FARK.com: (6686168) Woman tries to skin her dad after he refuses to give her his potato salad. If that doesn't tell you how pissed she was, her mugshot surely will

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(Some Guy)		Woman tries to skin her dad after he refuses to give her his potato salad. If that doesn't tell you how pissed she was, her mugshot surely will (tampa.cbslocal.com)		122
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Livingroom

2011-10-28 11:30:46 PM

Did anyone else think, "I am sick and tired of these motherfarking potatoes on your motherfarking plate!" when they saw that pic?

twobux

2011-10-28 11:34:34 PM

Yes, he deserved to be stabbed for not giving me the potato salad, and I hope he burns in HELL!

Benevolent Misanthrope

2011-10-28 11:39:38 PM

Holy fark, I think I worked for a relative of hers once. If I'm right, that expression would seem to be a family trait.

veedeevadeevoodee

2011-10-28 11:40:50 PM

Uncle Wiggly

2011-10-28 11:55:32 PM

Can you really blame her? I love potato salad.

Cake Hunter

2011-10-28 11:56:38 PM

You refer to the prophecy of the one who will
bring balance to the Force. You believe it's
these... potatoes?

fusillade762

2011-10-29 12:36:36 AM

veedeevadeevoodee: [cbstampa.files.wordpress.com image 370x225][www.mytinyphone.com image 300x225]

Yup, was gonna say: don't even think about holding out on her with teh skrimps.

MaxxLarge

2011-10-29 01:00:54 AM

Dallymo

2011-10-29 01:23:01 AM

Karen?!? She actually looks a little bit like a Leeloo to me. Also totally justified if that potato salad had diced sweet pickles in it.

hackhix

2011-10-29 01:24:09 AM

subby gonna get graped

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robmilmel

2011-10-29 01:26:25 AM

biatches farking LOVE potato salad.

MayoSlather

2011-10-29 01:44:52 AM

Potato salad is delicious...this is an undeniable fact. Denying one of potato salad when said potato salad is clearly available is cruel and malicious. I'm going to have to go with the defendant on this one.

jaylectricity

2011-10-29 01:58:22 AM

If the headline had said, "she refuses to give him her potato salad" I would have completely understood the situation.

What is this? I don't even...

The Onion is prophetic

2011-10-29 03:18:09 AM

MayoSlather: Potato salad is delicious...this is an undeniable fact. Denying one of potato salad when said potato salad is clearly available is cruel and malicious. I'm going to have to go with the defendant on this one.

I have to disagree.

Now, if it were macaroni salad, it'd be a whole different story...

MorrisBird

2011-10-29 03:43:28 AM

The Ross sisters are concerned. Link (new window)

John_David_Stutts

2011-10-29 06:50:52 AM

Oh hells yeah, she mad

Shadowknight

2011-10-29 06:53:35 AM

Actually, Sub by, that's not that unusual. People usually seem to know when their neighbor is a stand-out dick, and since the flashing lights and woo-woos tend to draw a crowd, there is usually an audience to their embarrassment.

Sweaty Dynamite

2011-10-29 06:54:29 AM

Let's be honest here, it wasn't the potato salad. I think we all know it was really about the chicken.

Shadowknight

2011-10-29 06:54:30 AM

Damn auto correct. That was supposed to be Subby, damn it.

dopeydwarf

2011-10-29 06:55:54 AM

rwfan

2011-10-29 06:55:57 AM

Shadowknight

2011-10-29 06:57:01 AM

And on top of ALL of that, I posted in the wrong damn thread. I think I am just going to give up on Fark this morning.

rwfan

2011-10-29 07:02:04 AM

it took me an extra 3 seconds to post the comparison shot

/damn it.

Coelacanth

2011-10-29 07:08:39 AM

This is the scariest thing I've seen all Halloween.

urban.derelict

2011-10-29 07:08:50 AM

I'd hit it.

/after it was bolted onto plywood with U bolts firmly secured by ... myself

upright_apes_r_us

2011-10-29 07:10:54 AM

A knife and potato salad is a gateway to drive by bacon crimes

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

2011-10-29 07:13:58 AM

Never hog the side dishes. That's a little rule I call Cole's Law.

2011-10-29 07:14:16 AM

stonelotus

2011-10-29 07:16:35 AM

approves.

TheOther

2011-10-29 07:23:50 AM

Hermione_Granger

2011-10-29 07:25:33 AM

Kroger has this potato salad in tubs and it comes in different kinds. Mustard, Amish and American.

I have to admit, the American is the best one and if someone had some and did not give me any, I would get all stabbity stab stab too. It is the shiznit and worth an assault charge.

This thread is making me happy. So far, FARK is making me proud. Keep it up. I may cry.

/ya'll know why

Glenn Beck Knows a Strawman

2011-10-29 07:32:28 AM

Welcome to memehood Stabby.

dstanley

2011-10-29 07:45:13 AM

She's scary, but she's no Miss Metro-Atlanta.

LowbrowDeluxe

2011-10-29 07:51:35 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Never hog the side dishes. That's a little rule I call Cole's Law.

Booooooo. Boooooooooooooooooooooooo.

/stealing that.

Point02GPA

2011-10-29 07:56:08 AM

He was 80...I bet she could take him, in a fair fight, even he was 800.

Phlem Pickens

2011-10-29 07:56:39 AM

Dude took my fish
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italie

2011-10-29 07:58:48 AM

Dat you, Calypso?

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MoreVespeneGas

2011-10-29 07:58:54 AM

is potato salad street for "pcp" ?

chookbillion

2011-10-29 08:00:37 AM

MayoSlather: Potato salad is delicious...this is an undeniable fact. Denying one of potato salad when said potato salad is clearly available is cruel and malicious. I'm going to have to go with the defendant on this one.

I dispute your assertion. I don't especially care for potato salad. In fact, I usually dislike it

dead

2011-10-29 08:03:42 AM

MorrisBird: The Ross sisters are concerned. Link (new window)

well played!

Day_Old_Dutchie

2011-10-29 08:07:57 AM

Oh, well

Euell Gibbons

2011-10-29 08:14:18 AM

I really need that recipe.

iollow

2011-10-29 08:16:06 AM

AND SHE HOPES HE BURNS IN HELL.

biscuitjones

2011-10-29 08:24:54 AM

Euell Gibbons: I really need that recipe.

AGREED!

FizixJunkee

2011-10-29 08:32:16 AM

veedeevadeevoodee: [cbstampa.files.wordpress.com image 370x225][www.mytinyphone.com image 300x225]

Re: Angry mug shot.

Maybe the cops touched her weave when they were arresting her?

eggrolls

2011-10-29 08:33:27 AM

AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO WOULD HOLD OUT ON THE POTATO SALAD. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!

Ablejack

2011-10-29 08:35:25 AM

'got nothing

empres77

2011-10-29 08:41:50 AM

eggrolls: AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO WOULD HOLD OUT ON THE POTATO SALAD. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!

+1

corridor

2011-10-29 08:45:43 AM