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(MSNBC) Scary As if turning your hands and mouth black and tasting like a retread tire isn't bad enough, black licorice will also seriously fark up your heart   (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 171
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2011-10-29 07:20:11 AM
fark you, black licorice is delicious. *palpitate*
 
2011-10-29 07:30:58 AM
Experts say that consuming 2 ounces of black licorice per day for two weeks can set the heart stuttering in susceptible individuals.

I can't imagine eating that much licorice.

"Licorice can be a problem for people taking diuretics, digoxin and laxatives," Fonarow said, explaining that the combination of the candy with these medications can also drive potassium down to dangerously low levels. "It can also interfere with normal cortisol metabolism."

Wait...we're talking about geriatric trick-or-treaters now?
 
2011-10-29 08:08:29 AM
Remember kids, if it tastes good, spit it out.
 
2011-10-29 08:19:37 AM
 
2011-10-29 08:51:08 AM
Black jelly beans rule.
 
2011-10-29 09:20:34 AM
Some studies have suggested that licorice can drive up blood pressure in women taking oral contraceptives because of the potassium effect.

....holy shiat.

I'd be worried, because I love black licorice, but I don't have all that much. I pick the black jelly beans out of my office's candy jar because no one else will eat them, but that's about it.

also, I'm fairly certain there will be another study coming along that tells me that black licorice will save my life, or somehting.
 
2011-10-29 09:26:13 AM
black licorice tastes bad. sorry. I never acquired a taste for it. but I do remember as a kid chewing tar. it will clean your teeth ultra white.
 
2011-10-29 10:52:25 AM
Experts say that consuming 2 ounces of black licorice per day for two weeks.

Pfffft. Next I bet they're gonna say that drinking a fifth of vodka every day is bad for you too.
 
2011-10-29 10:54:46 AM
One candy that I really, really like is licorice. The real stuff, not the black or red plastic Twizzler crap. That stuffs like chewing on a drinking straw.
 
2011-10-29 10:55:03 AM
Then don't eat so much of that delicious, delicious black licorice.

/the black jelly beans are mine.
 
2011-10-29 10:55:35 AM
there's a reason he's the bad guy:

www.soelo.com
 
2011-10-29 10:56:06 AM
I call bull shait
 
2011-10-29 10:56:33 AM
I started eating black licorice to get a taste for anise so I could work through a bottle of Absinthe.
 
2011-10-29 10:56:52 AM
Licorice extract is some powerful stuff... taken in moderation it can regulate your hormones ladies.
 
2011-10-29 10:57:01 AM
From: TMLO

To: subby

Re: his whore mouth about black licorice


SHUT IT.


Love, peace, and hair grease,
TMLO
 
2011-10-29 10:57:19 AM
It's because your heart goes into shock when it taste how farking nasty that shiat is....
 
2011-10-29 10:57:48 AM
AdolfOliverPanties: Black jelly beans rule.

You know who else liked black jelly beans...?

/anise is medicine, not food
 
2011-10-29 10:58:39 AM
Most American licorice, such as good and plenty, is deglycyrrhizinated and/or seasoned with anise, not real licorice.

Which is delicious. I'd rather have black licorice than cheap, bad chocolate any day.
 
2011-10-29 10:59:32 AM
Count me as one of those that never understood the appeal of black licorice. That stuff is just disgusting.
 
2011-10-29 10:59:39 AM
...and real licorice turns your mouth green.
 
2011-10-29 11:00:21 AM
Subby just likes taking the fennel out of everything.
 
2011-10-29 11:00:32 AM
AbsentFriends: Pfffft. Next I bet they're gonna say that drinking a fifth of vodka every day is bad for you too.

Jesus, I hope not.
 
2011-10-29 11:00:50 AM
And if you're one of the unlucky ones who develops an irregular heart rhythm or muscle weakness after eating a lot of licorice, the agency suggests you "stop eating it immediately and contact your healthcare provider."

Sorry, I have in my minds eye a picuture of a fatass with heart palpitations that refuses to put down the candy
 
2011-10-29 11:02:06 AM
Archae hippy: And if you're one of the unlucky ones who develops an irregular heart rhythm or muscle weakness after eating a lot of licorice, the agency suggests you "stop eating it immediately and contact your healthcare provider."

Sorry, I have in my minds eye a picuture of a fatass with heart palpitations that refuses to put down the candy


You're on fark so there's probably at least a few
 
2011-10-29 11:04:04 AM
Came here to ramp up the licorice snob thread.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-29 11:05:42 AM
I KNEW IT! Vile-tasting candy that reminds me of a vile-tasting plant. Just thinking about it makes me want to brush my teeth.

WHEN YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU IT WAS CANDY, THEY WERE CONSIOUSLY LYING TO YOU!!

/Now where the hell did I leave my Lemonheads?
 
2011-10-29 11:08:45 AM
If that was true, us Dutch would have been dead by now.

/maybe we are.........

www.grotescheur.nl
 
2011-10-29 11:09:01 AM
so, eat the stuff and take a potassium pill..problem solved.
 
2011-10-29 11:09:16 AM
cretinbob: Meanwhile in FInland

What the actual fark?
 
