/hot like a hot potato to Choice

What's that? The Cowboys cut someone?....I must dial up the Dolphins' free agent alert hotline and inform them another discard from the Cowboys is available.

MayoSlather: What's that? The Cowboys cut someone?....I must dial up the Dolphins' free agent alert hotline and inform them another discard from the Cowboys is available.

Okay, who will win the Pitch to Choice sweepstakes? Current candidates:

Dolphins
Browns
Broncos
Trollhawks
lulzkins
Cards
Lions
Packers

/Am I missing anyone else?

headline stealin' subby

muck4doo: MayoSlather: What's that? The Cowboys cut someone?....I must dial up the Dolphins' free agent alert hotline and inform them another discard from the Cowboys is available.

Okay, who will win the Pitch to Choice sweepstakes? Current candidates:

Dolphins
Browns
Broncos
Trollhawks
lulzkins
Cards
Lions
Packers

/Am I missing anyone else?

Packers? Our guys seem fine right now.

As a liter I have no idea how many identical headlines there are of this, but I'm sure there must be some kind of record ;o

Getting thin in the backfield in Dallas. A rookie and a shaky Felix Jones. Good times. Remember good times?

muck4doo: MayoSlather: What's that? The Cowboys cut someone?....I must dial up the Dolphins' free agent alert hotline and inform them another discard from the Cowboys is available.

Okay, who will win the Pitch to Choice sweepstakes? Current candidates:

Dolphins
Browns
Broncos
Trollhawks
lulzkins
Cards
Lions
Packers

/Am I missing anyone else?

The hell would the Broncos want with him?

As long as you don't want him to block or play special teams, Choice is actually a good back. Dude can run. Kansas City should pick him up.

They've got Mcgahee, Moreno, and Lance Ball, plus you can add Tebow's yards. Why would they need a dallas castoff?

muck4doo: MayoSlather: What's that? The Cowboys cut someone?....I must dial up the Dolphins' free agent alert hotline and inform them another discard from the Cowboys is available.

Okay, who will win the Pitch to Choice sweepstakes? Current candidates:

Dolphins
Browns
Broncos
Trollhawks
lulzkins
Cards
Lions
Packers

/Am I missing anyone else?

Lions? That's what Javid Best is there for... ahh, crap, that's right, he got hisself bunged up. Lions, DO NOT TAKE HIM!!! Just bomb it to Megatron a few more times a game.

Darbus: muck4doo: MayoSlather: What's that? The Cowboys cut someone?....I must dial up the Dolphins' free agent alert hotline and inform them another discard from the Cowboys is available.

Okay, who will win the Pitch to Choice sweepstakes? Current candidates:

Dolphins
Browns
Broncos
Trollhawks
lulzkins
Cards
Lions
Packers

/Am I missing anyone else?

Packers? Our guys seem fine right now.

Grants and Starks? ok

CavalierEternal: Redskins are in the market for a new RB. Would Rex Grossman unleashing the dagron to Tashard Choice be like dividing a meme by zero?

My god, it's full of memes.

CavalierEternal: Pratty: CavalierEternal: Redskins are in the market for a new RB. Would Rex Grossman unleashing the dagron to Tashard Choice be like dividing a meme by zero?

My god, it's full of memes.

If Rex Grossman goes Full Delhomme while trying to PITCH IT TO TASHARD CHOICE, will the Sports Tab simply cease to exist?

Only if Chris Pronger commits a penalty on the play.

/dammit, Pronger

bel4sucks: The hell would the Broncos want with him?

The Broncos have a good running back. They just keep playing him at QB.

/image unrelated

Packers? Our guys seem fine right now.

Well Green is out for the season, and we have three running backs total on the team. (if you include the Fullback John Kuhn). Not sure if we need a back as the Tight Ends have been cross training on blocking out of the backfield. Kuhn shifts over to 3/4 back. (I made that up... a Full Back splitting time as a half back? Too much math?)


Anywho... 7-0 Go Pack Go!

Byno: /image unrelated

Maybe unrelated, but still funny.

So I guess you can say that Tashard is no longer pro-Choice?
/yeeaaaah

But realistically, he fumbles too much and doesn't play special teams. He runs the ball ok but there are a million and one guys not even playing who can run the ball at a decent level.

What also hurt any potential trade was the fact that Choice was in the final year of his contract, and opposing teams figured the Cowboys would just release him at some point.

Also theres that habit he has of making blunders that cripple his teams chances whenever he is in a nationally televised game.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Le Bomb Suprize: So I guess you can say that Tashard is no longer pro-Choice?
/yeeaaaah


That would have been better had you said the Cowboys. Another opportunity missed...

Well I was going for the fact that until/if he's signed by another team he's no longer a Pro-fessional football player. But the Cowboy angle would have worked as well, and probably been easier to understand. At least you didn't have to pay to see the show.

Can Choice run the Option?


/stupid
//don't care

This will be the Cowgirls' biggest headline of the year..

CavalierEternal: Pratty: CavalierEternal: Redskins are in the market for a new RB. Would Rex Grossman unleashing the dagron to Tashard Choice be like dividing a meme by zero?

My god, it's full of memes.

If Rex Grossman goes Full Delhomme while trying to PITCH IT TO TASHARD CHOICE, will the Sports Tab simply cease to exist?

Nah, I think you'd have to cross it with all the WWE thread memes to do that.

/Armbar.

IAmRight: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dammit. I know there are a million ways to taunt Cowboys fans, but that was easily the most memorable one. Looks like it's back to the drawing board.

They're not fans of the Romo fumble against the Seahawks.

/yes, it's not his actual position - but he'd been doing it all year
//yes, he had the wherewithal to try to make a play...and didn't. Just like seemingly every time in the clutch.

Yes, the "I'm going to run it in" thing was bad, but people forget that Dallas had Seattle on the ropes for much of the game, and it was really only the crowd that kept things competitive...and then, Romo. Dallas was pinned back on the two yard line, and the Seattle rush unnerved Romo, who promptly threw it to Terry Glenn in an ill-advised screen play. The ball ended up somewhere around Glenn's shoelaces, and it was promptly knocked out and became a safety (and had originally been called a touchdown). Seattle took the two, scored on the next drive, and forced Dallas into playing catch-up.

That whole game was made up of great plays, including Lofa Tatupu standing Jason Witten up at the three to prevent a first and goal and keep the Cowboys going only for a field goal.

/most of that game is burned into my memory

ClavellBCMI: muck4doo: MayoSlather: What's that? The Cowboys cut someone?....I must dial up the Dolphins' free agent alert hotline and inform them another discard from the Cowboys is available.

Okay, who will win the Pitch to Choice sweepstakes? Current candidates:

Dolphins
Browns
Broncos
Trollhawks
lulzkins
Cards
Lions
Packers

/Am I missing anyone else?


Dolphins already have one undersized, underperforming back.
Broncos actually have a decent stable of RBs. Not great, but Choice would not be an upgrade
Seattle already has two Choice-like back in their stable, Washington and Forsett. If anything, Seattle needs another power runner.
The Redskins have Dan Snyder as an owner, so this is a possibility, but they are pretty sold on Helu and Torain.
The Cards seem to want to keep Beanie Wells in the starting lineup, even when he is missing a knee.
The Lions...well, they need RBs even with their starting lineup.
The Packers? SRSLY?

i always thought he was a tasharded choice.