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(Bangor Daily News) Dumbass Maine woman tries to steal a set of novelty handcuffs, ends up getting a real pair   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 15
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cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 10:53:13 AM
How do I know whether to fap or not when there's no picture?
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 10:58:22 AM
A store employee called Bangor police after reportedly seeing Maureen Clink remove the $15 handcuffs from a display


Appropriate name, considering.
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 11:13:26 AM
It took a pair to take the pair to get the pair.
 
EducatedBum
2011-10-29 12:12:03 PM
Here's your sign.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 12:16:32 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: A store employee called Bangor police after reportedly seeing Maureen Clink remove the $15 handcuffs from a display

Appropriate name, considering.

I'm not sure what you mean by that...
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wambu
2011-10-29 12:20:13 PM
i.imgur.com
/covers both bases
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-10-29 12:21:18 PM
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 12:26:39 PM
special20: I'm not sure what you mean by that...

That another word for jail is "clink." Her last name is Clink. IT'S DESTINY.

That said, I snortlaughed. Thank you.
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 01:03:34 PM
cretinbob: How do I know whether to fap or not when there's no picture?

Here is her Facebook page, it seems. And I'm going to go with "no" in answer to your question.
 
Blackthorn
2011-10-29 03:24:41 PM
What a Maureen Clink may look like ...

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Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-10-29 03:46:43 PM
Bangor and leave her.
 
aerojockey
2011-10-29 05:04:10 PM
Sounds like we have a case of innocent girl who doesn't want anyone to know she has dirty thoughts, and is moved to crime to guard her innocence.

Well now everyone knows.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 08:25:41 PM
dj_bigbird: cretinbob: How do I know whether to fap or not when there's no picture?

Here is her Facebook page, it seems. And I'm going to go with "no" in answer to your question.

NYG and Yankees fan living in Levant ME? Life must already suck for her.
 
PJRart
2011-10-29 09:50:45 PM
I'm always kind of leary of people who make their FB page public.
 
ParaHandy
2011-10-29 09:56:56 PM
If something worth $15 was stolen from my house, the cops would laugh.
 
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