2011-10-29 11:09:23 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From: TMLO

To: subby

Re: his whore mouth about black licorice


SHUT IT.


Love, peace, and hair grease,
TMLO


That's MISTER Whore Mouth to you!

/subby
 
2011-10-29 11:09:41 AM
LabGrrl: Most American licorice, such as good and plenty, is deglycyrrhizinated and/or seasoned with anise, not real licorice.

Which is delicious. I'd rather have black licorice than cheap, bad chocolate any day.


You sweet talker.
 
2011-10-29 11:10:24 AM
LabGrrl: Most American licorice, such as good and plenty, is deglycyrrhizinated and/or seasoned with anise, not real licorice.

Which is delicious. I'd rather have black licorice than cheap, bad chocolate any day.



I thought good n plenty was jelly beans.
 
2011-10-29 11:12:17 AM
Abox: LabGrrl: Most American licorice, such as good and plenty, is deglycyrrhizinated and/or seasoned with anise, not real licorice.

Which is delicious. I'd rather have black licorice than cheap, bad chocolate any day.


I thought good n plenty was jelly beans.



Hmm...apparently I remembered it wrong. And from wikipedia "The pink candies are colored with a red dye called K-Carmine that is produced from the crushed bodies of the female cochineal insect. " Yikes.
 
2011-10-29 11:12:46 AM
Trail Mix: cretinbob: Meanwhile in FInland

What the actual fark?


indeed... that was bit disturbing.

fyi at first he keeps jabbering about "black licorice pipes" and "forbidden fruit" over and over again and then goes full batshiat crazy
 
2011-10-29 11:14:51 AM
So buy people I don't like licorice? Got it.
 
2011-10-29 11:15:24 AM
Glycyrrhizin - great word.
 
2011-10-29 11:15:32 AM
You guys can have ALL my black licorice. I will get my heart palpitations somewhere else, thank you very much.

/Detest the stuff.
 
2011-10-29 11:15:49 AM
I never understood the love for licorice. The smell of it makes me sick to my stomach, and I probably would rather eat a spoonful of mayonnaise than put it anywhere near my gob. I do love coffee though, which some people find repulsive, so I guess it's similarly something that either you like it or you don't. Maybe it's genetic, like enjoying cilantro.
 
2011-10-29 11:16:54 AM
Glycyrrhizin, which is what gives licorice its sweet flavor, can cause the heart to beat dangerously fast.

So, it's like a delicious aerobic workout.
 
2011-10-29 11:17:07 AM
tseven7: Glycyrrhizin - great word.

I'm going to start a fantasy metal band, call it Glycyrrhizin, and dress up like a wizard.
 
2011-10-29 11:19:56 AM
bighairyguy: That's MISTER Whore Mouth to you!

/subby


Yes, sir.

/walks away grumbing and mumbling incoherently
 
2011-10-29 11:21:15 AM
Anything in "large quantities" can hurt you.

Even Ric Romero knows this....
 
2011-10-29 11:21:46 AM
Something that tastes like weeping death horror is bad for you? The hell you say.
 
2011-10-29 11:21:47 AM
Damn. Black licorice is one of my favorite treats, always has been. I like to leave a new package open for a day before eating so it's extra-chewy.

/heart and teeth both ok
 
2011-10-29 11:21:52 AM
A recent study conducted by the well respected University of Phoenix showed that 82% of the people who enjoy black licorice also put ketchup on their hot dogs.

Probably punch babies and kick puppies too. Bunch of cretins.
 
2011-10-29 11:22:02 AM
Abox: Abox: LabGrrl: Most American licorice, such as good and plenty, is deglycyrrhizinated and/or seasoned with anise, not real licorice.

Which is delicious. I'd rather have black licorice than cheap, bad chocolate any day.


I thought good n plenty was jelly beans.


Hmm...apparently I remembered it wrong. And from wikipedia "The pink candies are colored with a red dye called K-Carmine that is produced from the crushed bodies of the female cochineal insect. " Yikes.


Yeah, but K-Carmine is in a bajillion things. Especially in Breast Cancer Awareness month.
 
2011-10-29 11:22:16 AM
tetsoushima: tseven7: Glycyrrhizin - great word.

I'm going to start a fantasy metal band, call it Glycyrrhizin, and dress up like a wizard.


I'm ok with this.
 
2011-10-29 11:23:50 AM
Le Bomb Suprize: A recent study conducted by the well respected University of Phoenix showed that 82% of the people who enjoy black licorice also put ketchup on their hot dogs.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA.

Let's not go talking crazy talk that can't be UNcrazy talked.

I would never... ever... EVEREVEREVEREVER put ketchup on a damn hot dog.
 
2011-10-29 11:24:23 AM
Le Bomb Suprize: A recent study conducted by the well respected University of Phoenix showed that 82% of the people who enjoy black licorice also put ketchup on their hot dogs.

Probably punch babies and kick puppies too. Bunch of cretins.


To be fair, the baby was kind of asking for it.
 
2011-10-29 11:24:42 AM
It's also a laxative. (new window)
And not many licorice candies have any real licorice in them, anyway.
 
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