lohphat: Gingers never get a break.

Agrees:

Ginny-Hermione girl on girl action?

I am going to a costume party tonight as a Harry Potter character, so I look forward to getting a kick out of these replies....

/Bellatrix FTW

FTA: " Although the author did not originally plan to kill off any of the characters in the series of books - and subsequent films - she was tempted to change her mind after finding herself in an 'unhappy place'."

So she was able to find an "unhappy place" atop that mountain of cash? Huh.

GreenAdder: Stop writing?

I'm not a fan. I don't care if she writes anymore, as long as her fans don't pester me to read her work.

She just strikes me as kind of...obsessed with her own work. Like one of those Twilight fans who kisses the Edward Cullen cardboard cutout she stole from the FYE. Except she wrote it.

Absolutely hated Ron in the first two books/movies. The character developed, at least.

Write a competent conclusion to the series?

The English Major: HawgWild: I wish she had killed Harry at the end ...

She did.

Technically.

He got better.

fark that, I'd have Rupert Grint's adorable, ginger babies.

I'm assuming that Luna went into porn.

SilentStrider: fark off and die submitter.

Apparently, Rupert Grint is a Farker.

/no surprise

GreenAdder: Six_By_Nine: She just strikes me as kind of...obsessed with her own work.

She's like this generation's Anne Rice.

Rice is just entirely too defensive about her works - she takes even the mildest and most polite criticism as a direct attack on her person. Remember that tl;dr she put on Amazon when one of her books was getting so-so reviews?

Yeah. That's Rowling in 5 years.

You mean she isn't now?

I remember when Book 7 was originally released, I read an interview with her that was prefaced with a short couple of sentences that said if you haven't read the book, please don't read this article. At the request of Rowling herself.

This is a woman entirely up her own ass.

Harry_Seldon: Ginny-Hermione girl on girl action?

GIS:

Six_By_Nine: I remember when Book 7 was originally released, I read an interview with her that was prefaced with a short couple of sentences that said if you haven't read the book, please don't read this article. At the request of Rowling herself.

This is a woman entirely up her own ass.

Or perhaps the interview contained spoilers?

Whip out those big MILFy funbags? That's what *I* wanted her to do.

She wanted to kill herself before ever thinking of Harry Potter?

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Harry_Seldon: Ginny-Hermione girl on girl action?

GIS:

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Or even better:

Lunchlady: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Harry_Seldon: Ginny-Hermione girl on girl action?

GIS:

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Or even better:

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OMG!!! Please tell me you have the original!

Lunchlady: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Harry_Seldon: Ginny-Hermione girl on girl action?

GIS:

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Or even better:

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Do, uh, do you have the original of that?

She wanted to fark Emma Watson?

Show us her saggy tatas?



She's quite attractive, actually.

Lunchlady: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Harry_Seldon: Ginny-Hermione girl on girl action?

GIS:

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Or even better:

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Ya know, the fact that her head is wayyyyyyy to big for the body it is photoshopped on cracks me up almost as much as the whole "original pic" thing about it.

The Lone Talbot: Lunchlady: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Harry_Seldon: Ginny-Hermione girl on girl action?

GIS:

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Or even better:

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Ya know, the fact that her head is wayyyyyyy to big for the body it is photoshopped on cracks me up almost as much as the whole "original pic" thing about it.

TOO not TO

Haha! Harry Potter dies at the end!

C'mon, everyone knows by now.

/had a friend who used to babysit for Rowling's kids
//if only she was still doing it because I've got this kidnapping/ extortion idea

SilentStrider: BroVinny: SilentStrider: fark off and die submitter.

Apparently, Rupert Grint is a Farker.

/no surprise

I see wormtail is also a farker.

shocking to see that a rat missing two digits can post on the internet.

Heh, I got a digit for ya.

She wanted to become my sugar momma?

I love that meme so farking much.

Atomic Spunk: Show us her saggy tatas?

She's quite attractive, actually.

I wouldn't mind seeing them.

Lunchlady: I love that meme so farking much.

C'mon. You have to deliver now.

The Bear?

Harry should have at least gotten a hand job from Ginny in the last book. He's going off on a secret mission to save the world and all he gets is one kiss on his birthday! They are in high school for christ sakes and he was going off to war. Harry should have bruised some of that milky white skin and left her wanting more!

/oh yeah, off the ginger dude for the cock block.

I have the same birthday as Ron Weasley.

/CSB

masturbate in public

Lunchlady: I love that meme so farking much.

Probably my favorite, too!

This was green? Why did she want to kill him off? Why didn't she? That link was useless.

Stayed a waitress?

I wonder if any interviewer has had the balls to ask her how she could rip off Susan Cooper's The Dark Is Rising series of books so blatantly? Seriously, lots of people talk about her debt to JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis, but the Harry Potter books are basically a rewriting of Cooper's books.

/The Dark Is Rising never became bloated, and came with a satisfying ending to boot. Too bad Rowling didn't steal that bit from the booka.

Brokenseas: I wonder if any interviewer has had the balls to ask her how she could rip off Susan Cooper's The Dark Is Rising series of books so blatantly? Seriously, lots of people talk about her debt to JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis, but the Harry Potter books are basically a rewriting of Cooper's books.

/The Dark Is Rising never became bloated, and came with a satisfying ending to boot. Too bad Rowling didn't steal that bit from the booka.

I skimmed the wikipedia entry for The Dark Is Rising, and it seems like it also rehashed some standard fantasy tropes and mixed in existing mythology, so if there are any similarities, it seems like it is because they both follow a traditional Hero's Journey plot structure. Hell, Cooper even had a sword that gives off blue flames when evil is near, which seems like Sting with the serial numbers filed off and a little Excalibur mixed in. Not to mention Things of Power is kind of a crappy name for a set of plot McGuffins compared to Horcurx.