You can prick your finger but can't finger your prick.

Who is Bill Belichick?

God damn dude, this came out like a week ago.

/pete, repeat, etc.

Bad sportsmanship: Having a tack hidden in your hand to prick them as you do

Really bad sportsmanship: Punching 2 players in the face during end of game handshake. For some reason we never got invited back to that tournament.

/I miss junior hockey.

scraping_fetus_off_the_wheel: God damn dude, this came out like a week ago.

/pete, repeat, etc.

Whoops, just saw the follow up tag.

/No officer, I haven't been drinking at all this evening...

according to TFA he's a bench-warmer too...

27? In a row?

scraping_fetus_off_the_wheel: scraping_fetus_off_the_wheel: God damn dude, this came out like a week ago.

/pete, repeat, etc.

Whoops, just saw the follow up tag.

/No officer, I haven't been drinking at all this evening...

You have just lost your submitter mocking privileges for the weekend young man.

video man: ThisNameSux: 27? In a row?

28. They didn't count the last one.

The prosecuting attorney couldn't get in contact with the last kids family.

From a different article

Collins said Friday that her office had talked to parents of all 28 injured football players except one. She said her office left several messages for that player's parents, but never received a return phone call.

OK, he's a dick, send him to juvey until he's 18, yadda yadda. I've got no problem with that.

But at what point on the opposing team's line are you a moron? The first guy shakes his hand, comes away with blood, OK, it's a coincidence. But somewhere around the, I don't know, 10 guy or so you've got to know something is up, don't you? Did not one of these assaulted kids turn around and say "WTF?"

celery_stalker: You can prick your finger but can't finger your prick.

I could link a video that proves you wrong if you'd like.

ThisNameSux: 27? In a row?

Try not to tack anyone on the way through the parking lot!

/Hey you get back here!

video man: And his team shut them out 26-0.

What an asshole. Let the fans be dicks instead.

To be fair he was a fan of that game. He didn't play during the game.

Sabyen91: You Cant Explain That: Antagonism: celery_stalker: You can prick your finger but can't finger your prick.

I could link a video that proves you wrong if you'd like.

I could send a phone pic taken just now from my desk proving him wrong

I don't think that is what he meant. There are disturbed people that put fingers INSIDE the urethra.

/shudder

That... that isn't normal?

Jonny Chimpo: Sabyen91: You Cant Explain That: Antagonism: celery_stalker: You can prick your finger but can't finger your prick.

I could link a video that proves you wrong if you'd like.

I could send a phone pic taken just now from my desk proving him wrong

I don't think that is what he meant. There are disturbed people that put fingers INSIDE the urethra.

/shudder

That... that isn't normal?

Does it matter whose fingers it is?

hitmanric: Bad sportsmanship: Having a tack hidden in your hand to prick them as you do

Really bad sportsmanship: Punching 2 players in the face during end of game handshake. For some reason we never got invited back to that tournament.

/I miss junior hockey.

There's a big difference between punching someone and needle-stick injuries. Both legal and medical.

It's a shame the first guy in line to get his hand pricked had HIV, damn shame.

You Cant Explain That: Antagonism: celery_stalker: You can prick your finger but can't finger your prick.

I could link a video that proves you wrong if you'd like.

I could send a phone pic taken just now from my desk proving him wrong

I could broadcast live proof on the Internets that he is wrong. I don't think I will though, unless people offer me a whole bunch of money.

AnubisMan: It's a shame the first guy in line to get his hand pricked had HIV, damn shame.

I'd be more worried about hepatitis B. HIV isn't particularly virulent, but you can get HepB from a drop of blood smaller than what you can see.

OTOH, you can get vaccinated against HepB. Who knows if any of these kids were.

After the first 5 or so got poked, the other 23 still stayed in line and shook his hand?

How about getting rid of the handshakes after games in all sports.

Hey look at us, we're promoting sportsmanship! Those 2 hours of us playing against each other meant nothing compared to this 1/2 second handshake.

/got nuthin'

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/got nuthin'

I've been trying to get in touch with that 28th commentor, but they won't return my posts.

This reminded me of the team handshake after one of my little league games. Two of the guys on the other side were punching us in the gut as we went by. It was stopped before it got to me, but I don't think I have thought about that since it happened, and I am unsure if anything was ever done to punish those kids.

How dare that 28th kid did not wish to pursue legal action! He'll probably grow up without any desire to take petty revenge!

If I was the 28th person and the other 27 walked through and didn't say shiat about it before he got to me, I'd be pissed.

There's definitely a little prick involved.

Been done before.

Bunnyhat: rjakobi: How dare that 28th kid did not wish to pursue legal action! He'll probably grow up without any desire to take petty revenge!
It's not just petty revenge.

While the treatment cost will no doubt be minor, it might also not be.

If one of those kids had a disease or virus spread by blood, the asshole kid could have spread it to any number of other players.

If my kid ended up getting Hep B because of it, I would want a clear document trail to make sure the other kid and his parents have to pay for the treatment.

Exactly. This kid is 16 and thus is looking at 2 years in juvie (since he's not being tried as an adult). I'd definitely pursue criminal charges against the kid simply to have it documented in case my kid comes down with some blood born illness later. It can take HIV months to show up in some cases. You have the judgement for when medical bills occur and you need to get money of the appropriate insurance company.

The dick move here would likely be filing a civil suit on the side, unless you'd encountered a serious medical problem.

video man: What's the statute of limitations on assault? Could they could try him in 2 years as an adult?

Whoops, I meant at worst 2 years in juvie. Which seems improbable.

Personally I'd like to see him spend this coming summer in juvie and get some community service to keep him busy between now and then.

video man: What's the statute of limitations on assault? Could they could try him in 2 years as an adult?

Are you farking kidding?

Bathia_Mapes: video man: What's the statute of limitations on assault? Could they could try him in 2 years as an adult?

Doubtful, but in many states a 16-year old can be tried as an adult for certain crimes.

Doubtful? farkin doubtful? You guys are farkin communists.

scraping_fetus_off_the_wheel: scraping_fetus_off_the_wheel: God damn dude, this came out like a week ago.

/pete, repeat, etc.

Whoops, just saw the follow up tag.

/No officer, I haven't been drinking at all this evening...

fark YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD