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(Palm Beach Post) Florida Deer season. Snake season. Deer season. Snake season. DEER SEASON. SNAKE SEASON   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 42
More: Florida, Everglades, python, exotic species, South Florida Water Management District, Burmese, deer, Everglades National Park, Powerball  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 09:19:08 AM
We could use some of those pythons in New England.
 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 09:31:47 AM
ZAZ: We could use some of those pythons in New England.

Yeah, I wondered if they'd survive here in VA. We'd knit them nice sweaters if they'd eat the !@#$% deer.
 
BunkyBrewman [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 09:37:07 AM
St_Francis_P: ZAZ: We could use some of those pythons in New England.

Yeah, I wondered if they'd survive here in VA. We'd knit them nice sweaters if they'd eat the !@#$% deer.

But then you'd have to line up a fabulous gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 09:42:15 AM
But then you'd have to line up a fabulous gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Eat fast, winter arrives this afternoon.
 
NutWrench [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 12:35:06 PM
Mushroom season!
 
rfeick0
2011-10-29 01:40:59 PM
NutWrench: Mushroom season!

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-10-29 01:44:10 PM
So, when is Whacking Day?
 
Mini Ditka [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 01:45:47 PM
BarbadoSlim: So, when is Whacking Day?


Everyday is Whacking Day!
 
SanjiSasuke
2011-10-29 01:59:09 PM
BarbadoSlim: So, when is Whacking Day?

Darn you.
www.dvdtimes.co.uk
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 02:06:21 PM
That is Fudd up.
 
Hongcouver
2011-10-29 02:06:23 PM
Florida's version of turducken?
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-10-29 02:08:02 PM
I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

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Sexy, sexy serpents.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-10-29 02:18:37 PM
ZAZ: We could use some of those pythons in New England.

Everglades deer are a bit small.

What you need in New England is jerky.
 
GodsTumor
2011-10-29 02:23:09 PM
The biggest snake we have in the state dwells in Tallahassee...img214.imageshack.us
Let's get to work and tread on some snakes.
 
Skail
2011-10-29 02:32:26 PM
Caught a big one
and yelled "Oh Nelly!"
then found a deer
inside its belly
Burma Snake
 
Bith Set Me Up
2011-10-29 02:47:25 PM
www.bigfanboy.com

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFARKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFARKING SEASON!
 
Zombie DJ
2011-10-29 02:59:35 PM
The burp was heard to states away.
 
cloud_van_dame [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 03:06:57 PM
St_Francis_P: Yeah, I wondered if they'd survive here in VA. We'd knit them nice sweaters if they'd eat the !@#$% deer.

How about a nice Siberian tiger instead? They are much prettier and are adapted to cold.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 03:10:00 PM
Douchebags who bought these things as pets, got tired of them and then dumped them into the Everglades is the problem. Kill them all. And the snakes too.
 
inelegy
2011-10-29 03:14:33 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

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Sexy, sexy serpents.

You fail without Nastassja Kinski:

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parazen
2011-10-29 03:17:59 PM
We have only one choice, unleash the Sharktopus!
 
Meatzilla
2011-10-29 03:21:00 PM
www.digitalhome.ca
 
StanTheMan
2011-10-29 03:25:20 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

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Sexy, sexy serpents.

I like snakes. It's snake people who creep me out.

/submitted this story with a much funnier headline.
 
thetrenchcoat
2011-10-29 03:31:08 PM
SHOOT HIM NOW. FIRE!!!!
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-10-29 04:21:57 PM
inelegy: Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

Sexy, sexy serpents.

You fail without Nastassja Kinski:

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Ah yes, sorry about that. Oh, to be a snake and wrap my coils around her...

StanTheMan: Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

Sexy, sexy serpents.

I like snakes. It's snake people who creep me out.

/submitted this story with a much funnier headline.

"Snake people" as in people who likes snakes, or:

fc06.deviantart.net

fc02.deviantart.net

/personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot
 
JesseL
2011-10-29 05:16:41 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: "Snake people" as in people who likes snakes, or:

fc06.deviantart.net

fc02.deviantart.net

/personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot

I try not to judge people's kinks, but damn.

