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(Some Guy) Florida Woman tries to skin her dad after he refuses to give her his potato salad. If that doesn't tell you how pissed she was, her mugshot surely will   (tampa.cbslocal.com) divider line 122
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2011-10-28 11:30:46 PM
Did anyone else think, "I am sick and tired of these motherfarking potatoes on your motherfarking plate!" when they saw that pic?
 
2011-10-28 11:34:34 PM
Yes, he deserved to be stabbed for not giving me the potato salad, and I hope he burns in HELL!
 
2011-10-28 11:39:38 PM
Holy fark, I think I worked for a relative of hers once. If I'm right, that expression would seem to be a family trait.
 
2011-10-28 11:40:50 PM
cbstampa.files.wordpress.comwww.mytinyphone.com
 
2011-10-28 11:55:32 PM
Can you really blame her? I love potato salad.
 
2011-10-28 11:56:38 PM
You refer to the prophecy of the one who will
bring balance to the Force. You believe it's
these... potatoes?
 
2011-10-29 12:36:36 AM
veedeevadeevoodee: [cbstampa.files.wordpress.com image 370x225][www.mytinyphone.com image 300x225]

Yup, was gonna say: don't even think about holding out on her with teh skrimps.
 
2011-10-29 01:00:54 AM
hostmypicture.com
 
2011-10-29 01:23:01 AM
Karen?!? She actually looks a little bit like a Leeloo to me. Also totally justified if that potato salad had diced sweet pickles in it.
 
2011-10-29 01:24:09 AM
subby gonna get graped

cbstampa.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-10-29 01:26:25 AM
biatches farking LOVE potato salad.
 
2011-10-29 01:44:52 AM
Potato salad is delicious...this is an undeniable fact. Denying one of potato salad when said potato salad is clearly available is cruel and malicious. I'm going to have to go with the defendant on this one.
 
2011-10-29 01:58:22 AM
If the headline had said, "she refuses to give him her potato salad" I would have completely understood the situation.

What is this? I don't even...
 
2011-10-29 03:18:09 AM
MayoSlather: Potato salad is delicious...this is an undeniable fact. Denying one of potato salad when said potato salad is clearly available is cruel and malicious. I'm going to have to go with the defendant on this one.

I have to disagree.

Now, if it were macaroni salad, it'd be a whole different story...
 
2011-10-29 03:43:28 AM
The Ross sisters are concerned. Link (new window)
 
2011-10-29 06:50:52 AM
Oh hells yeah, she mad
 
2011-10-29 06:53:35 AM
Actually, Sub by, that's not that unusual. People usually seem to know when their neighbor is a stand-out dick, and since the flashing lights and woo-woos tend to draw a crowd, there is usually an audience to their embarrassment.
 
2011-10-29 06:54:29 AM
Let's be honest here, it wasn't the potato salad. I think we all know it was really about the chicken.
 
2011-10-29 06:54:30 AM
Damn auto correct. That was supposed to be Subby, damn it.
 
2011-10-29 06:55:54 AM
theproductionline.us
 
2011-10-29 06:55:57 AM
cbstampa.files.wordpress.com
www.shadowlocked.com
 
2011-10-29 06:57:01 AM
And on top of ALL of that, I posted in the wrong damn thread. I think I am just going to give up on Fark this morning.
 
2011-10-29 07:02:04 AM
it took me an extra 3 seconds to post the comparison shot

/damn it.
 
2011-10-29 07:08:39 AM
cbstampa.files.wordpress.com

This is the scariest thing I've seen all Halloween.
 
2011-10-29 07:08:50 AM
I'd hit it.

/after it was bolted onto plywood with U bolts firmly secured by ... myself
 
2011-10-29 07:10:54 AM
A knife and potato salad is a gateway to drive by bacon crimes
 
2011-10-29 07:13:58 AM
Never hog the side dishes. That's a little rule I call Cole's Law.
 
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2011-10-29 07:14:16 AM
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2011-10-29 07:16:35 AM
www.stateofithaca.com

approves.
 
2011-10-29 07:23:50 AM
i1208.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-29 07:25:33 AM
Kroger has this potato salad in tubs and it comes in different kinds. Mustard, Amish and American.

I have to admit, the American is the best one and if someone had some and did not give me any, I would get all stabbity stab stab too. It is the shiznit and worth an assault charge.

This thread is making me happy. So far, FARK is making me proud. Keep it up. I may cry.

/ya'll know why
 
2011-10-29 07:32:28 AM
Welcome to memehood Stabby.
 
2011-10-29 07:45:13 AM
i12.photobucket.com

She's scary, but she's no Miss Metro-Atlanta.
 
2011-10-29 07:51:35 AM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Never hog the side dishes. That's a little rule I call Cole's Law.

Booooooo. Boooooooooooooooooooooooo.

/stealing that.
 
2011-10-29 07:56:08 AM
He was 80...I bet she could take him, in a fair fight, even he was 800.
 
2011-10-29 07:56:39 AM
Dude took my fish
cbstampa.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-10-29 07:58:48 AM
Dat you, Calypso?


t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-10-29 07:58:54 AM
is potato salad street for "pcp" ?
 
2011-10-29 08:00:37 AM
MayoSlather: Potato salad is delicious...this is an undeniable fact. Denying one of potato salad when said potato salad is clearly available is cruel and malicious. I'm going to have to go with the defendant on this one.

I dispute your assertion. I don't especially care for potato salad. In fact, I usually dislike it
 
2011-10-29 08:03:42 AM
MorrisBird: The Ross sisters are concerned. Link (new window)

well played!
 
2011-10-29 08:07:57 AM
Oh, well

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2011-10-29 08:14:18 AM
I really need that recipe.
 
2011-10-29 08:16:06 AM
AND SHE HOPES HE BURNS IN HELL.
 
2011-10-29 08:24:54 AM
Euell Gibbons: I really need that recipe.

AGREED!
 
2011-10-29 08:32:16 AM
veedeevadeevoodee: [cbstampa.files.wordpress.com image 370x225][www.mytinyphone.com image 300x225]



Re: Angry mug shot.

Maybe the cops touched her weave when they were arresting her?
 
2011-10-29 08:33:27 AM
cbstampa.files.wordpress.com

AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO WOULD HOLD OUT ON THE POTATO SALAD. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!
 
2011-10-29 08:35:25 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
'got nothing
 
2011-10-29 08:41:50 AM
eggrolls: AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO WOULD HOLD OUT ON THE POTATO SALAD. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!

+1
 
2011-10-29 08:45:43 AM
i244.photobucket.com
If it was this stuff, I'd skin the guy too.
 
2011-10-29 08:50:51 AM
i'm guessing cousin of yoga store killing biatch
 
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