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(Denver Post) Followup Kid with cancer tweets Tebow that he's 'Tebowing while chemoing.' Subby hopes Stanford QB starts trend known as 'Lucking.'   (denverpost.com) divider line 44
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2011-10-29 10:15:41 PM
Submitter wants to start clucking while lucking?
 
2011-10-29 10:16:17 PM
So, he's being second rate but people are slobbering all over him because he pulled out one victory through sheer luck?
 
2011-10-29 10:26:49 PM
Another day, another Tebow thread. Yawn.
 
2011-10-29 10:41:57 PM
DIES
 
2011-10-29 10:49:00 PM
I cannot believe the Tebowing thing took off. Seemed so forced and just a couple days later it doesn't. Weird
 
2011-10-29 10:51:02 PM
fark, Lions are toast.
 
2011-10-29 10:51:21 PM
Owangotang: I cannot believe the Tebowing thing took off. Seemed so forced and just a couple days later it doesn't. Weird

That's the power of 40% Completion Percentage Jesus.
 
2011-10-29 10:53:40 PM
ThisNameSux: fark, Lions are toast.

Nah. It's tradition that Christians are sacrificed to Lions.
 
2011-10-29 11:01:35 PM
FirstNationalBastard: So, he's being second rate but people are slobbering all over him because he pulled out one victory through sheer luck?

He's got more than one dumbass.
 
2011-10-29 11:06:49 PM
Like I just said in the CFB thread - I've got Hoosiers on in the background - Scott from Hickory High was Tebowing before Tebow knew he existed.

/and Tebow said everything right in that article
 
2011-10-29 11:09:58 PM
I'll root for cancer before I do for Tebow.
 
2011-10-29 11:10:01 PM
So, he's sucking at chemo?
 
2011-10-29 11:12:42 PM
www.mojoimage.com


/oblig
 
2011-10-29 11:32:14 PM
This one guy, who was homo like Romo, was on his backo like Flacco with another guy sucking his dick like Vick. He then got on his knees like Brees and returned the favor. Favre.
 
2011-10-29 11:47:47 PM
SilentStrider: Submitter wants to start clucking while lucking?

no subby wants to be lucking while sucking.

/ NTTAWWT
 
2011-10-30 12:41:52 AM
Sh-moing!
 
2011-10-30 01:01:57 AM
To quote a friend: "Tebowing: Because Roethlisbergering is illegal"
 
2011-10-30 01:30:45 AM
Good Lord I hate this pretentious asshole
 
2011-10-30 01:43:26 AM
Say what you want about the man but I find it refreshing to see an NFL player praying rather than being arrested.
 
2011-10-30 02:28:52 AM
I'd like to see Tebow planking on a cart as it's driven from the field to an ambulance
 
2011-10-30 02:50:57 AM
Tebus saves
 
2011-10-30 03:17:03 AM
Cheesus: This one guy, who was homo like Romo, was on his backo like Flacco with another guy sucking his dick like Vick. He then got on his knees like Brees and returned the favor. Favre.

Heh. So he took it like Cutler, in the but...ler?
 
2011-10-30 03:52:19 AM
I want to hate him, but then every interview you read with him he just seems like a genuinely nice guy.

I feel like Stan in that episode when the Mormon kid moves to South Park.
 
2011-10-30 06:29:39 AM
he should just have Tebow cure him
 
2011-10-30 07:16:37 AM
I don't get the Tebow hate. Yeah, some people hype him too much, and I know some of it is just backlash. But, I absolutely hate the Florida Gators, and I don't subscribe to his particular faith, but he seems like a good kid and I just don't see any reason to hate him. I'd rather my son idolize Tebow than Michael Vick.
 
2011-10-30 07:34:52 AM
Nabb1: I don't get the Tebow hate. Yeah, some people hype him too much, and I know some of it is just backlash. But, I absolutely hate the Florida Gators, and I don't subscribe to his particular faith, but he seems like a good kid and I just don't see any reason to hate him. I'd rather my son idolize Tebow than Michael Vick.

I'm with you. I "hate" the Gators (so named because people in Florida have a hard time spelling a four syllable word). I don't hate Tebow. His struggles at the beginning of the year were probably compounded by the lockout and change in coaching staff. I don't wish an particular harm to Tebow. I think all the Tebow hate comes from the fact that he is hyped so much in the media that it's to a Favre level, but Favre had earned it. He's hyped as much as Brady and Manning. Before this year, all Tebow had was a 1-2 record. Hardly hype-worthy. Admittedly, a lot is wrong with the Broncos. But that excuse can be used to justify any quarterback's failure at that franchise. Between 2009 and 2010, the Broncos had pretty much the same offensive stats, but their defense tanked. Hard to have success as a QB when that's happening, no matter who you are.
I'm reserving my judgement on Tebow for this year. He has a chance this weekend to beat a team that's actually won a game. Until then, whatever. I'd still draft him in fantasy football, because that's about numbers more than anything.

\By hate the Florida Alligators I mean I hope they lose every game
\\Without injuries, because I'm not an asshole
\\\Actually, I am, but I don't wish for people to be hurt for my amusement.
 
2011-10-30 08:00:56 AM
pion:

\By hate the Florida Alligators I mean I hope they lose every game
\\Without injuries, because I'm not an asshole
\\\Actually, I am, but I don't wish for people to be hurt for my amusement.


Yes, that's what I meant by "hate". All of it. Including the asshole part.
 
2011-10-30 08:57:14 AM
Finally, white people have a mediocre role model in the NFL
 
2011-10-30 09:23:03 AM
Lions D-Line should put Matt 6:5 in their eye black, because that would amuse me
 
2011-10-30 09:45:24 AM
Almost everyone do the Tebowing wrong!!! Just about everyone is doing the thinking man pose rather than the actual Tebow pose....

