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(Some Guy) Florida Woman caught with crack pipe hidden in her Bible. Holy smokes   (tcoasttalk.com) divider line 32
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Djkb
2011-10-29 08:22:36 AM
Like people who keep a bible on the dashboard of their vehicle in case they get pulled over? Yeah, that'll get you some sympathy.
 
shivashakti
2011-10-29 09:29:13 AM
Take this rock, all of you. Smoke it. This is my mucus.
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 09:34:51 AM
Eccl 5:10-11

He that loveth cocaine shall not be satisfied with cocaine, nor he that loveth crack with increase. This is also vanity.
When crack supply increases, they are increased that smoke them. And what good is it to the owners thereof, saving the smoking of them with their lungs?
 
Hobodeluxe
2011-10-29 09:38:21 AM
♫Rock of Ages lit for me.....
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-10-29 09:50:53 AM
Hobodeluxe: ♫Rock of Ages lit for me.....

lol.

Yet another reason to distrust anyone with a bible.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 11:28:49 AM
She was walking and had an open 16 ounce container of Colt 45 malt liquor, an alcoholic beverage advertised with the slogan, "It works every time."

Billy Dee Williams: "I didn't mean in legal matters, you dumb bastards."
 
ThisNameSux
2011-10-29 11:50:58 AM
Salvation lies within.
 
haywatchthis
2011-10-29 11:53:40 AM
hidden drugs in a book is the dumbest trick in the book
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2011-10-29 11:54:24 AM
ThisNameSux: Salvation lies within.

You sonuva - beat me to it.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 11:54:24 AM
Now that's some Transubstantiation!
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-10-29 11:56:08 AM
The Religion...of Crack
 
Grouchy Old Bear
2011-10-29 11:57:17 AM
She must have misunderstood when someone told her to "crack her bible open once in a while"
 
Ima4nic8or
2011-10-29 12:04:47 PM
No surprise there. You have to be a crack smoker to believe what is in that book.
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-10-29 12:08:43 PM
www.smartalecmusic.com

HAW Glory!
 
The Billdozer
2011-10-29 12:17:01 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/approves
 
wambu
2011-10-29 12:18:14 PM
The power of prayer.

/sweet
 
whaler55
2011-10-29 12:19:14 PM
cocaine and she's able
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-29 12:22:40 PM
The Billdozer: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]

/approves

This is no joke.
 
Zombie Butler
2011-10-29 12:30:57 PM
Hobodeluxe: ♫Rock of Ages lit for me.....

Gah! beat me too it! Curses!

She believes in a higher power.
 
sleeper2995
2011-10-29 12:45:11 PM
What would Rick James Do?
 
Clete Orris
2011-10-29 12:46:18 PM
Thumping rock?
 
Weidermeijer
2011-10-29 12:56:50 PM
Ah, the old prison movie hide-away spot... or your arse.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 01:08:29 PM
I just assumed that people who believe in what the Bible says are on something.
 
puppetmaster745
2011-10-29 01:15:13 PM
Came for Shawshank Redemption, leaving satisfied.
 
pounddawg
2011-10-29 01:22:13 PM
Religion of Pipe?
 
Agent Smiths Laugh
2011-10-29 01:24:53 PM
Let's get this out of the way shall we?

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buckeyebrain
2011-10-29 01:46:34 PM
www.xpoit.com
 
weatherwitch
2011-10-29 01:47:16 PM
You know this actually makes a lot of sense, I always felt those bible thumpers were on the pipe
 
Godamnlimey [TotalFark]
2011-10-29 02:24:50 PM
She looks remarkably well preserved for a 42 year old crackhead .
 
Enemabag Jones
2011-10-29 02:46:53 PM
Godamnlimey,

Not all crackheads go full Winehouse or Lohan. Some manage to keep it in check.

/Anyone that throws a bible in your face outside of church, get away.
 
seatown75
2011-10-29 08:44:44 PM
Godamnlimey: She looks remarkably well preserved for a 42 year old crackhead .

Came here to say this.
 
bel4sucks
2011-10-29 08:59:56 PM
Godamnlimey: She looks remarkably well preserved for a 42 year old crackhead .

Black don't crack.

That was the worst piece of shiat written article I've ever written. Further, it wasn't immediately clear whether Sutton was...

Did that author seriously just throw some short part in there that it wasn't clear if the crackhead had seen the movie. wtf.
 
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