Are you still a furry if you're into reptiles?
 
dericwater
2011-10-29 05:22:57 PM
Where's the duck season/rabbit season gif?
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-10-29 05:34:46 PM
JesseL: Keizer_Ghidorah: "Snake people" as in people who likes snakes, or:

fc06.deviantart.net

fc02.deviantart.net

/personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot

I try not to judge people's kinks, but damn.

Are you still a furry if you're into reptiles?

I think they're called Scalies lol but I'm not into the animal parts per se, I love the combination.
 
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2011-10-29 05:41:17 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: inelegy: Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

Sexy, sexy serpents.

You fail without Nastassja Kinski:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x391]

Ah yes, sorry about that. Oh, to be a snake and wrap my coils around her...

StanTheMan: Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

Sexy, sexy serpents.

I like snakes. It's snake people who creep me out.

/submitted this story with a much funnier headline.

"Snake people" as in people who likes snakes, or:

[fc06.deviantart.net image 400x743]

[fc02.deviantart.net image 600x800]

/personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot

i291.photobucket.com
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 05:59:27 PM
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MTWFS
2011-10-29 06:02:55 PM
The pythons are becoming a real pest down there. About the only natural predator is the alligator. I think a couple of the counties had bounties on them for awhile. Not sure if that's the case anymore.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-10-29 06:13:08 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries: Keizer_Ghidorah: inelegy: Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

Sexy, sexy serpents.

You fail without Nastassja Kinski:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x391]

Ah yes, sorry about that. Oh, to be a snake and wrap my coils around her...

StanTheMan: Keizer_Ghidorah: I know they're invasive, but it makes me sad to see them be hunted. I love pythons, boas, and anacondas.

Sexy, sexy serpents.

I like snakes. It's snake people who creep me out.

/submitted this story with a much funnier headline.

"Snake people" as in people who likes snakes, or:

[fc06.deviantart.net image 400x743]

[fc02.deviantart.net image 600x800]

/personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot

[i291.photobucket.com image 640x611]

I'm not into anything more extreme than half-humans (nagas, merfolk, centaurs, etc), so relax.
 
dandelion petal
2011-10-29 06:17:42 PM
If they really want to get rid of the pythons start a rumor that their meat cures cancer and their eggs taste like beer.
 
studebaker hoch
2011-10-29 06:32:33 PM
JesseL

I try not to judge people's kinks, but damn.

Are you still a furry if you're into reptiles?

Those would be scalies.

/they eat furries.
 
blackmtnmantheonly
2011-10-29 06:53:15 PM
Rattlesnake is good eatin'


Are pythons?
 
Kant Lavar
2011-10-29 07:28:47 PM
 
ka1axy
2011-10-29 07:35:58 PM
St_Francis_P: ZAZ: We could use some of those pythons in New England.

Yeah, I wondered if they'd survive here in VA. We'd knit them nice sweaters if they'd eat the !@#$% deer.

Make friends with your local bow hunters.

//either that or get your deer with your Ford
 
snake_beater
2011-10-29 08:10:02 PM
BarbadoSlim: So, when is Whacking Day?

Guess it's time for me to get to work, then.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 08:30:26 PM
Why don't the pythons eat all those nutria I hear are becoming such pests all over the place?

Seems like they were made for each other.
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 08:35:40 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: /personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot

Yeah, having a cloaca would be farking sexy.

/wait, I meant... what's the word that means the opposite of sexy?
 
I AM THE GOAT
2011-10-29 10:33:58 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: Chinchillazilla: Keizer_Ghidorah: /personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot

Yeah, having a cloaca would be farking sexy.

/wait, I meant... what's the word that means the opposite of sexy?

Who said you'd have to have a cloaca? (new window)

NSFW tag would have been nice.
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2011-10-30 01:07:02 AM
I AM THE GOAT: Keizer_Ghidorah: Chinchillazilla: Keizer_Ghidorah: /personally would love to be a Naga, so incredibly hot

Yeah, having a cloaca would be farking sexy.

/wait, I meant... what's the word that means the opposite of sexy?

Who said you'd have to have a cloaca? (new window)

NSFW tag would have been nice.

yeeeeeah. kinda not cool.
 
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