/Not Tebow fan
/Just finds Tebow amusing
 
2011-10-30 10:56:07 AM
ramblinwreck: Good Lord I hate this pretentious asshole

the problem is not and has never been Tebow. Ask anyone who's met him.
The problem is his fans who insist he's the Messiah in Quarterback form, here to save the NFL from crisp efficient passing done with good mechanics from the pocket.
 
2011-10-30 11:37:43 AM
Well, I want Florida and Auburn to lose all of their games, and when they play each other to have a score of 0-0 after 25 overtimes and then have one or the other lose by a safety.

But yeah, Tebow himself seems like a nice enough guy. Guess we'll find out over the next 10 years or so.
 
2011-10-30 11:54:41 AM
the problem is not and has never been Tebow. Ask anyone who's met him.

Wrong- the problem IS with a guy who has to start every interview with, "Firstly, I just want to start by thanking my Lord and Savior...etc". You're playing a farking football game. Your imaginary sky master does not care that you scrambled for that first down that clinched the last minute comeback, nor did he make it happen. You should be thanking your O- line.
 
2011-10-30 12:11:46 PM
darch: the problem is not and has never been Tebow. Ask anyone who's met him.

Wrong- the problem IS with a guy who has to start every interview with, "Firstly, I just want to start by thanking my Lord and Savior...etc". You're playing a farking football game. Your imaginary sky master does not care that you scrambled for that first down that clinched the last minute comeback, nor did he make it happen. You should be thanking your O- line.


You realize that Tebow isn't the only one to do this, right? If you're going to hate him for that, you're not going to like a lot of professional athletes. It's best to just get over it and pick a better reason to want him to succeed or fail.
 
2011-10-30 01:57:43 PM
So, the kid pulled a Homer on cancer?
 
2011-10-30 02:33:42 PM
everytime someon on ESPN says "Tebow," drink.
 
2011-10-30 03:23:48 PM
darch: the problem is not and has never been Tebow. Ask anyone who's met him.

Wrong- the problem IS with a guy who has to start every interview with, "Firstly, I just want to start by thanking my Lord and Savior...etc". You're playing a farking football game. Your imaginary sky master does not care that you scrambled for that first down that clinched the last minute comeback, nor did he make it happen. You should be thanking your O- line.


What do you care who he thanks? Do you hate those others that get down on one knee when they score a touchdown or point to the sky whenever they get a base hit. No....didn't think so.
 
2011-10-30 03:25:45 PM
AdmirableSnackbar: darch: the problem is not and has never been Tebow. Ask anyone who's met him.

Wrong- the problem IS with a guy who has to start every interview with, "Firstly, I just want to start by thanking my Lord and Savior...etc". You're playing a farking football game. Your imaginary sky master does not care that you scrambled for that first down that clinched the last minute comeback, nor did he make it happen. You should be thanking your O- line.

You realize that Tebow isn't the only one to do this, right? If you're going to hate him for that, you're not going to like a lot of professional athletes. It's best to just get over it and pick a better reason to want him to succeed or fail.


I do hate every athlete that does it. It's farking ridiculous. How arrogant they must be to think that a god would give a shiat about their sport.
Stop pointing up at the sky. Stop thanking "your lord and savior". Instead thank your teammates who bust their ass helping you. Thank the coaches who put in the time and taught you how to play, and helped you refine your skills.
 
2011-10-30 03:29:06 PM
darch: the problem is not and has never been Tebow. Ask anyone who's met him.

Wrong- the problem IS with a guy who has to start every interview with, "Firstly, I just want to start by thanking my Lord and Savior...etc". You're playing a farking football game. Your imaginary sky master does not care that you scrambled for that first down that clinched the last minute comeback, nor did he make it happen. You should be thanking your O- line.


ROFL so you hate the guy because he has beliefs that differ from your own. How farking enlightened and tolerant of you. I can tell you this, I've never seen Tebow search out a camera and start praying. He does it on his own and the cameras go find him.

Funny thing about haters, it's always irrational. They can't stand the fact the dude has faith in something they don't. Even better than that are the ones who claim they don't care about his religion but that he CAN'T play qb, a position he's been playing for years. They expect All-Star /MVP performance from a guy who doesn't have ten starts in the NFL. Even funnier than the both of those are a few Broncos fan farkers who say shiat like "Hey everybody look at me!! I'm calling the farkers who want Tebow to play morons just like you guys are! I'm like you, I'm not like the morons who see that Kyle Orton is having another shiat year and might want to explore other options, Tebow can't throw, look at me, I hate too!"
 
2011-10-30 03:37:20 PM
Mattyb710: Stop thanking "your lord and savior". Instead thank your teammates who bust their ass helping you. Thank the coaches who put in the time and taught you how to play, and helped you refine your skills.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL right right, because someone who might stop to thank their personal god never even considers thanking the guys out there helping him. Nope, Tebow never goes over to slap helmets or get a quick chestbump or hug after a TD. He's just "PRAISE BE TO KRISHNA" and then walks over to the sideline in silence.
 
2011-10-30 05:23:18 PM
Nabb1: I'd rather my son idolize Tebow than Michael Vick.

Me too, but I'd also rather have HIV than Ebola.
 
2011-10-30 05:27:40 PM
Can I still hate Tebus because he's a crybaby?
 
2011-10-30 07:07:51 PM
bel4sucks: FirstNationalBastard: So, he's being second rate but people are slobbering all over him because he pulled out one victory through sheer luck?

He's got more than one dumbass.


How many dumbasses does he have?
 
2011-10-31 11:59:20 AM
Why? What rhymes with "Lucking"?

Ooooohhhh
 
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