"This is your second problem - you can't handle your business alone and always come in packs."
Upon hearing this, the Turks break out their knives.
"And this is your third problem - you always bring knives to a gun fight!"

My money's on the multiple attackers with knives at close range.

YELLOL

2011-10-30 02:17:18 AM

That's just retarded. Papa John's should be burned down simply because their pizza sucks.

devildog123

2011-10-30 02:17:28 AM

Up in Fairbanks, we have a place called Pizza 4 Less. Their pizza sucks, but the owners are Indian, and they make great Indian food. Not something you expect from a pizza joint, but it's pretty good.

YELLOL

2011-10-30 02:19:17 AM

fusillade762: HERMAN CAIN!!!

Oh man, I want me some Godfather's pizza... that shiz is really good. Just another reason I like Herman Cain. He never would've even considered working at Papa John's with their sucky ass pizza, LOL

aerojockey

2011-10-30 02:19:25 AM

elffster: support your local mom n' pop pizza joint, its usually far better...

In northern Florida, not really. Mom and pop places there serve roadkill pizza, with real roadkill.

othmar

2011-10-30 02:22:39 AM

pizza....

i love pizza.

YELLOL

2011-10-30 02:22:40 AM

elffster: support your local mom n' pop pizza joint, its usually far better...

My local pizza joint is amazing but it's the Chicago burbs so that's to be expected. I'm laying off pizza right now... I'm in training. wah.

Anagrammer

2011-10-30 02:30:26 AM

Who knew? In Florida, you can now get pizza in authentic Chicago style!

The_Terminator

2011-10-30 02:30:37 AM

almostsane: I submitted this with a better headline

/sulks

static.thehollywoodgossip.com

/hot
//subby

jtown

2011-10-30 02:32:19 AM

/just made the list

CowboyNinjaD

2011-10-30 02:35:43 AM

Man On Pink Corner: neaorin: A man walks into a bar in Istanbul wearing a T-shirt which read "The Turks have three problems".
One guy walks up to him. "What's your problem asshole? Looking for trouble?"
"See, this is your first problem - you pick on people who have done nothing to you."
He tries to turn around and leave the bar, only to find more Turks blocking his way.
"This is your second problem - you can't handle your business alone and always come in packs."
Upon hearing this, the Turks break out their knives.
"And this is your third problem - you always bring knives to a gun fight!"

My money's on the multiple attackers with knives at close range.

It depends on how many members of the group are willing to get shot so their buddies can finish off the guy with the gun. If there are at least two, the guy with the gun is probably farked.

RobbieFal

2011-10-30 02:38:53 AM

elffster: support your local mom n' pop pizza joint, its usually far better...

I would, but the Dominos managers burnt them all down

Honkey Magoo

2011-10-30 02:39:09 AM

I love both Papa John's and Dominos. I wish Pizza hut and Little Caesar's would fight to the death.

Genju

2011-10-30 02:41:14 AM

YELLOL: elffster: support your local mom n' pop pizza joint, its usually far better...

My local pizza joint is amazing but it's the Chicago burbs so that's to be expected. I'm laying off pizza right now... I'm in training. wah.

Yeah all that bread can be filling.

/ducks

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

2011-10-30 02:42:08 AM

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cite you for having a burning building on your property without approval from the zoning committee.

Anagrammer

2011-10-30 02:43:38 AM

Domino's burned down a Papa John's? Wonderful. How much taxpayer money did they use for THIS?

It's not enough they steal $12 million from the taxpayers for advertising.

hunghowie

2011-10-30 02:44:19 AM

as a former domino's driver, i'm getting a kick....

YELLOL

2011-10-30 03:07:24 AM

Genju: YELLOL: elffster: support your local mom n' pop pizza joint, its usually far better...

My local pizza joint is amazing but it's the Chicago burbs so that's to be expected. I'm laying off pizza right now... I'm in training. wah.

Yeah all that bread can be filling.

/ducks

why duck? It's the troof.

DoubleDavidian

2011-10-30 03:14:48 AM

Begun, the pizza war has.

lizaardvark

2011-10-30 03:17:49 AM

Did Drew wake up next to a 90-year-old hooker in Florida one morning? The Florida tag is well beyond trite at this point.

Keizer_Ghidorah

2011-10-30 03:20:13 AM

This is why I prefer Little Caesar's Pizza.

And Dijorno's.

rocky_howard

2011-10-30 03:22:26 AM

lizaardvark: Did Drew wake up next to a 90-year-old hooker in Florida one morning? The Florida tag is well beyond trite at this point.

u mad, Floridian Spider-Ham fan?

SpinStopper

2011-10-30 03:26:16 AM

ChuableVicodin: NOW AN OFFICIAL AWESOME MOM AND POP PIZZA PLACE THREAD
REPRESENT YOUR OBSCURE PART OF THE COUNTRY!

If you find yourself in Southern Maine, I feel bad for you, but enjoy what you can. Find a shiatty city named Biddeford and you will get to...

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They make you an individual sized pizza, like the size of a large-ish dinner plate. The crust is amazing! They are Greek and the pizza is incredible. The "old oven" is behind the brick wall, ask them to cook your pie in it and they certainly will, and you can taste the old oven goodness...I miss them a lot!

Now I'm all hungry. Which is a neat trick, because I just ate a few hours ago...

But I have a hole in my leg that has Greek pizza all over it, if you get my meaning. Especially the kind of pizza you just described. Dammit, the last pizza I had like that was in San Mateo, California, about 20 years ago.... DAMMIT ;)

juhis

2011-10-30 03:37:32 AM

thermo: what happens when Uncle Enzo opens up a CosaNostra Pizza?

a Costanza Pizza? What's that?

unicron702

2011-10-30 03:37:41 AM

They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall.

YELLOL

2011-10-30 03:45:14 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: This is why I prefer Little Caesar's Pizza.

And Dijorno's.

OMG, wtf is wrong with you? Spend all your money on crack and cheap pizza is all you crave?

If I'm going ghetto pizza I'm doing me some Jack's pizza.

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